Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling apart and having way less sex. Except not really, I’m going to drink your bone marrow in your sleep absorbing your youth and then touch girls again. Or I’ll just go to Cracker Barrel and gum a biscuit. Probably that.
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This is the fucking lamest of one of these I have ever seen on here yet. Half of them were Maculay Culking, really?
Makes Orlando Bloom, Robert Pattinson, et al, look like sissies.
He needs to pull his pants up.
No, the other one was funnier…much.
Now that there loks like Meth and the AIDS.
Watch it I am a Hatfield and my rifle is loaded.
Wow. Making fun of a man who is restricted to a wheelchair. Yup, that’s classy right there.
Am I the only one that thinks he honestly looks like a chimpanzee in this pictre?
He looks like FIDO DIDO
exactly how i picture what really just happened there… hahahaha
Looks like someone could use a little more cowbell.
Oh fuck off and get a sense of humor, Asmo. Have you read this site? If you don’t think funny stuff is funny, go hang out at dol.gov or something.
He is gorgeous, but the second you ear him open his mouth it all goes down the tube. Huge weirdo.
i’d hold out for version 2, where it’s more like a ratchet. each time you crank your dick, you go a little higher.
Oh my god – what happened??
looks like meth done it again,,, turns a perfectly good human into skin and bone….