The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling apart and having way less sex. Except not really, I’m going to drink your bone marrow in your sleep absorbing your youth and then touch girls again. Or I’ll just go to Cracker Barrel and gum a biscuit. Probably that.
Get off my Internet yard,
– The Superficial
UPDATE: The “You are posting too quickly” issue has been resolved, so please continue shoving your comments into this filthy site as often as you like. It’s asking for it.