The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.35

August 25th, 2012 // 72 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who’s apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I’m not lying when I say I’ve literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo Boy almost pissed himself at the Gary Oldman comment which means a lot considering he spends 75% of his day hand-picking photos for The Crap We Missed in hopes of inspiring horrible jokes like how much Brett Ratner loves masturbating to shrimp. You’ve given his life purpose where before there was only me and a whip yelling, “BOOBY PICTURES, HYAH! UPLOAD! UPLOAD!” *CRACK-SNAP*

His name’s still Toby,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    cc
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    That really was a classic for the ages. Well done.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    Di
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    seriously, what is up with that double chin she has?

  3. Tony Scott Suicide
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    just snarfed coffee on my monitor. thanks.

  4. Debra Messing
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    tldr

  5. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants Gossip Girl Set
    The more you know...
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    Penn Dayton Badgley is a 25 year old American actor. He is best known for his role as Dan Humphrey on the CW’s “Gossip Girl”. He also starred in the movies “John Tucker Must Die”, “The Stepfather”, “Easy A”, and “Margin Call”.

    - Wikipedia

  6. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Ana
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    Gwen Stefani’s interracial sister?

  7. Tony Scott Suicide
    Flieber
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    Ouch! And… too fucking soon… :)

  8. Steven Tyler
    Ms. Swan
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    Is that…is that a vagina?

  9. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    The Toker
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    New and improved Joker products!

  10. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    Martina
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    awesome comment

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