The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.26

June 23rd, 2012 // 81 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling apart and having way less sex. Except not really, I’m going to drink your bone marrow in your sleep absorbing your youth and then touch girls again. Or I’ll just go to Cracker Barrel and gum a biscuit. Probably that.

Get off my Internet yard,

- The Superficial

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UPDATE: The “You are posting too quickly” issue has been resolved, so please continue shoving your comments into this filthy site as often as you like. It’s asking for it.

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  1. Isn’t Cracker Barrel still officially antigay?

    And can you fix that “you are posting too quickly” business?

    • Cock Dr

      Obviously we are all being urged to SLOW DOWN, as the site just can’t keep up with the barrage of rapid-fire jokes & witticisms.

    • “Posting too quickly” issue is being poked at right now. I figured out what’s causing it just waiting on people whose skills exceed “write cock jokes” to fix.

  2. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean you are NOT Nick Carter? Nevermind. Thanks anyway.

  3. Shia LaBeouf Naked Full Frontal Music Video
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    That actually makes sense. He was trying to make sure other people could watch it. Civil service, really.

  4. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Levitating
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Could you leave me out of this in future, I’m not that sure it’s a good thing. It’s a bit like being told Kim Jong-il’s son thinks you’re funny.

  5. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Willem dafoe’s kid?

  6. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    I just realized who he reminds me of… a blonde Steve Buscemi with slightly better teeth but none of the talent.

  7. Quincy Jones
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Margarita in a plastic cup… welcome to the high life, baby.

  8. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure which is better, the comment or the screen name Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

  9. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to look toothless when you have teeth? Now THAT’S acting!

  10. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the simple jokes that are the funniest.

  11. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Sven Golly
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael gave me this cool Las Vegas belt buckle. Look, it unbuckles by remote control.

  12. brian

    “You have chosen… poorly.”

  13. January Jones Red Hair Baby Xander
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesomeness.

  14. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    FanGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    lol so cheesy but funny

  15. January Jones Red Hair Baby Xander
    Bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    lol

  16. Miley Cyrus Butt Cheeks Cut Off Jean Shorts Plaid Shirt
    name
    Commented on this photo:

    I am so tired of this girl.

  17. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like Darryl Hall’s crackhead cousin.

  18. January Jones Red Hair Baby Xander
    MyCoworkerIsHot
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wow he does look just like Dawson

    • ♫ I don’t want to wait
      For our lives to be over
      I want to know right now who is my dad-dy
      I don’t want to wait
      For our lives to be over
      Will it be Vaughn or will it be…Berkeley?

      Doo-dih doo doo doo, doo-dih doo doo doo… ♫

  19. Mike Tyson
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Funniest Ever.

  20. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    GregVersion2
    Commented on this photo:

    Rickety Cricket is looking good for a dirty street rat.

  21. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Fappuccino
    Commented on this photo:

    Homeless alone?

  22. D-chi

    I can’t wait for Fish’s commentary on the Jerry Sandusky trial.

  23. Mike Tyson
    D-chi
    Commented on this photo:

    This.

  24. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    This kid shouldn’t intimidate me, but he did land and hold Mila Kunis for a long time.

  25. Hugo Stiglitz

    He looks like Rickity Cricket

  26. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    Commented on this photo:

    What is it with dykes?… How can you possible want to look as ugly and as least like any gender as possible?

  27. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Gurlygirl
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!!

  28. Miley Cyrus Butt Cheeks Cut Off Jean Shorts Plaid Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the ‘Yeehaw’ that got me.

  29. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    [img]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/30/8/enhanced-buzz-4078-1327930069-10.jpg[/img]

  30. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Levitating
    tt
    Commented on this photo:

    As if….

  31. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Forrest Gump
    Commented on this photo:

    Cricket is looking good.

  32. John Hamm Stubble
    Browny
    Commented on this photo:

    *sigh

    gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Me want this one.

  33. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Commented on this photo:

    Gary Busey got tooth cancer?!?!?!

  34. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Crispy Anus
    Commented on this photo:

    AIDS is a bitch. :(

  35. Jeff in St Louis

    “Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?”

  36. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Ann
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s an old picture btw.

    • Winnie

      I thought so too! I was all shocked because I thought oh no – he’s back to looking that way again – but you might be right – old picture.

  37. this is what you get for being “HOME ALONE” too much

  38. John Hamm Stubble
    Rubber Hippo
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever he’s looking at she must be asking: Do I look pregnant? I feel pregnant!

  39. Miley Cyrus Butt Cheeks Cut Off Jean Shorts Plaid Shirt
    Rubber Hippo
    Commented on this photo:

    Redneck diet is known to give you gas. Sometimes enough to lift you up the ground.

  40. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    Mila breaking up with a him really did a number on him.

  41. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    If the camera adds ten pounds, I can’t imagine what he looks like in real life.

  42. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Levitating
    Commented on this photo:

    When is he gonna pull that thing righ off?

  43. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    ali
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  44. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    Fire Marshall Bill!

  45. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    doood
    Commented on this photo:

    we’ll take a vial of sperm and an applicator shaped like jody foster’s knuckles

  46. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    may the faust be with you
    Commented on this photo:

    this picture is like 3 months old.

  47. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    phizzlerox
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahaahahaha! genius

  48. Macaulay Culkin Skinny Tired Drugged Out
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Home alone with a bathtub full of meth.

  49. ivy

    Meet your ageless love on agelover_c_0_rn

  50. Eric P

    Man, he looks just like the Venture Brothers take on Johnny Quest!

    Dr. Venture: Well, Daphne, I believe. She got around quite a bit. But Velma? I always thought she was a…
    Action Johnny: Everybody did. But I got a pack of herpes that says otherwise.

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