The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.20

May 12th, 2012 // 77 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. – laugh out loud, but all I say is, it hits you once you see the thumb.

I tossed in the Kim Kardashian one because it’s science fact,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden
    r,
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    they should just scan her bar code and settle the age debate for good.

  2. girl dylan
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    The eyes go to Kris, but the mind goes to Bruce.

  3. Courtney Stodden
    Jes
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    Who is she ?

    • Kristen Stewart, The

      I still don’t know what made this hags have any recognition. Aren’t there plenty of old hags married to young hags, in the US atleast is a common practice I thought? Her husband automatically makes her a hag when it should be that if you marry a young person they make you younger, no? Isn’t it how that works? Who is her hag husband too? Soooo many unanswered questions.

  4. Courtney Stodden
    Jes
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    oh sorry – ms. stodden

  5. Courtney Stodden
    lim
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    How sad is it that the mom looks younger than her.

  6. Cameron Diaz
    Frank Burns
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    Not my best comment of that week, but eh, okay.

  7. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    catapostrophe
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    Has Chloe Sevigny put on weight?

  8. Will Smith Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith
    Kat
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    They look like they’re going to a picnic and they all brought a blanket.

  9. Ron Perlman
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    i like the guy.

  10. Bristol Palin
    pretty stfu
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    didnt she have a kid when she was like 18 and single?
    and shes not married to the anyone yet right?
    my brain is gonna explode.

  11. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    pretty trauma
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    the poor sun is gonna be scarred for life.

  12. Ron Perlman
    zomgbie
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    for the paparazzi there are worse things than working the ron perlman dog walking shift.
    such as the rumer willis walking rumer willis shift.

  13. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    zomgbie
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    god even the palms of her hands are pleather.

  14. Simon Cowell
    Pine Table Fever
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    worst Bond villain ever.

  15. Bristol Palin
    Anonny
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    Just funny she’s called Bristol. Bristol is a really gross town in England >.

  16. Cameron Diaz
    wakawaka
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    she’s beautiful

  17. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    ketut
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    She’s 40??

  18. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    Phil
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    Braaaaainssss…..

  19. Phil
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    I ALWAYS have had Joann Whurley fantasies….

  20. Ron Perlman
    Phil
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    Dont you dare tell me this dog makes me look gay.

  21. Courtney Stodden
    floyd
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    After the eyelids, we apply frosting to the cake.

  22. Shia LaBeouf
    Sam
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    Good Looking?!
    He’s like the John Mayer of acting.

  23. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    Kristen Stewart, The
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    If you pull up the screen to where you can’t see her face, it could be anybody. Like, LiLo.

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