Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie story but for a far, far greater offense. Namely Kim Kardashian having sex with Kanye West the way he likes it enough times that he agreed to let her basically announce their relationship right into the Easter news vacuum so it’s all anyone will talk about. If Jesus actually existed, I’m pretty sure he’d go, “You know, that cross business doesn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.” That or he’d make it rain and go, “Look at me, I’m Ray J!” It’s a coin toss.
See you Monday,
- The Superficial