The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

September 15th, 2012 // 132 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.

Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,

- The Superficial

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  1. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Don loco de la sanitario
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    One of the last few REAL men left on earth… and he is still wrapped up like my grandma on 4th of July.

  2. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Jaariel
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    It’s Bertny, Bertch!

  3. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    catapostrophe
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    *Long yawn*

  4. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    hamtime
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    HA! I read that in his voice! It was hilarious
    … but I’m drunk.

  5. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    hamtime
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    ” oh shit …. which way does the “b” go agin??”

  6. Jim Sturgess Holding Dog
    Fred
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    God, that guy is a dead ringer for Paul McCartney

  7. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    growler
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    god your fucking ugly

  8. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    growler
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    who wants to look at the bottom of you stupid ass tongue

  9. Lindsay Lohan Scary Movie 5 Set Taco Bell
    splashsos
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    The coke bloat triple chins make me sad =(

  10. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    squishy
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    Your hilarious Gilberator!!

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