The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.15

April 6th, 2012 // 74 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie story but for a far, far greater offense. Namely Kim Kardashian having sex with Kanye West the way he likes it enough times that he agreed to let her basically announce their relationship right into the Easter news vacuum so it’s all anyone will talk about. If Jesus actually existed, I’m pretty sure he’d go, “You know, that cross business doesn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.” That or he’d make it rain and go, “Look at me, I’m Ray J!” It’s a coin toss.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tim Tebow Manicure Pedicure
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    Hilarious.

  2. Will.i.am
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    According to the reaction in his pants he can tell the difference. And by reaction, I mean BONER. That is all.

  3. Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery Swollen Face
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    Look at those arms – it’s like a female Jonah Hill.

  4. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
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    He’s looking at her as if to say, “I thought we agreed on extra gay”.
    And it rhymes too. Damn.

  5. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Win.

  6. Kendall Jenner Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    catapostrophe
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    ???

  7. Paula Abdul
    catapostrophe
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    Boo.

  8. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
    catapostrophe
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    Epic.

    I’ve finished about two thirds of the comment and can’t wait to see how it turns out!

  9. Wilmer Valderrama
    Deacon Jones
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    lol

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Bikini Kourtney Kardashian
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    mmmmBACK SCRATCHERS!

  11. Tim Tebow Manicure Pedicure
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    thanks for the laugh Dr. McBeef!

  12. Tim Tebow Manicure Pedicure
    Isa
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    First one that’s actually funny xD

  13. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
    Isa
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    Hahahaha

  14. Kim Kardashian Butt Bikini Kourtney Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  15. Billy Crystal
    Cock Dr
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    This reminds me why I come to this site….those celebrity beauty & glamour shots. It gives all us mortals something to aspire to.

  16. Tim Tebow Manicure Pedicure
    Cock Dr
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    Perhaps this honor makes up for all the Burger comments that get deleted.

  17. Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery Swollen Face
    Cock Dr
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    The cancer stick makes that final special touch to this spring season outfit.

  18. Deena Cortese
    Cock Dr
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    It’s hard to suck in upper thighs.

  19. Andrew Garfield Naked Under Spider-Man Suit
    Buddy the Elf
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    hahaha

  20. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Epic.

  21. Billy Crystal
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Looks like one of those “Fake Shemps”.

  22. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
    Richard McBeef
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    TLDR

    • I’m surprised you bothered to click on the gallery in the first place, Doc. Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that you said “the MIPOTI is major league ‘tarded”?

  23. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Hahahahaah!

  24. Will.i.am
    Lizzy
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    Leann Rimes get your Ass Home!!! And Leave That poor Guy Alone!!

  25. Andrew Garfield Naked Under Spider-Man Suit
    Lizzy
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    Suck it B***,hhaha

  26. Tara Reid
    CranAppleSnapple
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    It’s a wash either way, hey. I say we scrap her for parts.

  27. Wilmer Valderrama
    Cock Dr
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    And by “candy” he really means “cocaine”.

  28. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
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    He’s carrying his sperm in that bottle for Carrie Underwood’s under hedge.
    Now that he can bang fertile women not-so-secretly, the world has opened up like the Kardashian’s legs for this douchebag.

  29. Michael Bay
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    He was holding something else big and black the other night while making that exact same expression. This is deja vu for both him and Kim Kardashian.

  30. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
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    Those fingers have entered every female orifice in Hollywood.

  31. Billy Crystal
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    Look at that creature on the far left. It’s like Lindsay Lohan, 40 days from now.

  32. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
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    I still think a gay alcoholic is preferable to a Scientologist who jumps on Oprah’s sofa over a Dawson’s bitch.

  33. Katherine Heigl
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    Thank the lord, she’s blonde again!

  34. Billy Crystal
    Kissinger
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    Why is Curly a few rows back and black? What went wrong?

  35. Kendall Jenner Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
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    Look at them not even walking closely together or talking. Maybe herpes is airborne now.

  36. modemscrotum

    what a great irony, eh… Fish bashes every single organized religion….yet takes every religious holiday off from work………hmm……must be hard typing for a living…….

  37. easy money

    I made 4 thousand dollars on the internet last week!! Send me 4 thousand dollars and I’ll tell you how!

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt Bikini Kourtney Kardashian
    easy money
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    I’d motorboat those butt cheeks

  39. Suzanne Somers
    Brundle- Fly
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    Sometimes, you gotta know when to go !

  40. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless
    Mamamia
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    LOVE THIS!!!!

  41. Billy Crystal
    Mamamia
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    Best comment so far.

  42. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
    Rosalie
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    This is definitely one of the funnier comments I’ve read in a while.

  43. Tim Tebow Manicure Pedicure
    Rosalie
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    Perfect.

  44. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
    KK-Hater
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    What a major jackass, what do people see in this asshole?

  45. Wilmer Valderrama
    Maruli
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    I did just read this in Fez’s voice.

  46. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
    jrod
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    Hey, it’s Douche and a Half man…

  47. Deena Cortese
    baccusvd
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    LOL true say

  48. Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery Swollen Face
    stacy
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    The weight gain I can work with but that face!!!

  49. Ashton Kutcher Western Clothing
    Radadoon
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    Kutcher is a little old to still be playing the dumbass teenager schtick, maybe it is just him and he will never grow old. Maybe that is what Demi sw in him , a perpetual teenager. I, for one, am tired of his act and was never a fan of his anyway. The only good roles he and Sean Penn ever had were as stoners, because it was only then they could be themselves… stupid!

  50. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless
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    Hilarious.

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