Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.
Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,
- The Superficial
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One of the last few REAL men left on earth… and he is still wrapped up like my grandma on 4th of July.
It’s Bertny, Bertch!
*Long yawn*
HA! I read that in his voice! It was hilarious
… but I’m drunk.
” oh shit …. which way does the “b” go agin??”
God, that guy is a dead ringer for Paul McCartney
god your fucking ugly
God you’re dumb.
who wants to look at the bottom of you stupid ass tongue
The coke bloat triple chins make me sad =(
Your hilarious Gilberator!!