Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collection is another robust smattering of commentical wizardry because clearly we’re in the middle of a Silver Age of dick jokes. Also, I highly suggest everyone scope out the Photoshop stylings of YerGross who made an image this week that I literally can’t look at for less than five minutes and anyone who’s ever done hallucinogenics knows exactly what I’m talking about. Or seeing nothing but a tap-dancing dog instead of words down here. Haha! He’s got a little top hat.
- The Superficial
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Jesus, I’m laughing so hard…
I’m going to hell.
Whoa!
She looks like she’s about to try & eat him, whereas he looks like he’s calculating his chances for survival should she strike.
LMFAOOOO
ERMAHGERD, ERLSHEED!
Eh, I like the booty. Much better than her dirty skallywag look after the genie in a bottle look. You know-the long, multi-color weaves, greasy roots, greasy face, coke gauntness in micro shorts with fishnets era.
These two are totally straight.
She’s getting Madonna arms. As though things weren’t bad enough.
I don’t like to admit this but .. I love his hair. :/
Other acceptable answer: “Take me to your weiner.”
Brilliant!
Bahahahaha
It sort of looks like he’s just painting his hair on now.
Thank you! Miranda.
I laughed so hard after reading that one!
Final Fantasy VII called, they want Cloud back.