The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.
Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,
– The Superficial
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