Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collection is another robust smattering of commentical wizardry because clearly we’re in the middle of a Silver Age of dick jokes. Also, I highly suggest everyone scope out the Photoshop stylings of YerGross who made an image this week that I literally can’t look at for less than five minutes and anyone who’s ever done hallucinogenics knows exactly what I’m talking about. Or seeing nothing but a tap-dancing dog instead of words down here. Haha! He’s got a little top hat.
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I have been told that her bark is worse than her bite.
Brilliant.
LOL!
This one was a classic.
Nicely done.
Well done.
I laugh for 5 minutes straight every time I see this. Kudos to YerGross.
Nice.
The ghost of Alfred Hitchcock has never been so terrified.
Ugh, she got gross.
Sad thing is, she still looks better than most 20 year olds.
True
Really? You might consider a new home, 20 year olds are pretty nice out here on the California Coast…
There’s probably more truth to this than we’d care to admit.
That comment won the internet.
Yeah, that joke was funny when Michelle Williams told it to Ryan Gosling in “Blue Valentine”.
shut your mouth and reference your own line for the story.. loser
HA fucking excellent!
so yeah gonna die laughing today
*dead*
AAA-plus!
Can she neigh for no?
A maidmer?
Sadly, she looks like maybe every 4 females out of 10 I whilst shopping at the mall, and every 7 out of 10 at Walmart.
Just another piece of shit celeb. who thinks that they are all that..hope she one day wakes up after all of the drugs and alcohol and realizes that yes Im a piece of shit
Ease up Sam
John, stay away from my family !!!
omg she is lower than whale shit
I feel honored
Is Travolta working on a Two Wong Foo remake?
Fucking BRILLIANT!!
Messed up?
Is that a dress or her skin from all the weight loss?
I didn’t think they let unattractive people get that close to the beautiful?
Literal laugh-out-loud moment there. Congratulations.
Good God. Cover that up!
MOO
My theory is that she quit snorting cocaine and started drinking wine instead.
you call it the inspiration for an hp lovecraft story.
a hole to come in?
MY LIFE IS FINALLY VALIDATED. Is it bad I’m going to send this link to my wife and parents?
this is awesome.
Fucking brilliant
I smell a trilogy
She’s not going to shift through it first? There’s bound to be perfectly good undigested pills in there!
I hated her in Animal Farm.
Haha Jesus.
Haha nice!
weegee!
family guy – ‘do those legs go all the way up?’
fantastic comment!!!!! hilarious.
Good call!
She looks like she was the vegetarian in Shark Tale.
Congrats! Good one.
Hee hee…