Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:
I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it and some really dumb ones do. Some with a high number of thumbs ups don’t make it either. What’s the secret?
This is really a great question because the answer sheds a light on how hard it is to write comedy from the comfort of my home, mostly while not even changing out of pajama pants until the twilight hours. It’s terrible, I know. Anyway, the comments that make it are the ones that at the moment I read them manage to crack through my hard cynical shell and bring some level of titter to my mouth. Of course, this is entirely dependent on my mood – much like when you read the site – because comedy is extremely subjective which is why I have several ulcers that make me Photo Boy ritualistically commit murders in a secluded cabin based on books of The Bible.
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HA !
Well done.
Pull up your goddamned pants.
Yes, this one did make me LOL.
Ugliest. Implants. Ever.
Ugliest on a guy, anyway.
So you’re saying you prefer dudes without implants?
Wow, these age progression pics of the Olsen twins has not been very kind to them.
She’d have no problem finding a vein, that’s for sure….
the constant crotch grabbing must make it challenging to drive
Haha
FTW
Well done, dear!
Maybe the best comment ever.
Pop that into the year end best of fo’ sure…
Here we see a rare glimpse of the mating rituals of the White Breasted English Woodpecker.
He is a SLIM BAG.
I agree with Eric, how the comments are picked is total crap. How the fuck can you have people that have 12 thumbs up comments and unanimous praise from people and then it never gets picked? Half of the picked ones are lame and then even though there are hundreds of photos from the entire week, somehow there are multiple picks based on the same photo or photo sets including today.
If you are going to have a comment system and a thumbs up system than use it, otherwise why the fuck do you have it for?
So it has nothing to do with the numbers in the Pennsylvania State Lottery? Bang goes another theory.
OK that’s a picture that says – You should retire gracefully.
At least Madonna can afford it.
LoveMiamiBlog
i’d like to see you look so good when U are 10,000 years old
That man is gorgeous!
They just look so happy together! Awe!
comedy gold
Awesome, totally awesome…
she is fucking gross – honey it is WAY past time to pass the overrated-ho baton
jesus they are so fucking creepy
OH GOD THERE’S TWO OF THEM!!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!
I hear dead people…no! wait, that’s just the familiar sound of my near-dead career
Mlakovich on the set of RainMan II
“Charlie Sheen’s voice…it’s in my head!”
The black haired one is making the most of years of heroin by wanking the air.
Have you seen that circus act where the guy places his dick between her breasts and rocks back and forth?
Porn Hub De Soleil.
Can you still hear Charlie Sheen screaming at you to stop tanking his show?
Sheen isn’t screaming. He’s laughing. Made ton of money and proved he was the show.
Victoria Beckham’s horse toothed clone stands back and waits to pounce on such trend setting douchebaggery.
I forgive him cause he’s hot.
Remember when everyone was happy when they turned 18??
The patient paedophiles now know to be careful what they wish for.
HOLY SHIT.
Kimmy, didn’t I say something last week about how I would pick one of your comments every time in the hopes that it would get me laid? I wonder if Fish picked up on that strategy.
Seriously, good for you, sweetie.
SPY vs SPY
Yes Cock Dr, me too :-) One of those rare comments that are just so stupidly clever you have to laugh out loud.
I don’t get it?
LOL
Ashton Kutcher is so fucking beautiful!!!
SCOLIOSIS at 25. This is what eating disorders will do to you kids.
-_-
I was lucky enough to miss this on the first pass. Seriously? If anyone who wasn’t famous dressed like this at her age, they would be institutionalized for senility. She hasn’t even been marginally successful in a disney pop star’s entire lifetime I bet. Someone just put her down, like Old Yeller.
he has the body of a dumpy 33-year-old woman named Francine.
I hope you bitches brought your A game! Let it Rain!! White chocolate!
i actually laughed out loud with that one! hahahahahahha
Which one is Liza Minnelli?
More excited than I should be =)
I don’t care what you say. Hillary Rodham Clinton is still smoking hot!
That is hilarious. The only one where I’ve actually laughed out loud!
One of the best lines I read in a while. Good job JC.
Really cool)))))