Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut because lili84 is absolutely right: It was begging to be done. So kudos to her for possessing the Internet balls (And/or the female equivalent of huge brass ones. Steel curtains? I’m going with steel curtains.) to grab the Skars-bull by the penis-horn. Not that I imagine him as some sort of wild, untameable steer who will never break no matter how hard you buck him or anything. That’s probably something you just projected onto this post. You’re obsessed, alright? Just come to terms with it.
I’ll be your Swedish Fish, Mr. Northman BOOBS! I love boobs!
- The Superficial
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Ha ha! Nicely done!
LOL
disfuckingusting!!!!
What a fantastically unflattering fugly foto!
HA!
“If you think I look bad, just wait till you smell my breath!”
Ha! That’s perfect!
Awesome – just awesome.
I remember the days when the mainstream media were trying to make us believe she was a beautiful girl. This is why I love Internet today.
My brother had a major crush on her. Of course, he married a psycho… so there you have it, his taste in women.
I just don’t see why people think he’s attractive.
Its the guys who love him and want to do him in every sexual position available. I prefer guys like Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Kit Harington.
You’re kidding, right? He’s gorgeous. His body…. *drooling… he has that whole Swedish viking thing going on. He’s a MAN… and we’ve see it ALL.
perfect!
Awesome reference.
Nicely done.
She is a master cocksucker.
Nice!
Wonder if the daughter will be doing movie topless by the time she’s 13 like her mom did?
Yep. Yep, I see it.
Ha!
Holy crap, this is … Wow. Good one!
LOL!
Fucked up! But, yeah… Sigh.
Agreed, Trek Girl. He just strikes me as the douchey guy at any bar…
She’s seems genuinely suprised.
OOOOWEEEEEEENNNNN
I’m running her bath as of this minute.
Perfect.
(Gary Busey’s voice)
EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Thanks Fish, I can die happy now.
/bucketlistcomplete
Good one.
So very likely true. :/
I’m going to get you my pretty…and your little dog too
Is that Amber Rose?? She’s skinny.
*facepalm*
Kobra Khan needs a better wig.
Jesus Christ. Kill it before it lays eggs!
“I’m not saying it was aliens… but it was aliens”
hehehe
nom nom nom
I love her, I really do.
I’d do her in an instant. I think she would be wild in bed.
FYI, people that are always on the verge of passing out make lousy lays. Plus, there’s the additional hassles of either cleaning up the vomit, having to pin that “I overdosed” note to them before you drop them off at the ER, or disposing of the body. Pass.
No doubt you’d be done in an instant as well.
haha…because he’s a fat fuck.
so, where’s the pic of her pupils dilated while wanders aimlessly?
She looks exactly like a poorly made wax figure of Joan Rivers…two facelifts ago!
What, they are not allowed to dip their beak a little? Seriously, if I were NA I would be cashing in too. They have had three hundred years of getting the rough end of the pineapple, is it going to kill America to let them have some casinos and cigarette shops now? I say they should go for it.
no one is denying them casinos and cigs – just wondering why their outrage is so, er, $elective
Looks like her dad in drag. Scary.
She looks sweaty as usual.
Jesus!!!!
HEY YOU !!! What do you mean I should of saved my daddys money and not gotten the NOSE JOB ? TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!!
“Not the mama!”
http://bit.ly/x8Vaxl
those 2 guys are probably disappointed that she didnt sign her autograph on their paper as ‘black widow’.
Hello Lewises!Joan here, Queasy would like for Shane to come over this afternoon and since my phone with your nuembr died and I have long since lost the slip of paper it was written on so ..if you still have OUR nuembr give us a call and let’s see if we can get our guys together!Do I have to post about politics to make this a valid entry? If so, well, I liked Fred Thompson so I reckon I won’t be voting in this election. JUST KIDDING about not voting. A recent survey that does an auto match up with your views resulted in a Huckabee/Romney toss up .
That crying sound Fran Drescher did on the Nanny, after seeing this the sound is more appropriate here than out of Franny.
I always knew aliens are among us, this is proof.