The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.31

July 28th, 2012 // 62 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet even though that title belongs to Antoine Dodson for helping me rationalizing eating at Chick-fil-A albeit via a defense that immediately falls apart under the slightest of scrutiny, so everybody knock that shit off. Anyway, short gallery this week which is usually what happens when the site’s bombarded with such polarizing topics as mass shootings, enabling child molesters, sparkling emo sluttery, and probably the most detrimental to society, letting Kate Gosselin back on TV. All horribleness aside though, hats off again to Christian Bale who I like to believe kicked in random doors at the hospital screaming “WHERE IS SHE?!” in Batman’s voice because his heart’s that big. (That old guy was gonna die anyway.)

- The Superficial

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    Cock Dr
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    Along with the pocket money she bought him a truck…which will sure come in handy when he needs to get the hell away from her.

  2. Porn Star

    Rob’s one fine piece of meat. DAMN! I’ll take him. ;)

  3. Robert Pattinson
    Carla
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    AAHAHAHA!!! THIS was my favorite, too!

  4. Emma Watson's Vagina

    they were all good. but this was a short one this time.

  5. Mitt Romney
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Mitt the Twit in the house.

  6. Kristen Stewart Leather Pants Teen Choice Awards
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Best description ever for this casting couch lottery winner!

  7. Robert Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny because it’s true.

  8. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    Classic.

  9. Robert Pattinson
    Micky
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    God, I would so love to jack him off. Just once.

  10. Octomom Stripping
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    Too bad you can probably see the back of her uterus the second she spreads.

  11. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    bewbs
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    haha oh shit that’s funny.

  12. Madonna
    Joaquin ingles
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    This… woman was horrifying 10 years ago. Doesn’t she have another book to write or something?

  13. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    hugeee ass

  14. Robert Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant.

  15. Mitt Romney
    Commented on this photo:

    Vulture-in-cheif

  16. Prince Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  17. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    when his hair covers most of his face like that he actually sort of looks somewhat hot.

  18. Madonna
    jeffiner
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    that’s quite a wide vagina to be covered by such a narrow panty.

  19. Kristen Stewart Leather Pants Teen Choice Awards
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    her eyes may be saying “fuck you” but she loves the attention.

  20. Kristen Stewart Leather Pants Teen Choice Awards
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    She totally looks like she just got banged by a 41 year-old and didn’t bother to towel off; let alone shower afterward.

  21. Robert Pattinson
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Great comment.

  22. Madonna
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope, still disgusted…

  23. Madonna
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    And this still looks like a suicide-fail.

  24. Octomom Stripping
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  25. Madonna
    Laurie
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anybody see a problem with what that poor little blank panty is trying its best to cover up? It’s like a third, larger set of labia have sprung up. If that happens with old age, I’m jumping in front of a train before I hit 40.

  26. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    Cardiff Giant
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    Best user comment ever.

  27. kimmykimkim

    I’d cheat on that boring, flat faced, pussy motherfucker too. Actually, no, I would’ve never got with him. He’s fucking ugly. I was going to say the kstew bitch got interesting because of this, but no, she was still fuckin this guy so she’s back to just being that chick from those shit movies.

  28. Mitt Romney
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHA!

  29. Robert Pattinson
    Maria de angeles
    Commented on this photo:

    Kristen Stewart isnt ugly, shes just a regular looking girl. So is Sofia Vergara but you dont call her ugly because she distracts you from her ordinary face with her cleavage.

    • Wait, what? Sofia Vergara has a “regular” looking face?! You can cover her from the neck down and she’s STILL beautiful.

    • Laurie

      Agreed that Kristen Stewart is ordinary, but Sofia Vergara?! Do you come from an island where everybody looks like Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider days?!

  30. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    Sand
    Commented on this photo:

    “He? The dog?” Then I scrolled back up and realized it wasn’t a Madonna-aged woman but Steven Tyler.

  31. Madonna
    the crazy betty
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    what a giant snatch

  32. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    the crazy betty
    Commented on this photo:

    all I can think of when I see that is giant poops

  33. Octomom Stripping
    the crazy betty
    Commented on this photo:

    this poor thing. my god.

  34. Madonna
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that??? The first ever elephant toe or a goddamn growth!?!!

  35. Robert Pattinson
    storm
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    this is a faux romance..gone wrong…yet after 4 years knowing each other i think they have a close bond…i agree i think something has snap with kristen..yes maybe b-polar…why would she do this before the end of bd2…maybe because to senzationalize…much more exciting than just a boring ending “relationship”…also her and rob being bi-sexual…but yes i think she does have mental health problems besides….

    • Did you know that an over-reliance on ellipses is also a sign of bi-polarity and bisexualty, as well as an inability to focus and complete a single coherent sentence in a known language?

      Yeah, I didn’t think so.

  36. Madonna
    tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    over-ripe poon

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    Wharf rat
    Commented on this photo:

    If he does her doggy style, he can pretend it’s a dude

  38. Octomom Stripping
    Wharf rat
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    You guys in the club must be deluded if you think she can wear a schoolgirl outfit after dumping 14 kids

  39. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re going to hell for that comment, but bwahahahaaaaa!

  40. Madonna
    ae
    Commented on this photo:

    wowza.. thats a huge vagina.

  41. Robert Pattinson
    wuwu
    Commented on this photo:

    Literacy is a beautiful thing.

  42. Madonna
    TB
    Commented on this photo:

    that is obviously photoshopped. you people are just stupid

  43. Mitt Romney
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious!!

  44. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet it smells like mozzarella and pickle juice

  45. Robert Pattinson
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    He has an unfortunate nose.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Leather Pants Casper Smart
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her jacket on backwards??

  47. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    Jabril
    Commented on this photo:

    She probably isn’t. First, she’s smart; I’m pertty sure she wouldn’t be where she is right now in Hollywood if she was stupid, because so far there are no pics of her naked leaked onto the internet right now, and she’s managing herself pertty well. I feel bad for her, because she’s such a good actress and more, but ever since she began dating Justin Bieber, she’s been labeled as a whore and boyfriend-stealer , despite she’s not either. But the whole PDA thing put a new siting on her. I’ve seen pics of her at Justin Bieber’s house with just some shorts and a tank top on while he’s wearing no shirt and shorts. It’s kind of disgusting. Like, I feel like their entire relationship is a stunt. She wants more fame, and here it is: she’s dating the #1 pop star. She’s leaking pics onto the internet to get more attention from others so they pay attention to her. It’s quite smart, actually. If she was pregnant, think about it. She would be pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby! Image the publicity that would get. I support Selena & Justin, but their relationship is giving me headaches with the freak outs and reactions of all the stupid Bieblebers. They’re beginning to annoy me :/

  48. Madonna
    Marlyn
    Commented on this photo:

    She tried but couldn’t hide her great wide divide.

  49. Mitt Romney
    Martina
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if he’ll try again in 2016?

  50. Madonna
    Martina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure her daughter is really proud of her mom

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