The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.17

April 21st, 2012 // 95 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut because lili84 is absolutely right: It was begging to be done. So kudos to her for possessing the Internet balls (And/or the female equivalent of huge brass ones. Steel curtains? I’m going with steel curtains.) to grab the Skars-bull by the penis-horn. Not that I imagine him as some sort of wild, untameable steer who will never break no matter how hard you buck him or anything. That’s probably something you just projected onto this post. You’re obsessed, alright? Just come to terms with it.

I’ll be your Swedish Fish, Mr. Northman BOOBS! I love boobs!

- The Superficial

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  1. Tori Spelling
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    I just felt my penis retreating back into my body, and then I realized I don’t even have one. Well played, Donna.

  2. Val Kilmer
    Larry David
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    Huuuuuge vagina!

  3. Leelee Sobieski
    Mama Pinkus
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    I see Leelee Sobieski and Spock

  4. Alexander Skarsgard Ridiculously Photogenetic
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    Completely forgettable face. He has a forehead like a billboard.

  5. For a brief, glorious moment I was very proud to read my name on The Superficial’s front page – that was until I realized that spot is usually occupied by Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and OMG GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

  6. misterfister

    Tori Spelling is as ugly as you can be without being retarded.

  7. Tori Spelling
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    She looks exactly like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

  8. Tori Spelling
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    Swallow your soul, swallow your soul!!!

  9. Tori Spelling
    Jake Ryan
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    I thought Divine was dead!?!?!

  10. Robert Downey Jr Plaid Suit Sneakers
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    quuirky-di-dum, quirky-di-do

  11. Tori Spelling
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    …and the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race is….!

  12. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
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    she’s got a five-head

  13. William Ragsdale
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    Who is he and why should I care??
    (GREAT title, tho, Fish!)

  14. Lindsay Lohan
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    When does production begin on ‘Herpes: The Love Bugs II?”

  15. SeeAlice

    All of her fathers billions cant fix that face .

  16. Tori Spelling
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    HOLY FUCK !!! that face !

    I wonder if she passed on that ugly face to her kids

  17. Val Kilmer
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  18. Tori Spelling
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    AHAHAHA I thought I was going to fart and look another kid popped out AHAHAHAHA

  19. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
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    GROSS. She shoots up between her toes that’s why you can’t see the tracks on her arms. She looks like Amy Winehouse with .01% of the talent and hit with the uglystick to boot.

  20. Tori Spelling
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    She looks like Jacki Stallone!!!

  21. William Ragsdale
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    How did Herman’s Head get his picture taken? He must have stolen those dicks. I mean mics.

  22. Tori Spelling
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  23. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
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    Everything said is true, but damn she has some nice REAL boobs.

  24. Tori Spelling
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    Haha, this picture is mean. She is such a kind hearted person

  25. Jaya

    Wow! Great to find a post kcnonkig my socks off!

  26. Tori Spelling
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  27. William Ragsdale
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    kool shit for sure

  28. Brooke Shields
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    wow, what a happy and healthy mk-ultra vict…ehm, daughter!

  29. Val Kilmer
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    “The size of the tits that squished my face.”

  30. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
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    “Dearly departed…”

  31. Lindsay Lohan
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    “My plastic surgeon gave my face a nice, relaxed look. right?”

  32. Brooke Shields
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    “mother knows best…”
    The child looks sad/lost.

  33. Leelee Sobieski
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    Why wasn’t she in the lord of the rings? No need to create a CGI Gollum.

    (I like her – dunno why i’m being this cruel)

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