“Eww. Did you just get pregnant?”
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week’s menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude.
I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff,
- The Superficial
P.S. Did McFeely Smackup die? Or, worse, have his office put up a firewall? God, I don’t even like saying that.
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That look will make some feather-dusters quiver in anticipation.
I saw McFeely post something on IWatchStuff a few months ago.
I hope a Travolta or a Skarsgard didn’t get him.
McFeely is back from filming Magic Mike. Since it opens the 29th, he should be on all the talk shows promoting it.
Hell, he may even do Oprah.
That sounded gross.
I love photos of this guy, he’s so menacing and comical at the same time! Like the Terminator.
I want to be menaced by him.
Lindsay Lohan – STILL not dead.
That’s a shame.
I got the impression some time ago that McFeely was logging on from work, so probably that firewall thing. Or maybe the office censorware started cracking down. Kind of ironic, given that you’ve curtailed most of the nudity here in the past couple of years.
naw, he’s dead. he’s smart enough that he probably owns a smart phone and smart enough to know how to jack around at work.
RIP, McFeely.
I prefer to think of him as vacationing in an exotic locale; perhaps buried underneath a big pile of hookers.
There would be times when McFeely would be absent from the site for a full week or two, and he’d always return on a Monday. As if he were on vacation during those weeks and couldn’t get the Internets from wherever the hell he was.
Tommy, you and me, a couple broads and a dog. We’ll get super high in my van and figure this mystery out.
Alright. kimmy and Cock Dr can be the hot redhead and the brainy chick in the turtleneck (respectively?). But if we’re still doing this after ten years, we are not adding a puppy.
Nope, I’m more of a brunette than a redhead. But I’m sure as shit not brainy. So it looks like we’re gonna have to give Cock Dr a brunette wig and I’ll get a red wig. And it looks like me and Beef will have to supply the weed, as usual.
You know I decided a while ago that all the Mc names are basically all the same people. McBeef, McFeely, McPoop, McGee, Tony. All the same person. And then there is TomFish.
You would get into a van with Burger Boy? That’s crazy talk.
Not for all the weed in CA.
I’d get into all sorts of shit with Burger Boy. I’m a little crazy like that.
Ah, whatever Cock Doc. You’d be in that van before I even offered the candy.
Fast Eddie gets an assist for his “Tracy Morgan’s belly looks exactly like a giant penis head” comment, without which I might not have come up with this.
Yay! My first!!!
Maybe I should print this page and frame it. I’m sure my husband wouldn’t mind.
*your
Genius!
You left out “sheer”.
I hate to say it, but….Your* lol
On a side note, I love you edamame for mentioning Fassbender XD
Add her to the pile of ‘Failed Youth’.
Yes, I was ashamed when I saw “you’re” and wish I could edit it. :)
Thanks, hangover!
A blond boy with atrophied legs is being stared at menacingly by some grown man. This may just be the creepiest pic of the year. I mean, it IS impressive that the boy can walk with the legs of a paralyzed toddler, but the whole thing is still creepy.
I thought that guy–not scars–had a yamica (how do u spell it??) on. I guess his hair just looks like a little hat.
Awesome
This one made me laugh aloud long enough to make my mom question my sanity.
Hocks? Like cow hocks?
Hocks, as in Sarlacc spits him out.
hawk [hawk] Show IPA
verb (used without object)
1. to make an effort to raise phlegm from the throat; clear the throat noisily.
verb (used with object)
2. to raise by hawking: to hawk phlegm up.
;)
hahahahahahaha lmao
lmao!!!
for those who don’t get the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima
george carlin mentioned it in a bit, always thought he was just making it up
Cooler with age.
Never ever liked her. A crooked look, a slimy essence.
The dogs face says it all
NIce!
hmm
I meant nice. :)
Anybody else notice that stinky mcpoop disappeared about the same time as mcfeely? Coincidence?
Wait…stinky mcpoop, sparky mcgee, and slappy magoo aren’t all the same person?
She could break your jaw with those thighs! Yummmmm
Is he ever not holding his dick?
…And most importantly, does he have one?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I remember watching an episode of The Simpsons where Homer cut his jeans down and he had the pockets sticking out of the bottom like this bint has. The whole idea was that Homer was stupid for leaving them like that. So now all these women are as dumb as Homer Simpson? Fuck this planet.
That’s a woman? Could have fooled me. Looks like a pre-pubescent boy.
Wow – my first mention! Uh-hem… I’d like to thank Chris Brown, for if he wasn’t such a fucking asshole, this never would’ve been possible. Keep beatin’ cheatin’ and snitchin’ Breezy…
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Brown will have enough beatings for E’RYBODY!
Come out of the closet already tom. You are gayer than a broadway musical. Bring Travolta with you.
She really is an asshole. Just ask any person at a hotel or restaurant that has had to deal with her. She is completely shitty to everybody which is funny because most people don’t even know who the hell she is.
Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.
Ahaha took me half an hour to actually get this one XD
Good eye!
I, for one, am sympathetic to CB. Imagine living your life in constant fear that your dick was about to fall off.
I don’t know about you guys, but I think Snook is hiding her pregnancy weight very well!
Look at the guy in the background…looks like Tom’s son!!
Looks like Tom has a son he’s never acknowledged.
Spitting image.
And what’s that guy’s hand doing on Tommy boy’s fly?
Guy looks to be late teens. Must have been during or just prior to Cruise’s marriage to Kidman.
Sad. No child should be disavowed by their parent.
No parent should force a child to live a lie, protecting the parent from the shame that they were born.
Tommy may be short in stature, but his closet is ready to explode.