Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week’s hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of your thoughts that are so terrible, it’ll be a goddamn miracle if Santa doesn’t heave a bucket of coal onto your dicks for Christmas. Then again, I often believe vengeance is a dish best served.. in the dick? I honestly have no idea where I was going with that.
*dunks Marty Moose cup into eggnog, chugs, mumbles “Good, it’s good…”*
- The Superficial
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Tom Cruise Loves Tom Cruise? Otherwise I don’t know what it means either.
“Pssst….. mental issues can be hereditary.”
yep, we are all eager what her next mistake will be………
Don’t piss me off, Art.
*blinks uncontrollably*
They must be moving really fast for the wind to push her “breasts” back & to the sides like that.
I think it’s safe to assume all the pages are blank.
Nice one Paige!
LULZ McFeely.
I love this caption…
And that’s what you get when you show up at halftime. Tom Cruise loves the cock.
LOL WIN!!!
On Santa’s Ho.
LOL well done, but “Satan’s bitch” had the best comment for this pic
“Montgomery Burns has children? That’s just not right…”
oh god I just pulled a Kanye… sorry about that!
and he is too retarded to tie his shoes.
LOL
Curse you, glib Thetans!
disgusting disgrace of human beings on this planet.
hmmm…not sure if they rise above ‘subhuman’
i just totally fapped.
If she really is that desperate then I think I will take one for the team. Let her know I’m available.
This was the best so far.
Wish I saw this picture earlier. I would have gone with, “Say, aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
I’ve come to the conclusion that I might just like to bang this woman!
Sir Smackup appears to be THE most important on the internet.
wait she can read?
Apparently not, hence the bow job…
Her belly button looks drawn on. So has anyone gotten the before pics that showed her before her plastic surgery transformation? I’m curious. I love magic.
I thought they already had a new AFLAC Duck.
Porns? With an “s”? It’s porn, singular and plural.
Oh, god, this joke… I’m embarrassed that I found it funny.
Oh weird! It is exactly what the comment says it is. That makes me happy.
Her lips look weird…
Haha, eww.
Untitled? UnWRITTEN! HAHAHA!
Oh! I hope they both just fucked her. That would be amazing. For everyone involved.
NOW we know why he’s with Falcor now!
Funny story: she came to my sorority house and I took a picture with her…and she has the lazy eye in the pic.
Who gives a shit?
Shut up CrankyBitch! This is MY turf!
Amy, that was a nice story. And I do give a shit. :)
Is it sad that I recognize both as a Hanson brother?
AGAIN? I was loopy when I wrote that, but thanks for the recognition :).
Happy holidays
Bloody Brilliant!!
LOL too funny!!!
Al, please stop getting spray tans.
“She was such a bitch. You have no idea….”
You’ve got an ass like my mama! Watch out Sweetie, in ten years, you’re mine!
For 72 days.
Eww! Who farted?
So that’s why we never have sex?
Blue camel toe.
Alternate Joke: “Mistle-Toe…but not the kind you want to be kissing under”
why’s brandi always chillin w frog lady from celebrity rehab? she was even there when brandi got trashed at her own wine tasting party..
“It’s just my makeup bag!”
Where’s her ass?
High Pitched Eric steps out.
Feely.. That is the funniest one ever!