Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look like he’s saying it or getting ready to swiftly apply his hand to a woman’s bottom for daring to interrupt man talk. Probably both.
*makes note to call Photo Boy “Miss Moneypenny” from here on out*
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wat?
I’m fidna shit hard into your mouth. Shit hard.
Hahahahahaha!!! Absolutely hilarious!
PERFECT.
Nice body but really old and leathery looking face, such a disappointment…
Looking fresh to death. Or just looking like death.
Look at my impression of Rocky Racoon…… Rocky says get the F*&^ out of here you lamer F*^% apprentices! And for Iwanka, f-f-f-f*^* you too!!
I still can’t find my virginity..
looks like she is all set for the next round of Batman auditions / casting calls
cumm hither..
Michael jackson with bolt-ons
He really DOES look like Beavis! haha ha ha haah ha (or however they said it)
ready for your Brazilian next?
If he were a Kardashian, you wouldn’t see two more mics either.
Not even close to supermodel material, that.
Golden.
A truly repulsive man.
A perfect woman. My hand print would be on her ass.
she’s not perfect!
have you heard her laugh???
Classic. I loved that SNL sketch.
Didn’t anybody teach her she’s supposed to swallow that?
An evil motherfucker.
This is the face he makes when Melania doesn’t cum, she then throws him a stick to chew on while she uses the vibrator.
EXCUSE ME, but this was mine. (Is this because I told you guys to eat a dick yesterday? How ironic.)
Fixed.
Thanks.
Cry Baby
….and this one was Rickets’s.
And fixed. We’re incredible at our jobs, aren’t we?
11 pictures later and still whining
win!!!!
wow… he is showing his age…
Dude is 81. He’s *good* for his age.
hahahahahahaha
that dress is stupid and she knows that and she doesnt care
it takes a team of eight special effects experts six hours to re-create his hair every morning.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlowbee.
Keeps everyone away from her, if you tried to run your hands all over here she would feel like a cross between a brillo pad and steel wool–that’s sexy
Ah! – the living picture of delicate, young, Southern Womanhood with her fine Southern manners on full display!
She’d better watch out lest she resemble Tonya Harding more than she resembles Scarlett O’Hara. What’s next, beating her boyfriend up with a hub cap?
“No, really. Tom Brady styled this.”
Maybe she is pulling the ol “Beavis and Butthead lugie over the balcony only to suck it back in”. Man, she is just oozes class.
Wow I love your username
DAT ASS
Haha, thought this was a shot of Pauly Shore from In the Army Now, instead it’s a friend of Pauly from the Shore…
“I’ll take ‘The Rapist’ for 500.”
“That would be ‘Therapist’…”
Haha! Awesome.
There’s something about Mary
That’s one hell of a dildo! Wonder if it lights up too?
Ahah, this is so true :D
(On Larry’s defence, though, Kris Jenner is right behind him and let’s not forget about her Lube endorsement. You’d make the same face.)
This one was hilarious after I got the Hilary duff reference. :)
Maybe its a belly button cleaner?
Jon Hein is everywhere.
damn what a sexy slut
Always appreciate good Watchmen fan fiction.
Damn…now i really feel old. Between him and Eastwood, all the real men will soon be gone. And all that will be left is Beibers, Chris Browns, and Ashtons. SMH
I LoL’d,. and then I thought, if HE were a Kardashian, he’d be the HOT one!
Damn butt plug is stuck!
Is that a “V” mask/
Not to be that guy….but it would be Butthead