The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

March 31st, 2012 // 87 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.

On that note, everyone needs to scope out Shasta’s commenter page which is just full of ridiculous photo gems that make the new comment threads worth their weight in the occasional beaver shot I have to moderate out. Also, someone of you haven’t figured out that you need to register to vote on comments, so do that if you want to be part of our little democratic slut archipelago and soon the most thumbs up’d comments will be highlighted right in the thread. It’ll mouth sex your socks off.

*slashes the letter Z into Photo Boy’s shirt*

- The Superficial

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  1. Elaine Lancaster Joe Francis Mario Lopez
    hbw
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    Of course the tranny picks asshole over douchebag. What did you expect?

  2. Paris Hilton
    meh
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    And here we see Paris Hilton meeting her chest twin.

  3. Paris Hilton
    meh
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    The wonk eye is in full force I see, or rather I squint.

  4. Paris Hilton
    meh
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    And finally Paris comes face to face with something that has even more white priviledge than she does.

  5. Paris Hilton
    meh
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    She’s trying to read the writing on the wall, unfortunately they don’t make brail for braindead whores.

  6. Paris Hilton
    meh
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    Ok that’s all I’ve got. (What the UPS guy says to Paris when he drops off her monthly truckload of Zorivax).

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    Brooke
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    Just thought I would point out that this isn’t a camel toe. More like a horse hoof.

  8. George Lucas
    bernard
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    SAAB!

  9. Jude Law
    Brooke
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    Wow, what caused him to make that face? It’s incredible.

  10. Steven Tyler
    bernard
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    Wow, awesome combination walker & wheelchair

  11. Josh Duhamel
    Brooke
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    Ha!

  12. Jude Law
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    See,
    I do so have tits

  13. James Franco
    Brooke
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    This would be funny had Fish not already pointed out the likeness…

  14. Josh Duhamel
    bernard
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    something smells fishy on mohawk island

  15. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    blablabla
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    fake boobs, fake hair color, tons of make up, had sex with an old grandpa for what ? to get famous ? doing what ? parade as an object of lust ?…. Poor woman, i couldn t possibly envy or admire someone with such low self esteem…. and brains ! …

  16. Paris Hilton
    blablabla
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    this useless white trash is still alive ? … There is no God !

  17. Pink Middle Finger
    blablabla
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    Que badass pink !

  18. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    We have all seen her naked and watched her sex tape. Why bother showing her with any type of clothes on?

  19. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    King Diamond
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    Again, I can’t get over Demis Rousos look with shaved beard and dyed hair blonde.

  20. Tim Tebow
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    someone pop this guys cherry for chrissake, his bulge is about to explode

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
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    Khaleesi?

  22. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
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    Right now Tiger Woods is saying “Jessica Simpson stole all the grass for the Masters tournament? Damn all these white bitches!”

  23. January Jones
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    I think she needs to pop some more placenta. Or she needs to buy a soul.

  24. Paris Hilton
    BAHAH
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    I like the bitch’s dress, but that is all.

  25. January Jones
    Lucille's
    Commented on this photo:

    spoiler alert…

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