Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet even though that title belongs to Antoine Dodson for helping me rationalizing eating at Chick-fil-A albeit via a defense that immediately falls apart under the slightest of scrutiny, so everybody knock that shit off. Anyway, short gallery this week which is usually what happens when the site’s bombarded with such polarizing topics as mass shootings, enabling child molesters, sparkling emo sluttery, and probably the most detrimental to society, letting Kate Gosselin back on TV. All horribleness aside though, hats off again to Christian Bale who I like to believe kicked in random doors at the hospital screaming “WHERE IS SHE?!” in Batman’s voice because his heart’s that big. (That old guy was gonna die anyway.)
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Along with the pocket money she bought him a truck…which will sure come in handy when he needs to get the hell away from her.
Rob’s one fine piece of meat. DAMN! I’ll take him. ;)
AAHAHAHA!!! THIS was my favorite, too!
they were all good. but this was a short one this time.
Mitt the Twit in the house.
Best description ever for this casting couch lottery winner!
its not really casting couch, she already had the role and finished the movie. She is just a horny bitch
I can’t see her being a good time in bed so… I’d say she’s more of a sleazy opportunist. But… yeah.
Funny because it’s true.
Classic.
God, I would so love to jack him off. Just once.
Aw, who would thumb this down? It’s a person’s dream, people!
You can test your skills on me, I’ll let RPatsy know if you’re worth his time.
Too bad you can probably see the back of her uterus the second she spreads.
haha oh shit that’s funny.
This… woman was horrifying 10 years ago. Doesn’t she have another book to write or something?
hugeee ass
That’s no ass….that’s a space station.
Brilliant.
Vulture-in-cheif
Nice.
when his hair covers most of his face like that he actually sort of looks somewhat hot.
It’s the hair.
that’s quite a wide vagina to be covered by such a narrow panty.
her eyes may be saying “fuck you” but she loves the attention.
She totally looks like she just got banged by a 41 year-old and didn’t bother to towel off; let alone shower afterward.
Great comment.
Nope, still disgusted…
And this still looks like a suicide-fail.
LOL!
Does anybody see a problem with what that poor little blank panty is trying its best to cover up? It’s like a third, larger set of labia have sprung up. If that happens with old age, I’m jumping in front of a train before I hit 40.
41 here and it damn sure doesnt happen by then…wait til u’re 50 maybe thats the magic number….
Best user comment ever.
I’d cheat on that boring, flat faced, pussy motherfucker too. Actually, no, I would’ve never got with him. He’s fucking ugly. I was going to say the kstew bitch got interesting because of this, but no, she was still fuckin this guy so she’s back to just being that chick from those shit movies.
HAHAHA!
Kristen Stewart isnt ugly, shes just a regular looking girl. So is Sofia Vergara but you dont call her ugly because she distracts you from her ordinary face with her cleavage.
Wait, what? Sofia Vergara has a “regular” looking face?! You can cover her from the neck down and she’s STILL beautiful.
Agreed that Kristen Stewart is ordinary, but Sofia Vergara?! Do you come from an island where everybody looks like Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider days?!
“He? The dog?” Then I scrolled back up and realized it wasn’t a Madonna-aged woman but Steven Tyler.
Which was a reply to jeffiner.
what a giant snatch
all I can think of when I see that is giant poops
this poor thing. my god.
WTF is that??? The first ever elephant toe or a goddamn growth!?!!
this is a faux romance..gone wrong…yet after 4 years knowing each other i think they have a close bond…i agree i think something has snap with kristen..yes maybe b-polar…why would she do this before the end of bd2…maybe because to senzationalize…much more exciting than just a boring ending “relationship”…also her and rob being bi-sexual…but yes i think she does have mental health problems besides….
Did you know that an over-reliance on ellipses is also a sign of bi-polarity and bisexualty, as well as an inability to focus and complete a single coherent sentence in a known language?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
over-ripe poon
If he does her doggy style, he can pretend it’s a dude
You guys in the club must be deluded if you think she can wear a schoolgirl outfit after dumping 14 kids
You’re going to hell for that comment, but bwahahahaaaaa!
wowza.. thats a huge vagina.
Literacy is a beautiful thing.
that is obviously photoshopped. you people are just stupid
Hilarious!!
i bet it smells like mozzarella and pickle juice
He has an unfortunate nose.
Is her jacket on backwards??
She probably isn’t. First, she’s smart; I’m pertty sure she wouldn’t be where she is right now in Hollywood if she was stupid, because so far there are no pics of her naked leaked onto the internet right now, and she’s managing herself pertty well. I feel bad for her, because she’s such a good actress and more, but ever since she began dating Justin Bieber, she’s been labeled as a whore and boyfriend-stealer , despite she’s not either. But the whole PDA thing put a new siting on her. I’ve seen pics of her at Justin Bieber’s house with just some shorts and a tank top on while he’s wearing no shirt and shorts. It’s kind of disgusting. Like, I feel like their entire relationship is a stunt. She wants more fame, and here it is: she’s dating the #1 pop star. She’s leaking pics onto the internet to get more attention from others so they pay attention to her. It’s quite smart, actually. If she was pregnant, think about it. She would be pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby! Image the publicity that would get. I support Selena & Justin, but their relationship is giving me headaches with the freak outs and reactions of all the stupid Bieblebers. They’re beginning to annoy me :/
She tried but couldn’t hide her great wide divide.
I wonder if he’ll try again in 2016?
I’m sure her daughter is really proud of her mom