The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Maybe.) On that note, you might want to mentally prepare yourself for reading the worst thing anything could possibly say about Charlize Theron. I literally balked only to turn around and include it because pageviews are my pimp and I am but its lowly whore.
I’m back on the curb, I’m back on the curb! Jesus…
– The Superficial
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