The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.21

May 19th, 2012 // 63 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look like he’s saying it or getting ready to swiftly apply his hand to a woman’s bottom for daring to interrupt man talk. Probably both.

*makes note to call Photo Boy “Miss Moneypenny” from here on out*

- The Superficial

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  1. Jay-Z
    name
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    wat?

  2. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    PoisonIvyLeague
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    Hahahahahaha!!! Absolutely hilarious!

  3. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    PERFECT.

  4. Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Grand Poobah
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    Nice body but really old and leathery looking face, such a disappointment…

  5. Larry King
    PoisonIvyLeague
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    Looking fresh to death. Or just looking like death.

  6. Donald Trump
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at my impression of Rocky Racoon…… Rocky says get the F*&^ out of here you lamer F*^% apprentices! And for Iwanka, f-f-f-f*^* you too!!

  7. Maria Menounos
    Grand Poobah
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    I still can’t find my virginity..

  8. Kristen Stewart
    Grand Poobah
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    looks like she is all set for the next round of Batman auditions / casting calls

  9. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    Grand Poobah
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    cumm hither..

  10. Joe Jackson
    Grand Poobah
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    Michael jackson with bolt-ons

  11. Larry King
    Grand Poobah
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    He really DOES look like Beavis! haha ha ha haah ha (or however they said it)

  12. The Situation
    Grand Poobah
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    ready for your Brazilian next?

  13. Jay-Z
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    If he were a Kardashian, you wouldn’t see two more mics either.

  14. Jean-Paul Belmondo
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    Not even close to supermodel material, that.

  15. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
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    Golden.

  16. Donald Trump
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    A truly repulsive man.

  17. Maria Menounos
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    A perfect woman. My hand print would be on her ass.

  18. Sean Connery
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    Classic. I loved that SNL sketch.

  19. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
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    Didn’t anybody teach her she’s supposed to swallow that?

  20. Joe Jackson
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    An evil motherfucker.

  21. Donald Trump
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    This is the face he makes when Melania doesn’t cum, she then throws him a stick to chew on while she uses the vibrator.

  22. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
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    EXCUSE ME, but this was mine. (Is this because I told you guys to eat a dick yesterday? How ironic.)

  23. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    ….and this one was Rickets’s.

  24. Larry King
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    win!!!!

  25. Sean Connery
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    wow… he is showing his age…

  26. Larry King
    JohnnyDepp
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    hahahahahahaha

  27. Kristen Stewart
    JohnnyDepp
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    that dress is stupid and she knows that and she doesnt care

  28. Donald Trump
    Pine Table Fever
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    it takes a team of eight special effects experts six hours to re-create his hair every morning.

  29. Donald Trump
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlowbee.

  30. Kristen Stewart
    Grand Poobah
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    Keeps everyone away from her, if you tried to run your hands all over here she would feel like a cross between a brillo pad and steel wool–that’s sexy

  31. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    Franka
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah! – the living picture of delicate, young, Southern Womanhood with her fine Southern manners on full display!

    She’d better watch out lest she resemble Tonya Harding more than she resembles Scarlett O’Hara. What’s next, beating her boyfriend up with a hub cap?

  32. David Beckham
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    “No, really. Tom Brady styled this.”

  33. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    fuckface
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she is pulling the ol “Beavis and Butthead lugie over the balcony only to suck it back in”. Man, she is just oozes class.

  34. Donald Trump
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    DAT ASS

  35. The Situation
    TigerLily
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    Haha, thought this was a shot of Pauly Shore from In the Army Now, instead it’s a friend of Pauly from the Shore…

  36. Sean Connery
    kimmykimkim
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    “I’ll take ‘The Rapist’ for 500.”
    “That would be ‘Therapist’…”

  37. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    kimmykimkim
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    Haha! Awesome.

  38. Maria Menounos
    Grand Poobah
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    There’s something about Mary

  39. Serena Williams
    Grand Poobah
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    That’s one hell of a dildo! Wonder if it lights up too?

  40. Larry King
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    Ahah, this is so true :D
    (On Larry’s defence, though, Kris Jenner is right behind him and let’s not forget about her Lube endorsement. You’d make the same face.)

  41. Miley Cyrus Spitting From Balcony
    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    This one was hilarious after I got the Hilary duff reference. :)

  42. Serena Williams
    Grand Poobah
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    Maybe its a belly button cleaner?

  43. The Situation
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Jon Hein is everywhere.

  44. Maria Menounos
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    damn what a sexy slut

  45. Kristen Stewart
    Can
    Commented on this photo:

    Always appreciate good Watchmen fan fiction.

  46. Sean Connery
    DON FRANCISCO
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    Damn…now i really feel old. Between him and Eastwood, all the real men will soon be gone. And all that will be left is Beibers, Chris Browns, and Ashtons. SMH

  47. Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    I LoL’d,. and then I thought, if HE were a Kardashian, he’d be the HOT one!

  48. Donald Trump
    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn butt plug is stuck!

  49. David Beckham
    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a “V” mask/

  50. Larry King
    floyd
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to be that guy….but it would be Butthead

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