The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.36

September 1st, 2012 // 56 Comments

Welcome to the Labor Day weekend installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, hand-crafted by yours truly while Photo Boy spends his three-day dying from malaria, so drink one for him. On that note, you’ll notice that this week’s assortment contains two comments that I personally consider blasphemy, but fortunately I’m such a non-biased, objective purveyor of dick jokes. And if you’re trying to figure out which ones they are, here’s a clue: The two of them starred in a movie together, and had their characters banged on screen, I’m pretty sure all I’d see is a beautiful Pegasus that slowly transformed into Alexander Skarsgard‘s face bathed in a golden light. — I’ve said too much again.

Anyone else suddenly hungry for pickles and ice cre- OHMYGOD TWINS,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  2. David Beckham
    coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    And Here I thought he Bang Sporty Spice

  3. Kelly Clarkson
    Tata
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh God, look at those calves :S

  4. Josh Duhamel Assistant
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Well done, Crouton!

  5. Samantha Ronson
    Tata
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahaha, ew!

  6. Samantha Ronson
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Disgusting.
    And fucking brilliant!

  7. The Situation
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    A+!

  8. Jonah Hill
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    A+++, Tidbit!

  9. Jon Hamm
    Commented on this photo:

    Don Draper wouldn’t be caught dead wearing plaid with stripes.

  10. Edward Furlong
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    A joke for the nerds.

  11. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome.

  12. The Situation
    Commented on this photo:

    It can’t come soon enough.

  13. Edward Furlong
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one.

  14. Josh Duhamel Assistant
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  15. Samantha Ronson
    Commented on this photo:

    I love it.

  16. Anne Hathaway
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    ahahaha bravo!

  17. The Situation
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet!

  18. Mickey Rourke
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    bam!

  19. Bill Clinton
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    AAA+

  20. Courtney Stodden
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck yeah, my favorite comment from that post.

  21. The Situation
    Bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha

  22. Kim Kardashian
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Favorite again, and: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  23. Samantha Ronson
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCKING OUTSTANDING!

  24. Mickey Rourke
    Commented on this photo:

    See!!! A childhood spent with your nose constantly stuck in comic books was not a childhood misspent!

  25. Edward Furlong
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought he was dead!

  26. The Situation
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Good riddance!

  27. Josh Duhamel Assistant
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Love Bionic’s comments…

  28. Courtney Stodden
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I’m both disgusted and amused at the same time.

    Great job.

  29. Kim Kardashian
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Best comment in that thread.

    I wish she’d talk about “clean” and shut the fuck up about everything else.

  30. Jonah Hill
    Josie
    Commented on this photo:

    You scream, we all scream for ice cream!

  31. The Situation
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome!

  32. Courtney Stodden
    weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing. I didn’t know she had such stellar vocabulary.

  33. Anne Hathaway
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one journalschism.

  34. Samantha Ronson
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s so Ronson! Good job Deacon.

  35. The Situation
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Beyond obscurity = nonexistence, right?

  36. Bill Clinton
    Bill C.
    Commented on this photo:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

  37. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent.

  38. Courtney Stodden
    Commented on this photo:

    Well done, JC.

  39. Jonah Hill
    Laurie
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s brilliant.

  40. Courtney Stodden
    Flieber
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Nina Hartley’s spawn…

  41. Kelly Clarkson
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    The thighs and ass don’t count?

  42. Jonah Hill
    NE1
    Commented on this photo:

    good enough for my walpaper for the day.

  43. The Situation
    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    so. much. yes.

  44. Jonah Hill
    El
    Commented on this photo:

    And my drunk ass just died from laughter

  45. Jonah Hill
    Cheeze
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW Chaz bono has been working out

  46. Anne Hathaway
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so repulsive to me.

  47. Courtney Stodden
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    T R A S H looking for attention…She should just make her porn already so we all can forget about her until 20 years later when she resurfaces in a “Remember Courtney Stodden, Child Bride?” section of a tabloid, where she is an old hag with an even more padded/stuffed/push-up bra and herpes.

  48. Anne Hathaway
    kman
    Commented on this photo:

    She is absolutely disgusting with that haircut. One of the most beautiful women in the world reduced to…bar hag I might see at the local VFW. Welfare hag at the dollar store?

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