Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn’t think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I’m still reeling from the amount of people who came out of the woodwork on their day off to defend/attack The Amazing Spider-Man, one of whom I still owe a response to on Facebook it was that fucking passionate. (It’s coming, Hashim.) We’re humongous nerds with no lives is pretty much the point I’m trying to make here. If this site were a black hole, the chance to touch a vagina would be the matter that disintegrates the closer it gets to it. Or accelerates into oblivion, bends, travels back in time, turns into a glowing space baby, whatever. It ain’t here.
Don’t change,
- The Superficial
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seriously, what is up with the crotch on those pants?
They’re like a hammer pant re-boot. Asshole fashion designers!
If there’s a year-end edition of TMIPOTI, this has got to be in it.
Cruella Deville….am I only one that sees that?
Is that Chris Chelios…?
yes
lolol
He must like em thick! Ew.
He probably doesn’t like em jealous either. So you’re safe.
You got I was jealous out of that? Wow, you must be a mind reader. He’s not exactly Chris Hemsworth, so there’d be nothing to get jealous over. She just doesn’t have a bikini body.
SO glad Katie Holmes is leaving Tom Cruise..He is so arrogant and possessive!!Good for you Katie..Take that little girl and hve a wonderful life!!
not to defend the Maple Christ.. but the point of covers is often to put your own twist to the song, not to imitate the original artist.
That may be the point, but other bands and singing shows have shown us that people aren’t very creative – they usually just sing it the same way, but shittier.
The word “ethnic” does NOT mean “not Caucasian.” Boo.
I am laughing for real.
Nice!
Brilliant.
hahahahah
A+++
HA fucking outstanding!
omfg can’t stop laughing!!!
*dies*
AHh I actually laughed out loud. Thank you!
Wow. She is the picture of classiness. This just proves that Snooki isn’t really pregnant, she just has a beer belly. “BEER IS MY BABY”.
Um, I’m pretty sure this creature has crossed the ‘thick’ boundary.
And I guarantee she has better luck with men than you.
heat aka Tony aka Fat Angry Woman
If this chick gets better luck than anyone, then that’s just insulting to a lot of men who has obviously poor taste. I bet you’re fat. :p
Fine. Is it OK if I say he looks like a Herpes ridden red lipstick with legs?
Free speech is encouraged on this site….just don’t use the word “f@g”.
If I laugh at this, I’m going to hell.
I can totally hear him saying that. Brilliance.
Classic!
MANATEE. LOLOL.
Well,At least we know that he still knows how to stuff it in the hole!
Good one.
Is it bad that all I can think of is that I desire to kill the guitarist so I can scalp him to make a fluffy pillow I an pet all day, like my own afro tribble?
… It just looks so soft … so … poufy ….
Daughter looks positively thrilled.
That’s not an ass that deserves praying to, sorry.
hahahahaha
Well at least she’s wearing a flattering outfit.
Don’t knock an ordinary woman who happened to be the rebound girl from famewhore moo-kow….oh wait, this gal sold her story to the tabloids? Never mind, bash her up, down and all around.
Love the epic hair on the axe-man.
That’s a good one.
I can only wonder what else in in that bag.
American culture summed up in one photo moment.
Doesnt look like any culture I grew up around.
Maybe its a trashy part of Jersey culture.
She’s got a nice figure….it’s not so bad.
If that is the “Malibu Lifestyle,” I want no part of it.
She should’ve used a “silver bullet” to begin with, and she wouldn’t be in this predicament now. I hope the baby weighs less than all that shit, because she has already flattened the tires.
Oh fuck…
A++++ would read again…
This girl is the very definition of a “slobberino”
This girl is the defintion of a “slobberino”
*ahem* MOO, I say, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Is that your mating call?
pontiac aka Tony aka Fat Angry Woman
Only if it makes you hot, Pontiac/heat/angryfatwoman, I’m here to please ;*
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eth·nic [eth-nik] Show IPA
adjective
1.
pertaining to or characteristic of a people, especially a group (ethnic group) sharing a common and distinctive culture, religion, language, or the like.
2.
referring to the origin, classification, characteristics, etc., of such groups.
3.
being a member of an ethnic group, especially of a group that is a minority within a larger society: ethnic Chinese in San Francisco.
4.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of members of such a group.
5.
belonging to or deriving from the cultural, racial, religious, or linguistic traditions of a people or country: ethnic dances.
Any more nits to pick?
New line on my resume: “2x Most Important Person on Internet”.
I sure hope that impresses those people at Baskin-Robbins.
Japanese are fond of blubber from whales . She should be on the lookout for foreign boats
Eskimos have already sent a hunting party !
Howard Stern’s touring with Lenny Kravitz?