The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.24

June 9th, 2012 // 84 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t what it used to be. On that note, if you were honestly expecting me to interrupt my weekly rejuvenation regimen to comment on the Lindsay Lohan accident/publicity stunt (Which I’ll get to Monday.) refer back to that last sentence which may or may not contain words that are relevant to these other words that somehow appeared in front of me. Don’t quote me on that.

And that’s the story of how my best friend Bucky died fighting lazer Nazis,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    lori
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    He looks so pleased with himself. LOL.

  2. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Notafan
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    What a right twat.

  3. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
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    Anyone else notice his futile attempts to become a black man have turned into him trying to become the pasty white Canadian lesbian version of Michael Jackson?
    When the fuck will Usher dump this kid? His way over the pedo range.

  4. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    mike
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    He must love playing MW2 but he defiles the memories of Simon “Ghost” Riley

  5. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
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    “Then there wuz Justin Beeber. A man so mean he once shot a man for laughing at his van.”

  6. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Tom
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    What a tool.

  7. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
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    Next on Outlaw Empires. Justin the Beeb Bieber rode a rhinestone encrusted 67 panhead for the Hells Angels

  8. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    Guest
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    Haven’t they been beautiful? This is creepy

  9. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    Carla
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    AHAHA!

  10. Vanilla Ice MTV Movie Awards 2012
    CranAppleSnapple
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    It sucks when Sharpie marker smudges.

  11. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Mangina
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    Buffalo Bill is way hotter

  12. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    Allion
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    Two mummies. Getting eerier with age.

  13. JWoww Cleavage Bad Facial Lift
    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is that?

  14. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Allion
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    She must do a chin surgery that implies a little bit of bone trimming. Quite a bit actually.

  15. John Travolta Vampire
    Allion
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    A fatty Diablo.

  16. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
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    why are they so shiny?

  17. Kate Gosselin
    DonkeyPunchAmandaBynes
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    CAPTION:
    “KATE BREAKING IN HER NEW BUTT PLUG”

  18. George Clooney Stacy Keibler
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    genius

  19. Daisy Fuentes Butt Tight Yellow Jeans
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    clever

  20. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Mike
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    I bet he would love to find out

  21. Eddie Cibrian
    Smsema
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    Gary Thomas – As Father of the Bride (isn’t she beautiful?) I just waentd to say what a fantastic job you did with Shannon and Curtis’ pictures!!! Thanks much for your time and your efforts just an awesome job! GaryNovember 30, 2010 4:51 pm

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