Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut because lili84 is absolutely right: It was begging to be done. So kudos to her for possessing the Internet balls (And/or the female equivalent of huge brass ones. Steel curtains? I’m going with steel curtains.) to grab the Skars-bull by the penis-horn. Not that I imagine him as some sort of wild, untameable steer who will never break no matter how hard you buck him or anything. That’s probably something you just projected onto this post. You’re obsessed, alright? Just come to terms with it.
I’ll be your Swedish Fish, Mr. Northman BOOBS! I love boobs!
- The Superficial
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I just felt my penis retreating back into my body, and then I realized I don’t even have one. Well played, Donna.
Huuuuuge vagina!
I see Leelee Sobieski and Spock
Completely forgettable face. He has a forehead like a billboard.
But body compensates for face. A male Blake Lively, if you will..
For a brief, glorious moment I was very proud to read my name on The Superficial’s front page – that was until I realized that spot is usually occupied by Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and OMG GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
Tori Spelling is as ugly as you can be without being retarded.
She looks exactly like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Swallow your soul, swallow your soul!!!
I thought Divine was dead!?!?!
quuirky-di-dum, quirky-di-do
…and the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race is….!
she’s got a five-head
Who is he and why should I care??
(GREAT title, tho, Fish!)
When does production begin on ‘Herpes: The Love Bugs II?”
All of her fathers billions cant fix that face .
HOLY FUCK !!! that face !
I wonder if she passed on that ugly face to her kids
The kids fully took took her hubby’s features
Aliens
http://www.musicasinfantis80.xpg.com.br/VovoMafaldaIndex3.jpg
AHAHAHA I thought I was going to fart and look another kid popped out AHAHAHAHA
GROSS. She shoots up between her toes that’s why you can’t see the tracks on her arms. She looks like Amy Winehouse with .01% of the talent and hit with the uglystick to boot.
She looks like Jacki Stallone!!!
How did Herman’s Head get his picture taken? He must have stolen those dicks. I mean mics.
“I ATE MY BABY! HAHAHAHAHAHSJDSKAJBJSAKBBBBBHHAHAHAHA!!!”
Everything said is true, but damn she has some nice REAL boobs.
Haha, this picture is mean. She is such a kind hearted person
Wow! Great to find a post kcnonkig my socks off!
BAHAHAHAHA
kool shit for sure
wow, what a happy and healthy mk-ultra vict…ehm, daughter!
“The size of the tits that squished my face.”
“Dearly departed…”
“My plastic surgeon gave my face a nice, relaxed look. right?”
“mother knows best…”
The child looks sad/lost.
Why wasn’t she in the lord of the rings? No need to create a CGI Gollum.
(I like her – dunno why i’m being this cruel)