The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.27

June 30th, 2012 // 53 Comments

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the triumphant return of McFeely Smackup which is the reason why I couldn’t post this week’s cavalcade of commentical WTF until one in the afternoon and not at all because Photo Boy and I smuggled whiskey into a showing of Prometheus last night. In fact, I don’t even know what those words mean, but they sound like the ramblings of a weird man-child with a superhero fetish which, I think we can all agree, doesn’t describe me at all.

Up, up and away!

- The Superficial

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  1. Denise Richards Cleavage
    Jill Ess
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    Awesome.

  2. Maybe it’s just me, but I think she looks EXACTLY like Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By The Bell in this picture. Not in a bad way. Both are gorgeous women.

  3. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    Pencil-Pusher
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    My absolute favorite :)

  4. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    mike
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    on meth it is

  5. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    mike
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    she’s turning into adele from the bottom up

  6. Jennie Garth
    blahahahah
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    Buhhhhhhh what?

  7. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    donkeylicks
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    Thumbs up if anyone else at first glance thought that it appeared as though Matthew was grabbing her crotch.

  8. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Monty83
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    Donatella and Madonna have the same trainer.

  9. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    kimmykimkim
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    Mmm shoes. Holy hell this bitch is so hot it hurts. The one on the left, specifically.

  10. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    kimmykimkim
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    Yes! This was the best one all week!

  11. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    whogivesaf
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    whata douchewad

  12. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    sitsdeep
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    Only a few years ago Johnny was the ultimate family man in a total tizzy about his sick child and distressed wife…..does this mean mid life crisis is such a critical condition that his priorities can do a major reverse in such a short time? oooweee, some strange can work wonders on a man, no?

  13. Janice Dickinson
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    Welcome back McFeely – Reddit can do without you for a few minutes

  14. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Ollie
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    Octomom with a bleach job in 6 months time

  15. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
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    Some!? For God’s sake Lava looks at this chick and says Thats HOT! Johnny can afford the best medical attention for his child, and he paid the price for whatever he did by being with that Chris Walken looking chick. Let the man enjoy himself I know I would.

  16. Alec Baldwin Argues With Photographer Holding Pink Stuffed Animal
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    Can sombody tell me what happens if one of these pap’s knocks this guy out? I mean I’m in fear for my life and I’m looking at a picture.

  17. Janice Dickinson
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    yeah, but there’s STILL nobody doing my real job.

  18. Mike Tyson
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    “Mmmmmmm…yo’ eeeaaal look delisha.”

  19. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Instahater
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Steven Tyler do something with his hair?

  20. Constantine Maroulis
    meowtrix
    Commented on this photo:

    HA!

  21. Constantine Maroulis
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    Love it !

  22. Denise Richards Cleavage
    tod
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    she looks good for an oldie

  23. Russell Brand Buying Drugs Afghan War Vet
    Radadoon
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    Dude, don’t look, just take the meth… catchya later, sorry ‘bought Katy, dude , she was fine…

  24. Lacey Schwimmer Legs Romper
    Actually Straight
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    Anyone that calls this girl a pig is either delusional or jealous because they have sex with men and are threatened.

  25. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    techman
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    Madonna’s idol!

  26. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    Odious_One
    Commented on this photo:

    He has a Beard!

  27. Constantine Maroulis
    DirtyFighter
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    “Nobody fucks with de Jesus!”

  28. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    good one, sparky

  29. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    DeucePickle
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    pretty damn brilliant

  30. Date a sexy and mature single on agelover.c0rn

  31. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    kaylia
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    I was thinking kate hudson face :|

  32. kimmykimkim

    I knew it! Amber Heard is from Texas. She has Texas face. I just googled her. Texas face is a good thing. Usually.

  33. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    Caleb
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    I wish that retarded douchebag would get rid of those fucking glasses…and wash that grease-caked hair. Ugh. Can you imagine waking up to the smell of that in the morning??

  34. Alec Baldwin Argues With Photographer Holding Pink Stuffed Animal
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    super awesome comment!

  35. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    Jack
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    If you saw The Rum Diary you knew this was coming….

  36. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    bob
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    He looks unhappy.

  37. David Arquette Marionettes
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    Pee Wee romances Rene Zellweger?

  38. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
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    Funny ’cause it’s true.

  39. Johnny Depp Amber Heard Dating
    Cherie
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    ^This, plus a mouth that looks like a chicken’s bum.

  40. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    AHAHAHAHA!

  41. Lacey Schwimmer Legs Romper
    feelme
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    in some places pig is slang for other things other than a fat person. some use it to describe a dirty bitch.

  42. Janice Dickinson
    nicegirl
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    it’s hard to believe she was ever a model

  43. Joe Pantoliano
    CajunJoe
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    Ignorance is bliss…

  44. Janice Dickinson
    BobTheBob
    Commented on this photo:

    I was thinking Clayface

  45. Janice Dickinson
    mikel246
    Commented on this photo:

    i think it is so sad.

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