Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.
On that note, everyone needs to scope out Shasta’s commenter page which is just full of ridiculous photo gems that make the new comment threads worth their weight in the occasional beaver shot I have to moderate out. Also, someone of you haven’t figured out that you need to register to vote on comments, so do that if you want to be part of our little democratic slut archipelago and soon the most thumbs up’d comments will be highlighted right in the thread. It’ll mouth sex your socks off.
*slashes the letter Z into Photo Boy’s shirt*
- The Superficial