The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.28

July 7th, 2012 // 82 Comments

Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn’t think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I’m still reeling from the amount of people who came out of the woodwork on their day off to defend/attack The Amazing Spider-Man, one of whom I still owe a response to on Facebook it was that fucking passionate. (It’s coming, Hashim.) We’re humongous nerds with no lives is pretty much the point I’m trying to make here. If this site were a black hole, the chance to touch a vagina would be the matter that disintegrates the closer it gets to it. Or accelerates into oblivion, bends, travels back in time, turns into a glowing space baby, whatever. It ain’t here.

Don’t change,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber
    erk
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    seriously, what is up with the crotch on those pants?

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    If there’s a year-end edition of TMIPOTI, this has got to be in it.

  3. Snooki Bonfire
    Quasi
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    Cruella Deville….am I only one that sees that?

  4. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    AndrewJ411
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    Is that Chris Chelios…?

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Pepper's Pot
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    lolol

  6. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
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    He must like em thick! Ew.

  7. Kim

    SO glad Katie Holmes is leaving Tom Cruise..He is so arrogant and possessive!!Good for you Katie..Take that little girl and hve a wonderful life!!

  8. Justin Bieber
    lillaliket
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    not to defend the Maple Christ.. but the point of covers is often to put your own twist to the song, not to imitate the original artist.

    • Frunken

      That may be the point, but other bands and singing shows have shown us that people aren’t very creative – they usually just sing it the same way, but shittier.

  9. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    MILF
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    The word “ethnic” does NOT mean “not Caucasian.” Boo.

  10. Snooki Bonfire
    sitsdeep
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    I am laughing for real.

  11. Lenny Kravitz
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    Nice!

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    Brilliant.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    FanGirl
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    hahahahah

  14. Bradley Cooper Cassius Clay Shirt
    Carla
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    A+++

  15. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    Carla
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    HA fucking outstanding!

  16. Snooki Case Of Beer In Stroller
    Carla
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    omfg can’t stop laughing!!!

  17. Rumer Willis
    Carla
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    *dies*

  18. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    meowtrix
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    AHh I actually laughed out loud. Thank you!

  19. Snooki Case Of Beer In Stroller
    Tippytoes
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    Wow. She is the picture of classiness. This just proves that Snooki isn’t really pregnant, she just has a beer belly. “BEER IS MY BABY”.

  20. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Blech
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    Um, I’m pretty sure this creature has crossed the ‘thick’ boundary.

  21. Justin Bieber
    Blech
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    Fine. Is it OK if I say he looks like a Herpes ridden red lipstick with legs?

  22. Reese Witherspoon Tired Devils Knot Set
    Blech
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    If I laugh at this, I’m going to hell.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Blech
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    I can totally hear him saying that. Brilliance.

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    suck it
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    Classic!

  25. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    S.
    Commented on this photo:

    MANATEE. LOLOL.

  26. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
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    Well,At least we know that he still knows how to stuff it in the hole!

  27. Snooki Bonfire
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    Good one.

  28. Lenny Kravitz
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    Is it bad that all I can think of is that I desire to kill the guitarist so I can scalp him to make a fluffy pillow I an pet all day, like my own afro tribble?

    … It just looks so soft … so … poufy ….

  29. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts
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    Daughter looks positively thrilled.

  30. Shemar Moore Bikini Chick Butt
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    That’s not an ass that deserves praying to, sorry.

  31. Snooki Bonfire
    cher
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    hahahahaha

  32. Reese Witherspoon Tired Devils Knot Set
    Quijibo
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    Well at least she’s wearing a flattering outfit.

  33. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t knock an ordinary woman who happened to be the rebound girl from famewhore moo-kow….oh wait, this gal sold her story to the tabloids? Never mind, bash her up, down and all around.

  34. Lenny Kravitz
    Cock Dr
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    Love the epic hair on the axe-man.

  35. Bradley Cooper Cassius Clay Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a good one.

  36. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    Cock Dr
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    I can only wonder what else in in that bag.

  37. Snooki Case Of Beer In Stroller
    Cock Dr
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    American culture summed up in one photo moment.

  38. Rumer Willis
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got a nice figure….it’s not so bad.

  39. Nick Nolte Water Gun Straw Hat
    edamame
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    If that is the “Malibu Lifestyle,” I want no part of it.

  40. Snooki Case Of Beer In Stroller
    edamame
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    She should’ve used a “silver bullet” to begin with, and she wouldn’t be in this predicament now. I hope the baby weighs less than all that shit, because she has already flattened the tires.

  41. Snooki Case Of Beer In Stroller
    Brooke
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    Oh fuck…

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    A++++ would read again…

  43. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Bologna bob
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    This girl is the very definition of a “slobberino”

  44. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Bologna bob
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is the defintion of a “slobberino”

  45. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Carla
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    *ahem* MOO, I say, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  46. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks Hipster Sunglasses
    Hugh Evers
    Commented on this photo:

    The Lance Bass Starter Kit – now available on Amazon

  47. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Tokyo Slim
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    eth·nic   [eth-nik] Show IPA
    adjective
    1.
    pertaining to or characteristic of a people, especially a group (ethnic group) sharing a common and distinctive culture, religion, language, or the like.
    2.
    referring to the origin, classification, characteristics, etc., of such groups.
    3.
    being a member of an ethnic group, especially of a group that is a minority within a larger society: ethnic Chinese in San Francisco.
    4.
    of, pertaining to, or characteristic of members of such a group.
    5.
    belonging to or deriving from the cultural, racial, religious, or linguistic traditions of a people or country: ethnic dances.

    Any more nits to pick?

  48. Jessica Alba Cleavage Paris Fashion Week
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    New line on my resume: “2x Most Important Person on Internet”.

    I sure hope that impresses those people at Baskin-Robbins.

  49. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Pregnant Kris Humphries Rebound Girl
    Odious_One
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    Japanese are fond of blubber from whales . She should be on the lookout for foreign boats

  50. Lenny Kravitz
    Capt. Obvious
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    Howard Stern’s touring with Lenny Kravitz?

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