Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Maybe.) On that note, you might want to mentally prepare yourself for reading the worst thing anything could possibly say about Charlize Theron. I literally balked only to turn around and include it because pageviews are my pimp and I am but its lowly whore.
I’m back on the curb, I’m back on the curb! Jesus…
- The Superficial
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Haha
Hey, I didn’t mean to be mean. But I saw the thumbnail, thought it was January Jones, and decided to go with that.
I hear Charlize has a pretty healthy sense of humor; this came off more as a comment on January’s everyday frozen-over demeanor than Theron’s airport deadpan.
Nice!
Bob has been grinding that ax so long, he still refuses to spell Walken’s name correctly, even when he speaks it.
I cant tell which one you are talking about.
Brilliant!
There were “brothas’ in Middle Earth, and Peter Jackson had them all play orcs.
BERK!
Brilliant!
Hahaha!
Eminem is finally growing out his hair?
Cute how they coordinated boots.
awww isn’t she cute
they should make a remake except with kanye playing the retard
Should I be depressed at the level of satisfaction and vindication I feel at making most important people for the first time?
hehehe Nah!
I would feel it too. Siiigh. :D
not a whole helluva lot of competish…see previous featured comment for proof – the epi-pen one
Wouldn’t require much acting then :-D
You must pay the toll to cross the bridge!
dude, that was my line here three days ago…!
…and others who posted it numerous times before that…
true dat
wow, I lover her body. She was great in YOGAPEOPLEMEET
Hi Y’all! How d’ya like my new tablecloth?
hey ya’ll. how you like my good hand?
sometimes it’s better to die young.
somewhere a 13 year old boy just got an erection. the rest of us yawned.
Believe me….I’m not 13, and my 9.5 inches stood right to attention.
its ok, you can put your arm down now..
It only let me like this comment one time =(
What’s the deal? She’s old enough….
mmmmmmm…
He has to choose a diamond ring this big.
Saruman all up in my coolaid talking ’bout don’t know the flavor . . . .
Wolverine needs more dance kicks!
she was all “waz up?” and I was like “yo you got a fat blouse!”
somewhere in the world a 13 year old boy just . . .aw forget it.
this chick looks like every cashier at the Royal Farms.
So let a terrorist try and blow up the ocean . . cuase I’m ready!
“Ya ya, it was funny when she pushed out the baby and it looked like me!” (in heavy Austrian accent)
“This is my ‘O’ face!”
you know I never believed it before, but maybe sometimes God does make mistakes.
“Hey guys. I see the bulges in your pants.”
“I’ll pay you $10 if you can get an erection.”
My greatest acting role was in Zoolander.
“woot! woot!”
nothing in the belly, just one in the trunk
nice boots on the octotwat, lots of snow around I see
“Yeah, gimme 500 extra hot buffalo wings. Oh, and a diet coke. I’m watchin’ my weight.”
:D
I didn’t know strip-tennis existed.
There is so much wrong with her proportions. It’s as though she was kneeling on her shoes, trying to look like a child.
WOOF.
you are quoting monica bellucci dude
ahahahahah. When I first saw the picture I thought “Shrimp cocktail”
I see the douche nozzle but where is the douche hose?
She looks like a dude in this picture.
She actually has a pretty mannish body.
courtney?
Gary Busey?
Funny I thought of Gary Busey when I saw this as well.
I can’t sit down in the car right now because last night it was this long and it hurt..
gawd, she looks like she is going down again…