The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.26

June 23rd, 2012 // 81 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling apart and having way less sex. Except not really, I’m going to drink your bone marrow in your sleep absorbing your youth and then touch girls again. Or I’ll just go to Cracker Barrel and gum a biscuit. Probably that.

Get off my Internet yard,

- The Superficial

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  1. El Jefe

    This is the fucking lamest of one of these I have ever seen on here yet. Half of them were Maculay Culking, really?

  2. John Hamm Stubble
    Carolyn
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    Makes Orlando Bloom, Robert Pattinson, et al, look like sissies.

  3. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Carolyn
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    He needs to pull his pants up.

  4. Mike Tyson
    Glassman
    Commented on this photo:

    No, the other one was funnier…much.

  5. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    SeeAlice
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that there loks like Meth and the AIDS.

  6. Miley Cyrus Butt Cheeks Cut Off Jean Shorts Plaid Shirt
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch it I am a Hatfield and my rifle is loaded.

  7. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Asmo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Making fun of a man who is restricted to a wheelchair. Yup, that’s classy right there.

  8. Canada Guy

    Am I the only one that thinks he honestly looks like a chimpanzee in this pictre?

  9. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    skarnex
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like FIDO DIDO

  10. January Jones Red Hair Baby Xander
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    exactly how i picture what really just happened there… hahahaha

  11. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    elitekiller
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone could use a little more cowbell.

  12. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh fuck off and get a sense of humor, Asmo. Have you read this site? If you don’t think funny stuff is funny, go hang out at dol.gov or something.

  13. John Hamm Stubble
    KatieG
    Commented on this photo:

    He is gorgeous, but the second you ear him open his mouth it all goes down the tube. Huge weirdo.

  14. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Levitating
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d hold out for version 2, where it’s more like a ratchet. each time you crank your dick, you go a little higher.

  15. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god – what happened??

  16. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    mikel246
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like meth done it again,,, turns a perfectly good human into skin and bone….

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