Welcome to the Labor Day weekend installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, hand-crafted by yours truly while Photo Boy spends his three-day dying from malaria, so drink one for him. On that note, you’ll notice that this week’s assortment contains two comments that I personally consider blasphemy, but fortunately I’m such a non-biased, objective purveyor of dick jokes. And if you’re trying to figure out which ones they are, here’s a clue: The two of them starred in a movie together, and had their characters banged on screen, I’m pretty sure all I’d see is a beautiful Pegasus that slowly transformed into Alexander Skarsgard‘s face bathed in a golden light. — I’ve said too much again.
Anyone else suddenly hungry for pickles and ice cre- OHMYGOD TWINS,
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MOO
I second that. MOO MOO.
And Here I thought he Bang Sporty Spice
Oh God, look at those calves :S
Yeah… there’s a whole herd of them up there.
Well done, Crouton!
Thanks Johnny.
Hahahahaha, ew!
Disgusting.
And fucking brilliant!
A+!
A+++, Tidbit!
Don Draper wouldn’t be caught dead wearing plaid with stripes.
A joke for the nerds.
He knows our pain.
Awesome.
It can’t come soon enough.
Nice one.
LOL!
I love it.
ahahaha bravo!
Thanks, Carla!
sweet!
bam!
AAA+
Fuck yeah, my favorite comment from that post.
Hahaha
Favorite again, and: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
FUCKING OUTSTANDING!
See!!! A childhood spent with your nose constantly stuck in comic books was not a childhood misspent!
I thought he was dead!
He is trying.
Good riddance!
Love Bionic’s comments…
Thank you.
Yeah, I’m both disgusted and amused at the same time.
Great job.
Best comment in that thread.
I wish she’d talk about “clean” and shut the fuck up about everything else.
You scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Awesome!
Amazing. I didn’t know she had such stellar vocabulary.
Nice one journalschism.
Hey, that’s high praise coming from the master. Thanks, B_C!
That’s so Ronson! Good job Deacon.
Beyond obscurity = nonexistence, right?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Excellent.
Well done, JC.
That’s brilliant.
She looks like Nina Hartley’s spawn…
The thighs and ass don’t count?
good enough for my walpaper for the day.
so. much. yes.
And my drunk ass just died from laughter
WOW Chaz bono has been working out
She’s so repulsive to me.
T R A S H looking for attention…She should just make her porn already so we all can forget about her until 20 years later when she resurfaces in a “Remember Courtney Stodden, Child Bride?” section of a tabloid, where she is an old hag with an even more padded/stuffed/push-up bra and herpes.
She is absolutely disgusting with that haircut. One of the most beautiful women in the world reduced to…bar hag I might see at the local VFW. Welfare hag at the dollar store?