The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.39

September 23rd, 2012 // 70 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collection is another robust smattering of commentical wizardry because clearly we’re in the middle of a Silver Age of dick jokes. Also, I highly suggest everyone scope out the Photoshop stylings of YerGross who made an image this week that I literally can’t look at for less than five minutes and anyone who’s ever done hallucinogenics knows exactly what I’m talking about. Or seeing nothing but a tap-dancing dog instead of words down here. Haha! He’s got a little top hat.

- The Superficial

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  1. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Jesus, I’m laughing so hard…

    I’m going to hell.

  2. Kim Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Bra Kardashian Kollection Anniversary
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Whoa!

  3. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    She looks like she’s about to try & eat him, whereas he looks like he’s calculating his chances for survival should she strike.

  4. Joe Manganiello
    AnnaD.
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    LMFAOOOO

  5. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    ERMAHGERD, ERLSHEED!

  6. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    splashsos
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    Eh, I like the booty. Much better than her dirty skallywag look after the genie in a bottle look. You know-the long, multi-color weaves, greasy roots, greasy face, coke gauntness in micro shorts with fishnets era.

  7. Lesbians Make Out At Chic-fil-A
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    These two are totally straight.

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    She’s getting Madonna arms. As though things weren’t bad enough.

  9. Paris Hilton Gays Have Aids Audio Adam Lambert
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    I don’t like to admit this but .. I love his hair. :/

  10. John Travolta
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Other acceptable answer: “Take me to your weiner.”

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker
    squishy
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    Brilliant!

  12. Kim Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Bra Kardashian Kollection Anniversary
    squishy
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    Bahahahaha

  13. John Travolta
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    It sort of looks like he’s just painting his hair on now.

  14. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Thank you! Miranda.

  15. John Travolta
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I laughed so hard after reading that one!

  16. Paris Hilton Gays Have Aids Audio Adam Lambert
    Aeryis
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    Final Fantasy VII called, they want Cloud back.

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