The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.3

December 23rd, 2011 // 63 Comments

Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week’s hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of your thoughts that are so terrible, it’ll be a goddamn miracle if Santa doesn’t heave a bucket of coal onto your dicks for Christmas. Then again, I often believe vengeance is a dish best served.. in the dick? I honestly have no idea where I was going with that.

*dunks Marty Moose cup into eggnog, chugs, mumbles “Good, it’s good…”*

- The Superficial

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  1. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
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    Larry King re-invents himself as a Catholic Priest

  2. Danny Latimer Humping Dog
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    McFeely, that comment is f’ing hysterical! I give it Al Goldstein’s highest rating!

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
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    Her legs don’t even close all the way when there together. I’d fuck her HARD!

  4. Justin Bieber
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    Why would anyone stop going to the Playboy mansion?

  5. Kat Dennings
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    Her tits can make this atheist believe there is a god. At least for as long as I’m staring at them.

  6. Jason Statham
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    Fucking hilarious!!!

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    She is fucking fit!

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