Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t what it used to be. On that note, if you were honestly expecting me to interrupt my weekly rejuvenation regimen to comment on the Lindsay Lohan accident/publicity stunt (Which I’ll get to Monday.) refer back to that last sentence which may or may not contain words that are relevant to these other words that somehow appeared in front of me. Don’t quote me on that.
And that’s the story of how my best friend Bucky died fighting lazer Nazis,
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He looks so pleased with himself. LOL.
What a right twat.
Anyone else notice his futile attempts to become a black man have turned into him trying to become the pasty white Canadian lesbian version of Michael Jackson?
When the fuck will Usher dump this kid? His way over the pedo range.
He must love playing MW2 but he defiles the memories of Simon “Ghost” Riley
“Then there wuz Justin Beeber. A man so mean he once shot a man for laughing at his van.”
What a tool.
Next on Outlaw Empires. Justin the Beeb Bieber rode a rhinestone encrusted 67 panhead for the Hells Angels
Haven’t they been beautiful? This is creepy
AHAHA!
It sucks when Sharpie marker smudges.
Buffalo Bill is way hotter
Two mummies. Getting eerier with age.
Who is that?
Some whore with fake tits
She must do a chin surgery that implies a little bit of bone trimming. Quite a bit actually.
A fatty Diablo.
why are they so shiny?
The Bronzing glimmering face powder and sweat under it.
CAPTION:
“KATE BREAKING IN HER NEW BUTT PLUG”
genius
clever
I bet he would love to find out
Gary Thomas – As Father of the Bride (isn’t she beautiful?) I just waentd to say what a fantastic job you did with Shannon and Curtis’ pictures!!! Thanks much for your time and your efforts just an awesome job! GaryNovember 30, 2010 4:51 pm