Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie story but for a far, far greater offense. Namely Kim Kardashian having sex with Kanye West the way he likes it enough times that he agreed to let her basically announce their relationship right into the Easter news vacuum so it’s all anyone will talk about. If Jesus actually existed, I’m pretty sure he’d go, “You know, that cross business doesn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.” That or he’d make it rain and go, “Look at me, I’m Ray J!” It’s a coin toss.
See you Monday,
- The Superficial
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Hilarious.
According to the reaction in his pants he can tell the difference. And by reaction, I mean BONER. That is all.
Look at those arms – it’s like a female Jonah Hill.
He’s looking at her as if to say, “I thought we agreed on extra gay”.
And it rhymes too. Damn.
Win.
???
Boo.
Epic.
I’ve finished about two thirds of the comment and can’t wait to see how it turns out!
lol
mmmmBACK SCRATCHERS!
thanks for the laugh Dr. McBeef!
First one that’s actually funny xD
Hahahaha
MOO
I’d eat the corn out of her poo. That doesn’t make me gay….right?
This reminds me why I come to this site….those celebrity beauty & glamour shots. It gives all us mortals something to aspire to.
Perhaps this honor makes up for all the Burger comments that get deleted.
The cancer stick makes that final special touch to this spring season outfit.
It’s hard to suck in upper thighs.
hahaha
Epic.
Looks like one of those “Fake Shemps”.
TLDR
I’m surprised you bothered to click on the gallery in the first place, Doc. Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that you said “the MIPOTI is major league ‘tarded”?
Hahahahaah!
Leann Rimes get your Ass Home!!! And Leave That poor Guy Alone!!
Suck it B***,hhaha
It’s a wash either way, hey. I say we scrap her for parts.
And by “candy” he really means “cocaine”.
He’s carrying his sperm in that bottle for Carrie Underwood’s under hedge.
Now that he can bang fertile women not-so-secretly, the world has opened up like the Kardashian’s legs for this douchebag.
He was holding something else big and black the other night while making that exact same expression. This is deja vu for both him and Kim Kardashian.
Those fingers have entered every female orifice in Hollywood.
Look at that creature on the far left. It’s like Lindsay Lohan, 40 days from now.
I still think a gay alcoholic is preferable to a Scientologist who jumps on Oprah’s sofa over a Dawson’s bitch.
Thank the lord, she’s blonde again!
Why is Curly a few rows back and black? What went wrong?
Look at them not even walking closely together or talking. Maybe herpes is airborne now.
what a great irony, eh… Fish bashes every single organized religion….yet takes every religious holiday off from work………hmm……must be hard typing for a living…….
Like most of us on Easter, Fish likes to paint his balls like Easter eggs, then cover himself in dirt in someone’s backyard in hopes someone on an Easter Egg Hunt will grab at his sack. I’m already painted up and ready to go, but since I’ve already used all my neighbor’s yards, I’ll be coming to your place this year. Just be sure and dig me out before you mow the yard.
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I made 4 thousand dollars on the internet last week!! Send me 4 thousand dollars and I’ll tell you how!
I’d motorboat those butt cheeks
You, sir, should seek an exorcist.
Sometimes, you gotta know when to go !
LOVE THIS!!!!
Best comment so far.
This is definitely one of the funnier comments I’ve read in a while.
Perfect.
What a major jackass, what do people see in this asshole?
We never said we saw anything in him. Major douchenozzle goof.
I did just read this in Fez’s voice.
Hey, it’s Douche and a Half man…
LOL true say
The weight gain I can work with but that face!!!
Kutcher is a little old to still be playing the dumbass teenager schtick, maybe it is just him and he will never grow old. Maybe that is what Demi sw in him , a perpetual teenager. I, for one, am tired of his act and was never a fan of his anyway. The only good roles he and Sean Penn ever had were as stoners, because it was only then they could be themselves… stupid!
sean penn has more range though.
he can be pissed off and he can cry.
Hilarious.