Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. – laugh out loud, but all I say is, it hits you once you see the thumb.
I tossed in the Kim Kardashian one because it’s science fact,
- The Superficial
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they should just scan her bar code and settle the age debate for good.
The eyes go to Kris, but the mind goes to Bruce.
Who is she ?
I still don’t know what made this hags have any recognition. Aren’t there plenty of old hags married to young hags, in the US atleast is a common practice I thought? Her husband automatically makes her a hag when it should be that if you marry a young person they make you younger, no? Isn’t it how that works? Who is her hag husband too? Soooo many unanswered questions.
Misspelled atleast…lol
oh sorry – ms. stodden
How sad is it that the mom looks younger than her.
Not my best comment of that week, but eh, okay.
Has Chloe Sevigny put on weight?
They look like they’re going to a picnic and they all brought a blanket.
i like the guy.
didnt she have a kid when she was like 18 and single?
and shes not married to the anyone yet right?
my brain is gonna explode.
the poor sun is gonna be scarred for life.
for the paparazzi there are worse things than working the ron perlman dog walking shift.
such as the rumer willis walking rumer willis shift.
god even the palms of her hands are pleather.
worst Bond villain ever.
Just funny she’s called Bristol. Bristol is a really gross town in England >.
she’s beautiful
She’s 40??
Braaaaainssss…..
I ALWAYS have had Joann Whurley fantasies….
Dont you dare tell me this dog makes me look gay.
After the eyelids, we apply frosting to the cake.
Good Looking?!
He’s like the John Mayer of acting.
If you pull up the screen to where you can’t see her face, it could be anybody. Like, LiLo.