The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.3

December 23rd, 2011 // 63 Comments

Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week’s hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of your thoughts that are so terrible, it’ll be a goddamn miracle if Santa doesn’t heave a bucket of coal onto your dicks for Christmas. Then again, I often believe vengeance is a dish best served.. in the dick? I honestly have no idea where I was going with that.

*dunks Marty Moose cup into eggnog, chugs, mumbles “Good, it’s good…”*

- The Superficial

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superficial

  1. Katie Holmes
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    Tom Cruise Loves Tom Cruise? Otherwise I don’t know what it means either.

  2. Mariah Yeater
    Joe Blow
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    “Pssst….. mental issues can be hereditary.”

  3. forrest gump

    yep, we are all eager what her next mistake will be………

  4. timber

    Don’t piss me off, Art.

    *blinks uncontrollably*

  5. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Yacht
    Urbanspaceman
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    They must be moving really fast for the wind to push her “breasts” back & to the sides like that.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Script
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    I think it’s safe to assume all the pages are blank.

    Nice one Paige!

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
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    LULZ McFeely.

  8. Jason Statham
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    I love this caption…

  9. Katie Holmes
    TCLTC
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    And that’s what you get when you show up at halftime. Tom Cruise loves the cock.

  10. JWoww Bikini
    suck it
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    LOL WIN!!!

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    SIN
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    On Santa’s Ho.

  12. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
    suck it
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    LOL well done, but “Satan’s bitch” had the best comment for this pic

    “Montgomery Burns has children? That’s just not right…”

  13. Justin Bieber
    SIN
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    and he is too retarded to tie his shoes.

  14. Sinead OConnor Leather Outfit Chest Jesus Tattoo
    Evil Dick Tater
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    LOL

  15. Brooke Shields Brown Teeth
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Curse you, glib Thetans!

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
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    disgusting disgrace of human beings on this planet.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    jerkin
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    i just totally fapped.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Marine Christmas Present
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    If she really is that desperate then I think I will take one for the team. Let her know I’m available.

  19. JWoww Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This was the best so far.

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Marine Christmas Present
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    Wish I saw this picture earlier. I would have gone with, “Say, aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

  21. JWoww Bikini
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    I’ve come to the conclusion that I might just like to bang this woman!

  22. Cock Dr

    Sir Smackup appears to be THE most important on the internet.

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini
    onos
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    wait she can read?

  24. JWoww Bikini
    Rabbit named harriet
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    Her belly button looks drawn on. So has anyone gotten the before pics that showed her before her plastic surgery transformation? I’m curious. I love magic.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Script
    oldfool
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    I thought they already had a new AFLAC Duck.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Script
    Brooke
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    Porns? With an “s”? It’s porn, singular and plural.

  27. Justin Bieber
    Brooke
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    Oh, god, this joke… I’m embarrassed that I found it funny.

  28. Kat Dennings
    Brooke
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    Oh weird! It is exactly what the comment says it is. That makes me happy.

  29. JWoww Bikini
    Brooke
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    Her lips look weird…

  30. Jason Segel Kermit
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha, eww.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Script
    chupacabra
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    Untitled? UnWRITTEN! HAHAHA!

  32. Kat Dennings
    chupacabra
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    Oh! I hope they both just fucked her. That would be amazing. For everyone involved.

  33. Rita Rusic Bikini
    chupacabra
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    NOW we know why he’s with Falcor now!

  34. Melissa Joan Hart
    Amy
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    Funny story: she came to my sorority house and I took a picture with her…and she has the lazy eye in the pic.

  35. Kat Dennings
    issa
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it sad that I recognize both as a Hanson brother?

  36. Al Pacino Headband
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    AGAIN? I was loopy when I wrote that, but thanks for the recognition :).

    Happy holidays

  37. Jason Statham
    squishy
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    Bloody Brilliant!!

  38. Al Pacino Headband
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    LOL too funny!!!

  39. Al Pacino Headband
    KV
    Commented on this photo:

    Al, please stop getting spray tans.

  40. Robert Wagner Autograph Pic Of Natalie Wood
    Crankybitch
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    “She was such a bitch. You have no idea….”

  41. Kim Kardashian Hatian Children
    Crankybitch
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    You’ve got an ass like my mama! Watch out Sweetie, in ten years, you’re mine!

  42. LeAnn Rimes Brandi Glanville Ignore Each Other
    Crankybitch
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    Eww! Who farted?

  43. Katie Holmes
    Crankybitch
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    So that’s why we never have sex?

  44. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian PDA
    Crankybitch
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    Blue camel toe.

  45. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
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    Alternate Joke: “Mistle-Toe…but not the kind you want to be kissing under”

  46. LeAnn Rimes Brandi Glanville Ignore Each Other
    moopy
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    why’s brandi always chillin w frog lady from celebrity rehab? she was even there when brandi got trashed at her own wine tasting party..

  47. Lindsay Lohan Script
    IbePiglet
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    “It’s just my makeup bag!”

  48. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Urbanspaceman
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    Where’s her ass?

  49. Kelly Clarkson Fat
    bigalkie
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    High Pitched Eric steps out.

  50. Danny Latimer Humping Dog
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Feely.. That is the funniest one ever!

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