Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling apart and having way less sex. Except not really, I’m going to drink your bone marrow in your sleep absorbing your youth and then touch girls again. Or I’ll just go to Cracker Barrel and gum a biscuit. Probably that.
Get off my Internet yard,
- The Superficial
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Isn’t Cracker Barrel still officially antigay?
And can you fix that “you are posting too quickly” business?
Obviously we are all being urged to SLOW DOWN, as the site just can’t keep up with the barrage of rapid-fire jokes & witticisms.
“Posting too quickly” issue is being poked at right now. I figured out what’s causing it just waiting on people whose skills exceed “write cock jokes” to fix.
You mean you are NOT Nick Carter? Nevermind. Thanks anyway.
Wait a sec, Nick Carter is old, too. My age is showing. :/
I had to look up Nick Carter. Backstreet Boys? Geez, I’m 41 and I consider the New Kids after my time. If you think you’re old, I must be Methuselah.
God, is any one here under the age of forty? Because I’ve some great jokes about HR Pufnstuf and the Partridge Family…
Nick Carter is hardly OLD. And lord knows, he looks better than this wreck.
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Nick Carter is about my age. 30′s are not old. 40′s are not even old. You aren’t OLD until your 90′s. 70′s or 80′s if you live an unhealthy life. Besides, “old” is state of mind. So, Jill, when do you get your driver’s license?
That actually makes sense. He was trying to make sure other people could watch it. Civil service, really.
Could you leave me out of this in future, I’m not that sure it’s a good thing. It’s a bit like being told Kim Jong-il’s son thinks you’re funny.
What?
Willem dafoe’s kid?
I just realized who he reminds me of… a blonde Steve Buscemi with slightly better teeth but none of the talent.
Steve B is hot in his own creepy way. MC is just nasty and skeletal.
Margarita in a plastic cup… welcome to the high life, baby.
Not sure which is better, the comment or the screen name Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to look toothless when you have teeth? Now THAT’S acting!
It’s the simple jokes that are the funniest.
Michael gave me this cool Las Vegas belt buckle. Look, it unbuckles by remote control.
All I know is you zoomed in on Mcaulay Culkin’s crotch.
“You have chosen… poorly.”
Awesomeness.
lol so cheesy but funny
lol
I am so tired of this girl.
He looks like Darryl Hall’s crackhead cousin.
Oh wow he does look just like Dawson
♫ I don’t want to wait
For our lives to be over
I want to know right now who is my dad-dy
I don’t want to wait
For our lives to be over
Will it be Vaughn or will it be…Berkeley?
Doo-dih doo doo doo, doo-dih doo doo doo… ♫
Funniest Ever.
Rickety Cricket is looking good for a dirty street rat.
Homeless alone?
I can’t wait for Fish’s commentary on the Jerry Sandusky trial.
This.
This kid shouldn’t intimidate me, but he did land and hold Mila Kunis for a long time.
Besides Mila being partially blind up until recently, he has to be really well endowed. No other way to explain it.
Macauley “Ol’ Three-legs” Culkin
He looks like Rickity Cricket
What is it with dykes?… How can you possible want to look as ugly and as least like any gender as possible?
OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!!
It’s the ‘Yeehaw’ that got me.
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you forgot to subtract the talent, but yes.
As if….
Cricket is looking good.
*sigh
gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Me want this one.
Gary Busey got tooth cancer?!?!?!
AIDS is a bitch. :(
“Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?”
It’s an old picture btw.
I thought so too! I was all shocked because I thought oh no – he’s back to looking that way again – but you might be right – old picture.
this is what you get for being “HOME ALONE” too much
Whoever he’s looking at she must be asking: Do I look pregnant? I feel pregnant!
Redneck diet is known to give you gas. Sometimes enough to lift you up the ground.
Mila breaking up with a him really did a number on him.
If the camera adds ten pounds, I can’t imagine what he looks like in real life.
When is he gonna pull that thing righ off?
Fire Marshall Bill!
we’ll take a vial of sperm and an applicator shaped like jody foster’s knuckles
this picture is like 3 months old.
hahahahaahahaha! genius
Home alone with a bathtub full of meth.
Meet your ageless love on agelover_c_0_rn
Man, he looks just like the Venture Brothers take on Johnny Quest!
Dr. Venture: Well, Daphne, I believe. She got around quite a bit. But Velma? I always thought she was a…
Action Johnny: Everybody did. But I got a pack of herpes that says otherwise.