The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.18

April 28th, 2012 // 45 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown as well as a fierce debate over the merits of Canada’s welfare system (Thanks for that, Octomom.) But you powered through and found clever ways to call these people; a shameless whore, fat, moronic, shameless whore again, boring, incontinent, hopeless drug addict, irrelevant, batshit, irrelevant again, reptilian, gay, ugly and back to shameless whore, or what we like to call Ground Zero around here.

*single tear rolls down cheek, golf claps* Well played faithful readers, well played,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  2. Octomom
    Nicki
    Commented on this photo:

    How does this crazy bitch still have those kids?

  3. Pippa Middleton
    Zabou
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    Thank you, that girl’s ass is unexistent

  4. Tyrese Gibson
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    Gold star, Doc! Nice one.

  5. Kim Kardashian
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    Beautiful,TomFrank. Really a strong batch from everyone this week :)

  6. Gerard Butler
    rantatonne
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    so. much. win.

  7. Pippa Middleton
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    Well done.

  8. Gerard Butler
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    Love it!

  9. Octomom
    Buddy The Elf
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    Yay she is moving across the Pond?

  10. Pauly D
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Goku?

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    Buddy The Elf
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    she is so fucking NASTY.

  12. Pippa Middleton
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    That’s kind of mean.
    But so very true..

  13. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    Buddy The Elf
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    “That’s my skull!
    I’m soo wasted!”

  14. Richard Grieco
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    KISS unmasked.

  15. Richard Grieco
    tombo
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, Prince sure has late himself… oh oops

  16. Octomom
    Mike Walker
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    A blight on old blighty.

  17. Pippa Middleton
    navvet
    Commented on this photo:

    pippa?

  18. Crispin Glover
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!

  19. Octomom
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    She was quoted on ABC News recently:

    “I hate ‘Octomom,’” she told “Good Morning America” in an interview. “I wanna’ take a freaking sledgehammer and crack her in half…”

    Pretty easy to find someone to take care of sledehammering Octomom, no?

  20. Octomom
    logan
    Commented on this photo:

    Just listening to this woman ramble on and on one knows that she has some sort of mental disorder. Dr. Drew had her on his show and he had to tell her to slow down and stay on subject. The fact that Children’s Services didn’t find any real problems doesn’t surprise me. Lindsay Lohan is still running free. You folks in California are in my prayers. You tax payers are forced to keep all these mental cases.

  21. Beyonce
    Deacon Jones
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    I don’t always go out in public without makeup, but when I do, I prefer to look like a rodeo clown.

  22. Lindsay Lohan
    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    this isn’t Lindsay Lohan, this is the genetic mutation from what used to be Lindsay Lohan.

  23. Pippa Middleton
    Blech
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    That guy there to the left doesn’t seem to like what he’s seeing up front either…

  24. Richard Grieco
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like Paul Stanley and David Spade had a love child.

  25. Beyonce
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Can she STOP with that disgusting hair colour already??

  26. Octomom
    ReelWorld
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    An insult to Brits everywhere. This woman taints the union jack simply by holding it….

  27. Pippa Middleton
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwwww. Really odd shape there. Pass.

  28. Sliver

    Can someone fix Octomom’s eyebrow’s already?

  29. Pauly D
    GeM
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how most steroid users look when they stop working out 12 times a day. Instant bloat.

  30. Octomom
    Justin Bleeber
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    She’s grotesque! Why are people paying her for nude pictures and porn. It’s disgusting and sad. If I was rich, I’d give her a million bucks, but only if she would promise not to appear on TV, the internet or in magazines ever again. She makes me want to vomit.

  31. Gerard Butler
    Havoc1701
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    John Belushi is looking pretty good these days.

  32. Pippa Middleton
    Winnie
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    Finally – other people are starting to be as confused as I have from the start. Great Butt? This women has no butt. Not to mention a face life a freaking horse.

  33. Jamie Lee Curtis
    Donald Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    sbc

  34. Pippa Middleton
    conoco
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no such word as ‘unexistent’, genius.

  35. Crispin Glover
    George McFly
    Commented on this photo:

    Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.

  36. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    ROFL!!!

  37. Lindsay Lohan
    Debutante
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    She’s morphing into a duck.

  38. Pippa Middleton
    Debutante
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    This chick is sooooo overrated.

  39. Beyonce
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    satanists, satanists and fake pregnancies everywhere

  40. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    That Shreck 3D is AWESOME!!

  41. Richard Grieco
    rockthrowinghipster
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a wizard formerly known as, auditioning for Texas Ranger.

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