Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.
Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,
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This is the best comment in a long, long, time. You need to have a year in review for shit like this!
ROFLOL, that was too funny!
Brilliant!
MOOOOO
Fucking classic.
ahahaaaha
Nice.
That is some funny shit! I lol’d.
i lol’d hard
“B-U-R-T-N-A-Y? NO WAIT…B-E-R-T….”
That E-Trade baby has finally grown up.
Indeed u r
No comments on the human ear sticking out of the pile of rubbish in the background, damn we’re a jaded bunch aren’t we…
This made me laugh…
☆☆☆☆☆
Love him. Love has no age, goddammit!
Pretty lame effort. Shoot yourself tard.
What’s she doing with Justin’s older bother? Two timing slut.
Kat Von D and Criss Angel – The future years.
+++ Bravo! +++
Perfect :)
Fantastic :)
Hahaha!
TL;DR
Ditto. But many are easily amused by these overlong strings of ten-cent words.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing. You made my day : )
Requesting clarification of gender RE: “Wishbone” and “Stormrape” .
ERMAHGERD
MERSHED PERDERDERS
Best reply to anything EVER. Will you marry me?
Love him.
Did not know comedy could so eloquently be written! You rock!
If that were really shit she would have licked her hands…
We should leave them alone. The shit wrangler and the turd deserve each other.
Omg, he does look like Katy Perry. Nice.
wow–she’s fucking gorgeous here, all candid.
Happy 52nd birthday, Brit!
Oh. Really?
OUCH.
I am gonna share this with my kids one day
First?
All she’s missing is about 50 cats. Who knew she’d end up looking like the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons.
i can see the one in the middle
shaq.. SHAQ.. my friend.. i like your pants.. do you mind if i.. y’know..?
this board is full of easily amused simpletons
(if there’s a hell, i’m there.. and we’re going to laugh and laugh..)
surely jonah hill’s famous enough to just ask for a photo?
Oh my freaking god that is hilarious.
This is by far one of the best comments I’ve EVER read on this sight. Perfection!
I do not get the appeal of Birkin bags. So ugly like the owner.
Oh my god, Trifectard. I love you.
If you do a “Best of 2012″ comments, this wins. This wins forever.
Is that Cher or Steven Tyler?
Chinning!
Bahahahahahahahaha
This made me LOL at the time, still hilarious.