Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown as well as a fierce debate over the merits of Canada’s welfare system (Thanks for that, Octomom.) But you powered through and found clever ways to call these people; a shameless whore, fat, moronic, shameless whore again, boring, incontinent, hopeless drug addict, irrelevant, batshit, irrelevant again, reptilian, gay, ugly and back to shameless whore, or what we like to call Ground Zero around here.
*single tear rolls down cheek, golf claps* Well played faithful readers, well played,
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How does this crazy bitch still have those kids?
Thank you, that girl’s ass is unexistent
It reminds me of my boyfriend’s ass.
Gold star, Doc! Nice one.
So nice to get positive reinforcement for posting extremely rude & juvenile commentary.
Beautiful,TomFrank. Really a strong batch from everyone this week :)
so. much. win.
Well done.
Love it!
Yay she is moving across the Pond?
Goku?
Doucheball Z
she is so fucking NASTY.
That’s kind of mean.
But so very true..
“That’s my skull!
I’m soo wasted!”
KISS unmasked.
Man, Prince sure has late himself… oh oops
A blight on old blighty.
pippa?
LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!
She was quoted on ABC News recently:
“I hate ‘Octomom,’” she told “Good Morning America” in an interview. “I wanna’ take a freaking sledgehammer and crack her in half…”
Pretty easy to find someone to take care of sledehammering Octomom, no?
Just listening to this woman ramble on and on one knows that she has some sort of mental disorder. Dr. Drew had her on his show and he had to tell her to slow down and stay on subject. The fact that Children’s Services didn’t find any real problems doesn’t surprise me. Lindsay Lohan is still running free. You folks in California are in my prayers. You tax payers are forced to keep all these mental cases.
I don’t always go out in public without makeup, but when I do, I prefer to look like a rodeo clown.
Who the fuck mimiced my quote?
Newbies!
this isn’t Lindsay Lohan, this is the genetic mutation from what used to be Lindsay Lohan.
That guy there to the left doesn’t seem to like what he’s seeing up front either…
It’s like Paul Stanley and David Spade had a love child.
Can she STOP with that disgusting hair colour already??
An insult to Brits everywhere. This woman taints the union jack simply by holding it….
Ewwwww. Really odd shape there. Pass.
Can someone fix Octomom’s eyebrow’s already?
This is how most steroid users look when they stop working out 12 times a day. Instant bloat.
She’s grotesque! Why are people paying her for nude pictures and porn. It’s disgusting and sad. If I was rich, I’d give her a million bucks, but only if she would promise not to appear on TV, the internet or in magazines ever again. She makes me want to vomit.
John Belushi is looking pretty good these days.
Finally – other people are starting to be as confused as I have from the start. Great Butt? This women has no butt. Not to mention a face life a freaking horse.
sbc
There’s no such word as ‘unexistent’, genius.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.
ROFL!!!
She’s morphing into a duck.
This chick is sooooo overrated.
satanists, satanists and fake pregnancies everywhere
That Shreck 3D is AWESOME!!
Looks like a wizard formerly known as, auditioning for Texas Ranger.