The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.17

April 21st, 2012 // 95 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut because lili84 is absolutely right: It was begging to be done. So kudos to her for possessing the Internet balls (And/or the female equivalent of huge brass ones. Steel curtains? I’m going with steel curtains.) to grab the Skars-bull by the penis-horn. Not that I imagine him as some sort of wild, untameable steer who will never break no matter how hard you buck him or anything. That’s probably something you just projected onto this post. You’re obsessed, alright? Just come to terms with it.

I’ll be your Swedish Fish, Mr. Northman BOOBS! I love boobs!

- The Superficial

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard Ridiculously Photogenetic
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha! Nicely done!

  2. Robert Downey Jr Plaid Suit Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  3. Tori Spelling
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    disfuckingusting!!!!

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    HA!

  5. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you think I look bad, just wait till you smell my breath!”

  6. Val Kilmer
    Trek Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! That’s perfect!

  7. Scarlett Johansson
    Trek Girl
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    Awesome – just awesome.

  8. Tori Spelling
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember the days when the mainstream media were trying to make us believe she was a beautiful girl. This is why I love Internet today.

    • Blech

      My brother had a major crush on her. Of course, he married a psycho… so there you have it, his taste in women.

  9. Alexander Skarsgard Ridiculously Photogenetic
    Trek Girl
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    I just don’t see why people think he’s attractive.

    • Girl

      Its the guys who love him and want to do him in every sexual position available. I prefer guys like Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Kit Harington.

      • browny

        You’re kidding, right? He’s gorgeous. His body…. *drooling… he has that whole Swedish viking thing going on. He’s a MAN… and we’ve see it ALL.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    cutthecrap
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    perfect!

  11. Tori Spelling
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    Awesome reference.

  12. Val Kilmer
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    Nicely done.

  13. William Ragsdale
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    She is a master cocksucker.

  14. Lindsay Lohan
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    Nice!

  15. Brooke Shields
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    Wonder if the daughter will be doing movie topless by the time she’s 13 like her mom did?

  16. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. Yep, I see it.

  17. William Ragsdale
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha!

  18. Lindsay Lohan
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap, this is … Wow. Good one!

  19. Scarlett Johansson
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  20. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucked up! But, yeah… Sigh.

  21. Alexander Skarsgard Ridiculously Photogenetic
    Blech
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    Agreed, Trek Girl. He just strikes me as the douchey guy at any bar…

  22. Scarlett Johansson
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    She’s seems genuinely suprised.

  23. Tori Spelling
    ASDF
    Commented on this photo:

    OOOOWEEEEEEENNNNN

  24. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
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    I’m running her bath as of this minute.

  25. Leelee Sobieski
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    Perfect.

  26. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    (Gary Busey’s voice)

    EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    EEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

  27. Robert Downey Jr Plaid Suit Sneakers
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks Fish, I can die happy now.

    /bucketlistcomplete

  28. Pussycat Dolls
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    Good one.

  29. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    So very likely true. :/

  30. Tori Spelling
    Margaret Hamilton
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to get you my pretty…and your little dog too

  31. Pussycat Dolls
    nico
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Amber Rose?? She’s skinny.

  32. Tori Spelling
    PandaThunder
    Commented on this photo:

    Kobra Khan needs a better wig.

  33. Tori Spelling
    fuck you
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ. Kill it before it lays eggs!

  34. Val Kilmer
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not saying it was aliens… but it was aliens”

  35. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Coachella
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    hehehe

  36. Tori Spelling
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    nom nom nom

  37. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
    Girl
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    I love her, I really do.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk
    Stupid
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    I’d do her in an instant. I think she would be wild in bed.

    • FYI, people that are always on the verge of passing out make lousy lays. Plus, there’s the additional hassles of either cleaning up the vomit, having to pin that “I overdosed” note to them before you drop them off at the ER, or disposing of the body. Pass.

    • Jonas Grumby

      No doubt you’d be done in an instant as well.

  39. Val Kilmer
    Hugh Gentry
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    haha…because he’s a fat fuck.

  40. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    so, where’s the pic of her pupils dilated while wanders aimlessly?

  41. Tori Spelling
    BeBo Wobbley
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks exactly like a poorly made wax figure of Joan Rivers…two facelifts ago!

  42. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume
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    What, they are not allowed to dip their beak a little? Seriously, if I were NA I would be cashing in too. They have had three hundred years of getting the rough end of the pineapple, is it going to kill America to let them have some casinos and cigarette shops now? I say they should go for it.

  43. Tori Spelling
    W.C. Fields
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like her dad in drag. Scary.

  44. Scarlett Johansson
    W.C. Fields
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sweaty as usual.

  45. Tori Spelling
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus!!!!

  46. Tori Spelling
    growler
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY YOU !!! What do you mean I should of saved my daddys money and not gotten the NOSE JOB ? TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!!

  47. Brittany

    “Not the mama!”
    http://bit.ly/x8Vaxl

  48. Scarlett Johansson
    pretty vacant
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    those 2 guys are probably disappointed that she didnt sign her autograph on their paper as ‘black widow’.

    • Yade

      Hello Lewises!Joan here, Queasy would like for Shane to come over this afternoon and since my phone with your nuembr died and I have long since lost the slip of paper it was written on so ..if you still have OUR nuembr give us a call and let’s see if we can get our guys together!Do I have to post about politics to make this a valid entry? If so, well, I liked Fred Thompson so I reckon I won’t be voting in this election. JUST KIDDING about not voting. A recent survey that does an auto match up with your views resulted in a Huckabee/Romney toss up .

  49. Tori Spelling
    JK
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    That crying sound Fran Drescher did on the Nanny, after seeing this the sound is more appropriate here than out of Franny.

  50. Tori Spelling
    whosyourdaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I always knew aliens are among us, this is proof.

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