The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.39

September 23rd, 2012 // 70 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collection is another robust smattering of commentical wizardry because clearly we’re in the middle of a Silver Age of dick jokes. Also, I highly suggest everyone scope out the Photoshop stylings of YerGross who made an image this week that I literally can’t look at for less than five minutes and anyone who’s ever done hallucinogenics knows exactly what I’m talking about. Or seeing nothing but a tap-dancing dog instead of words down here. Haha! He’s got a little top hat.

- The Superficial

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  1. Olivia Munn Cleavage Tank Top
    Gabby Haze
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    I have been told that her bark is worse than her bite.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Holdng Child
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    Brilliant.

  3. Jeremy Davies Creative Arts Emmys
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    LOL!

  4. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    This one was a classic.

  5. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Nicely done.

  6. Paris Hilton Gays Have Aids Audio Adam Lambert
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    Well done.

  7. Joe Manganiello
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    I laugh for 5 minutes straight every time I see this. Kudos to YerGross.

  8. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery New Face
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    Nice.

  9. Kim Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Bra Kardashian Kollection Anniversary
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    The ghost of Alfred Hitchcock has never been so terrified.

  10. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
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    Ugh, she got gross.

  11. Demi Moore Skinny
    Drundel
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    Sad thing is, she still looks better than most 20 year olds.

  12. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery New Face
    The Old Man
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    There’s probably more truth to this than we’d care to admit.

  13. Paris Hilton Gays Have Aids Audio Adam Lambert
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    That comment won the internet.

  14. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery New Face
    edible queef
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    Yeah, that joke was funny when Michelle Williams told it to Ryan Gosling in “Blue Valentine”.

  15. Demi Moore Skinny
    Carla
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    HA fucking excellent!

  16. John Travolta
    Carla
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    so yeah gonna die laughing today

  17. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    Carla
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    *dead*

  18. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    Carla
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    AAA-plus!

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Carla
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    Can she neigh for no?

  20. Anjelica Houston
    Carla
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    A maidmer?

  21. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Carla
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    Sadly, she looks like maybe every 4 females out of 10 I whilst shopping at the mall, and every 7 out of 10 at Walmart.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Holdng Child
    growler
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    Just another piece of shit celeb. who thinks that they are all that..hope she one day wakes up after all of the drugs and alcohol and realizes that yes Im a piece of shit

  23. John Travolta
    growler
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    John, stay away from my family !!!

  24. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    growler
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    omg she is lower than whale shit

  25. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    continu
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    I feel honored

  26. Anjelica Houston
    crom1016
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    Is Travolta working on a Two Wong Foo remake?

  27. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Johnny P!
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    Fucking BRILLIANT!!

  28. Anjelica Houston
    Dr. Jones
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    Messed up?

  29. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Dr. Jones
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    Is that a dress or her skin from all the weight loss?

  30. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Dr. Jones
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    I didn’t think they let unattractive people get that close to the beautiful?

  31. Olivia Munn Cleavage Tank Top
    weaselmouse
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    Literal laugh-out-loud moment there. Congratulations.

  32. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    lori
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    Good God. Cover that up!

  33. Kim Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Bra Kardashian Kollection Anniversary
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  34. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Cock Dr
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    My theory is that she quit snorting cocaine and started drinking wine instead.

  35. Anjelica Houston
    americana
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    you call it the inspiration for an hp lovecraft story.

  36. Jeremy Davies Creative Arts Emmys
    me
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    a hole to come in?

  37. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    MY LIFE IS FINALLY VALIDATED. Is it bad I’m going to send this link to my wife and parents?

  38. Joe Manganiello
    charlotte
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    this is awesome.

  39. Olivia Munn Cleavage Tank Top
    Lou Braccant
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    Fucking brilliant

  40. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    I smell a trilogy

  41. Demi Moore Skinny
    Joaquin ingles
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    She’s not going to shift through it first? There’s bound to be perfectly good undigested pills in there!

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Joaquin ingles
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    I hated her in Animal Farm.

  43. Joe Manganiello
    Joaquin ingles
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    Haha Jesus.

  44. Kim Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Bra Kardashian Kollection Anniversary
    Joaquin ingles
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    Haha nice!

  45. Joe Manganiello
    mike
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    weegee!

  46. Anjelica Houston
    stu
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    family guy – ‘do those legs go all the way up?’

  47. Demi Moore Skinny
    ahyeahboy
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    fantastic comment!!!!! hilarious.

  48. Anjelica Houston
    Turd Ferguson
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    Good call!
    She looks like she was the vegetarian in Shark Tale.

  49. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Congrats! Good one.

  50. Lesbians Make Out At Chic-fil-A
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Hee hee…

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