The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.28

July 7th, 2012 // 82 Comments

Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn’t think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I’m still reeling from the amount of people who came out of the woodwork on their day off to defend/attack The Amazing Spider-Man, one of whom I still owe a response to on Facebook it was that fucking passionate. (It’s coming, Hashim.) We’re humongous nerds with no lives is pretty much the point I’m trying to make here. If this site were a black hole, the chance to touch a vagina would be the matter that disintegrates the closer it gets to it. Or accelerates into oblivion, bends, travels back in time, turns into a glowing space baby, whatever. It ain’t here.

Don’t change,

- The Superficial

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  1. Rumer Willis
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    You struck Yukon gold with that comment.

  2. Reese Witherspoon Tired Devils Knot Set
    Kat
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    Grandma?

  3. Justin Bieber
    Scott
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    looks like such a gayboy!!!!

  4. Snooki Bonfire
    Scott
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    So friggin’ ugly and disgusting prego or not!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks Hipster Sunglasses
    Colin
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    Jack Osbourne has MS, not AIDS.

  6. Rumer Willis
    pascalecake
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    To be honest, photos don’t do her justice. She looked pretty incredible on Workaholics when you could actually see her in motion… I think she’s unconventionally gorgeous.

  7. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
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    Oh wow I actually did laugh out loud.

  8. Elizabeth Hurley Shane Warne
    neen
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahaha

  9. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    awesome

  10. Shemar Moore Bikini Chick Butt
    grdoll
    Commented on this photo:

    If I put it up to my ear I can hear the ocean,

  11. Rumer Willis
    Turd Ferguson
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    If Jay Leno’s head and Reese Witherspoon’s chin had a kid …

    • DUH

      It’s more like if Demi Moore and what’s his face…..Oh yeah Bruce Willis. If they had a kid, she would look like it. LOL

  12. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
    BSname
    Commented on this photo:

    When the daughter finally gets around to writing a tell-all book I hope that she doesn’t leave out any of her father’s is A-hole behaviour.

  13. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    CajunJoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap that is funny! You win…

  14. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally! Win!

  15. Lenny Kravitz
    Roseanne Barr
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    I find that kinda sexy.

  16. Snooki Bonfire
    me
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    Leaving burning crotches in her wake, Snooki walks on…

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