The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.29

July 14th, 2012 // 81 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “The Time Gilberator Reminded Us All What A Goddamn Treasure He Is Because At Least Half Of These Are Him.” On that note, today’s batch includes a The Incredibles reference, so this really is becoming the nerdiest little boob blog on the Internet and not just because Harvey Levin gave me a wedgie the other day, according to a source close to my underwear:

“There… was… pulling… yanking… and… ellipses… as.. far… as… the .. eye.. can… see.. because… that’s… how… people… talk…”

(Psst. My penis is the source. Shhh.)

- The Superficial

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  1. Tom Cruise
    Little Tongue
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    Love it :)

  2. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    Taylor
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    Half a quart? You mean, like a PINT?

  3. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    fvalen001
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    Release the Krack Whoooore! RAAAAWR!!!

  4. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    Mocaleenie
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    Look, a female Spongebob!

  5. Jude Law
    Cock Dr
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    Well it’s just not working.

  6. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    Dry whimsical jokes are a rarity on this site.

  7. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Cock Dr
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    Sledgehammer wit is usually the norm*
    *Not a complaint

  8. Chris Hemsworth Baby Daughter
    Coyote
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    What does Thor and The Fantastic Four have in common. NOTHING

    • And what do the Fantastic Four and The Incredibles have in common? About the same thing. However, if you put together a woman who looks like Edna Modes with a superhero and his baby in mufti, you’ve got something really worthy of TMIPOTI.

      If you’re really not gonna get why the comment was chosen, sometimes it’s better to just pout in silence rather than emphatically underline that you just got off the short bus.

      • I’m not sure I get why this comment was chosen, but stinky mcpoop’s “Edna Mode asking him how the super-suit she made fits the baby”—posted five hours earlier—doesn’t get at least an assist or something.

      • Probably because this was a direct quote that relied on your mind making the connection, rather than laying it all out the way mcpoop did – mentioning Edna Modes, uniform, etc. sort of pulled the plug so it wasn’t as good. I dunno, sometimes if it’s left to you to make the connection all on your own, it’s somehow just funnier.

  9. Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
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    LOL!!! Winner!

  10. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    I’m humbled to be featured among such talented shit talkers. It’s an honour.

  11. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
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    Love it.

  12. Jude Law
    Mark R
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    this is what ripping a killer fart- or unexpectedly seeing Rosie O’Donnell in a thong- while in the middle of pulling off an intense air guitar riff looks like

  13. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    Mark R
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    Ha!! Man, that’s the best Sean Connery I’ve heard in weeks! Can you do Bruce Jenner?

  14. Lisa Vanderpump Self Grope
    Mark R
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO??!!

  15. Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
    Joaquin ingles
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    Fantastic!

  16. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
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    That cracks me up and makes me kind of sad for Bart.

  17. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    toni
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    when i first saw this pic, i thought it was snookie with bleached hair!

    • ilikesake

      I was thinking the exact same thing… stupid face, pancake boobs, ugly hair, must be snooki and it looks like she lost weight

    • KV

      Sorry, I just posted the same thing you said. Hadn’t read the comments. She does look exactly like a blonde Snooki.

  18. Prince Charles
    ali
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    British food. :(

  19. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    ilikesake
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    I dunno why but that made me laugh so hard

  20. Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
    kimmykimkim
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    Haha! Surplus!

  21. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    kimmykimkim
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    LOL!

  22. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Rofl, best comment i’ve ever seen here.

  23. Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
    MyCoworkerIsHot
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    Lmao.

  24. Hugh Laurie
    sprub
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    Plase tell me he’s asking for prawn flavoured crisps… PLEASE !

    http://www.amazon.com/Walkers-Prawn-Cocktail-Crisps-1-2/dp/B001CKAYVM

  25. Chris Hemsworth Baby Daughter
    Colin
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    Kudos to Meatus

  26. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    achilles wrath
    Commented on this photo:

    The harpoons, man them!!

  27. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    Franka
    Commented on this photo:

    LOLx2!

  28. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    KV
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    For a minute I thought it was a blonde Snooki. She does look like Jersey Shore whore to me

  29. Chris Hemsworth Baby Daughter
    pascalecake
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    This one is the best one.

  30. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    MILF
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    That suit looked better on Borat.

  31. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    Colin
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    Too bad the Red Cross doesn’t let gays give blood.

  32. Hayden Panettiere Bikini
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    Internet commenting at its best—funny and nostalgic. Marvelous job good sir!

  33. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    Stranger
    Commented on this photo:

    Go away already…geez

  34. Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliance.

  35. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Oof. Yeah…

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  37. Chris Hemsworth Baby Daughter
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Slap Monkey

    Awesome comments this week.

  39. Chris Hemsworth Baby Daughter
    Turd Ferguson
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    yesss dahling

  40. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    grdoll
    Commented on this photo:

    Shark Bait.

  41. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    lily
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    hideous….i love how shes always wearing those monokini style swim suits to try to hide her wide shapeless torso….nothing could fix that body. FAIL.

  42. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Midriff Yoga Pants
    lily
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    didnt realize she has any…they arent in obvious places at least.

  43. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    REC
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    Is it wrong to find this sexy?

  44. Aubrey ODay Bikini
    Jason
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    She has to put extensions on that bikini like a fat guy in an airplane.

  45. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    Mama Pinkus
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    what the fuck IS that?

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    DirtyFighter
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it with fire!

  47. Tom Cruise
    sitsdeep
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    passersby,, Frank you amaze me.

  48. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    sitsdeep
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    From the look on her face, I think she is watching him make the attempt.

  49. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    sitsdeep
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless you are normal,,, no it isn’t.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHA.

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