The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.34

August 18th, 2012 // 91 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the “Haha, Bono’s Fat” Edition. No lie, I could’ve easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams, Katy Perry‘s naked butt shows up in here, but it’s the weekend, so I just assume most of you aren’t at work and sitting at home nude on a chair crafted from the finest Corinthian leather. There’s really no other way to read the site. Except at work when you should be working. Please keep doing that.

Seriously, I’m too beautiful for retail. They’ll do things to me,

- The Superficial

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Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI

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  1. Jean-Claude Van Damme Laughing With Soldiers
    Veronica
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    Hardly something to brag about. Pauley Shore has been there. I love SF, one of the best worst movies of all time.

  2. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    TONY
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    Why is this kids eyebrows stuck on permanent ” did somebody just fart?” setting ?

    That’s one arrogant looking spawn.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Lindsay4ever
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    I don’t care if she is a woman with “loose morals” or whatever, I would ravage her holes like a mosquito at a blood bank!

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Yes!
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    They are both fucking disgusting. Death to both of those fame whoring cunts!

  5. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Big Rick
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    i dunno if they are fake, they look pretty jiggly, either way killer rack, i’d take her home lookin all hookerish no problem, i wonder if maybe she’s smoking some boulders? sucking the devils dick? puffffin rocks? cause she definetly looks like shes been introduced to the fabled crack rock off washed up celebrity fucktards

  6. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    Awesome!

  7. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    cookie
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    He & his sister look EXACTLY like their daddy

  8. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Jenny
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    How much fake hair, fake tan, and neck ripple can one pic have?

  9. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    noodle
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    that ass gives me hope for the future of celebrity asses.

  10. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Jester
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    Top notch!!!!

  11. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    edamame
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    Is RichKidsOfGaranimals a new tumblr site?

  12. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    hellsbells
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    her boob is totally out of the bikini…

  13. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    MaxxHotness
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    Who knew the guy from Glee was political?

  14. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Feral b
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    I guess he still hasn’t found the salad he’s looking for… But it’s hard when… you got stuck in a plane seat, and you can’t get out of it!

  15. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    anna
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    Another dumb ass that needs to be behind bars, and I mean jail!!

  16. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    idonotlikethoseapples
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    holy crap. i thought this was robin williams the whole time..

  17. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    Josie
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    kinda reminds me of a frog..probably the eyes

  18. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    cardinal ximenez
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    Hellz yeah I’d eat the croutons from her sald if ya know what I mean. Pedo bear approved!

  19. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    cardinal ximenez
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    “salad”

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    mikel246
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    but she thinks she is still gorgeous,,, wonder how reality finally sinks in on ppl like her?

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