The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.23

June 2nd, 2012 // 58 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:

I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it and some really dumb ones do. Some with a high number of thumbs ups don’t make it either. What’s the secret?

This is really a great question because the answer sheds a light on how hard it is to write comedy from the comfort of my home, mostly while not even changing out of pajama pants until the twilight hours. It’s terrible, I know. Anyway, the comments that make it are the ones that at the moment I read them manage to crack through my hard cynical shell and bring some level of titter to my mouth. Of course, this is entirely dependent on my mood – much like when you read the site – because comedy is extremely subjective which is why I have several ulcers that make me Photo Boy ritualistically commit murders in a secluded cabin based on books of The Bible.

I He sees your sloth,

- The Superficial

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  1. Madonna Bra Veiny Muscular Arms
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    Making herself look ridiculous. Can’t believe anyone would pay actual money to see & hear this dried up hag.

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  3. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    Damn Marky Mark, what happened? You look like a fat Italian mobster in a sweat suit.

  4. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
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    Is that a towel or a barf bag after seeing those hairy old man boobs?

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