The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

September 15th, 2012 // 132 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.

Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,

- The Superficial

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  1. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best comment in a long, long, time. You need to have a year in review for shit like this!

  2. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    ROFLOL, that was too funny!

  3. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    AnnaD.
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOO

  5. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking classic.

  6. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    herewego
    Commented on this photo:

    ahahaaaha

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  8. Bill Cosby
    ozma
    Commented on this photo:

    That is some funny shit! I lol’d.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    i lol’d hard

  10. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Suckit Trebek
    Commented on this photo:

    “B-U-R-T-N-A-Y? NO WAIT…B-E-R-T….”

  11. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    That E-Trade baby has finally grown up.

  12. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Indeed u r

  13. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Commented on this photo:

    No comments on the human ear sticking out of the pile of rubbish in the background, damn we’re a jaded bunch aren’t we…

  14. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    This made me laugh…

  15. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    ☆☆☆☆☆

  16. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Love him. Love has no age, goddammit!

  17. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    Pretty lame effort. Shoot yourself tard.

  18. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s she doing with Justin’s older bother? Two timing slut.

  19. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Kat Von D and Criss Angel – The future years.

  20. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    +++ Bravo! +++

  21. Bill Cosby
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfect :)

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Fantastic :)

  23. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    GloryBox
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha!

  24. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    GloryBox
    Commented on this photo:

    TL;DR

  25. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    T. Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    I have tears in my eyes from laughing. You made my day : )

  26. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Requesting clarification of gender RE: “Wishbone” and “Stormrape” .

  27. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    whatwhatinthebutt
    Commented on this photo:

    ERMAHGERD

    MERSHED PERDERDERS

  28. Jim Sturgess Holding Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Love him.

  29. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Did not know comedy could so eloquently be written! You rock!

  30. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    If that were really shit she would have licked her hands…

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    We should leave them alone. The shit wrangler and the turd deserve each other.

  32. Jared Leto
    GloryBox
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg, he does look like Katy Perry. Nice.

  33. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    TheSupFan
    Commented on this photo:

    wow–she’s fucking gorgeous here, all candid.

  34. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    skip flipskin
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy 52nd birthday, Brit!

    Oh. Really?

    OUCH.

  35. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Bobby Light
    Commented on this photo:

    I am gonna share this with my kids one day

  36. Kate Middleton
    Svend L
    Commented on this photo:

    First?

  37. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    I_HEART_HUCKABEES
    Commented on this photo:

    All she’s missing is about 50 cats. Who knew she’d end up looking like the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons.

  38. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    stu
    Commented on this photo:

    i can see the one in the middle

  39. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    stu
    Commented on this photo:

    shaq.. SHAQ.. my friend.. i like your pants.. do you mind if i.. y’know..?

  40. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    not that funny
    Commented on this photo:

    this board is full of easily amused simpletons

  41. Verne Troyer
    stu
    Commented on this photo:

    (if there’s a hell, i’m there.. and we’re going to laugh and laugh..)

  42. Jared Leto
    stu
    Commented on this photo:

    surely jonah hill’s famous enough to just ask for a photo?

  43. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    I'm a Nurse, not a Saint
    Commented on this photo:

    This is by far one of the best comments I’ve EVER read on this sight. Perfection!

  44. Lindsay Lohan Scary Movie 5 Set Taco Bell
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    I do not get the appeal of Birkin bags. So ugly like the owner.

  45. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god, Trifectard. I love you.

  46. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    If you do a “Best of 2012″ comments, this wins. This wins forever.

  47. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Liz
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Cher or Steven Tyler?

  48. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    bitchy
    Commented on this photo:

    Chinning!

  49. Bill Cosby
    Commented on this photo:

    Bahahahahahahahaha

  50. Justin Bieber
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    This made me LOL at the time, still hilarious.

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