Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the triumphant return of McFeely Smackup which is the reason why I couldn’t post this week’s cavalcade of commentical WTF until one in the afternoon and not at all because Photo Boy and I smuggled whiskey into a showing of Prometheus last night. In fact, I don’t even know what those words mean, but they sound like the ramblings of a weird man-child with a superhero fetish which, I think we can all agree, doesn’t describe me at all.
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Awesome.
Maybe it’s just me, but I think she looks EXACTLY like Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By The Bell in this picture. Not in a bad way. Both are gorgeous women.
I thought the exact same thing.
My absolute favorite :)
on meth it is
she’s turning into adele from the bottom up
Buhhhhhhh what?
Thumbs up if anyone else at first glance thought that it appeared as though Matthew was grabbing her crotch.
Donatella and Madonna have the same trainer.
Mmm shoes. Holy hell this bitch is so hot it hurts. The one on the left, specifically.
Kimmkimkim, i bet u could handle her, but, i betcha, betcha, betcha, that Johnny can’t.
Yes! This was the best one all week!
whata douchewad
Only a few years ago Johnny was the ultimate family man in a total tizzy about his sick child and distressed wife…..does this mean mid life crisis is such a critical condition that his priorities can do a major reverse in such a short time? oooweee, some strange can work wonders on a man, no?
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Octomom with a bleach job in 6 months time
Some!? For God’s sake Lava looks at this chick and says Thats HOT! Johnny can afford the best medical attention for his child, and he paid the price for whatever he did by being with that Chris Walken looking chick. Let the man enjoy himself I know I would.
Johnny can afford to buy the attention of women way hotter than this one. He is scarificing the respect of his children. He will regret this move.
There are no women hotter than Amber, not on this planet
Can sombody tell me what happens if one of these pap’s knocks this guy out? I mean I’m in fear for my life and I’m looking at a picture.
+1
yeah, but there’s STILL nobody doing my real job.
“Mmmmmmm…yo’ eeeaaal look delisha.”
Did Steven Tyler do something with his hair?
HA!
Love it !
she looks good for an oldie
Dude, don’t look, just take the meth… catchya later, sorry ‘bought Katy, dude , she was fine…
Anyone that calls this girl a pig is either delusional or jealous because they have sex with men and are threatened.
A quick Google check says this chick is nothing to be jealous of and that you are devoid of a sense of humour.
Sounds like you need to get raped. See? I DO have a sense of humor!
Madonna’s idol!
He has a Beard!
“Nobody fucks with de Jesus!”
good one, sparky
pretty damn brilliant
Date a sexy and mature single on agelover.c0rn
I was thinking kate hudson face :|
I knew it! Amber Heard is from Texas. She has Texas face. I just googled her. Texas face is a good thing. Usually.
I wish that retarded douchebag would get rid of those fucking glasses…and wash that grease-caked hair. Ugh. Can you imagine waking up to the smell of that in the morning??
super awesome comment!
If you saw The Rum Diary you knew this was coming….
He looks unhappy.
Pee Wee romances Rene Zellweger?
Funny ’cause it’s true.
^This, plus a mouth that looks like a chicken’s bum.
AHAHAHAHA!
in some places pig is slang for other things other than a fat person. some use it to describe a dirty bitch.
Ha!!! Touche, FM, touche…
it’s hard to believe she was ever a model
Ignorance is bliss…
I was thinking Clayface
i think it is so sad.