Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.
On that note, everyone needs to scope out Shasta’s commenter page which is just full of ridiculous photo gems that make the new comment threads worth their weight in the occasional beaver shot I have to moderate out. Also, someone of you haven’t figured out that you need to register to vote on comments, so do that if you want to be part of our little democratic slut archipelago and soon the most thumbs up’d comments will be highlighted right in the thread. It’ll mouth sex your socks off.
*slashes the letter Z into Photo Boy’s shirt*
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Terrific. And now begins the deluge of Shasta copycats, infesting the comment threads with “photo gems” *cough*. It’ll be like having to navigate through public-park minefields of dog turds…only with more turd.
That one makes me jealous.
The comment, not the cape.
He looks like sheryl crow’s mom
And then the lord said: BEHOLD TARP JESUS! And it was green…
I watched that movie for a buck back in the ’80s. The Gay Blade was actually Zorro’s flamboyant twin Bunny Wigglesworth.
The man is a giant among little people.
There’s no incorrect answer, right?
Best for last.
Not THAT well.
BAZINGA!
so friggin funny :D
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha, he looks exactly like Axl Rose xD Best comment so far…
Thanks for the mention, thanks for letting us post and thanks for checking out the photos I enjoy making them.
All that effort at a grand entrance and still no one’s looking at him.
Did Fergie do this to him?
he applies vaseline on his forearms before a fisting session…else his skin would be gone as well!
that nancy sinatra song should be like her real life leitmotif music for when she’s just walkin around every day in real life
These boots were made for waddling?
he was awesome in PCU
he was but know he’s a royal dutch. One of the celebrities i would want to punch in the face
a royal dutch? like queen beatrix?
wow he does look like sheryl crow’s mom
if this guy really gets that sweet hollywood pussy there really is hope for all us fat boy lunchboxes after all
whoops! I dropped my magnum condoms for my monster dong
willvin axco federose doin it for justice! and the ladies!
manning shoulda went to SF…
the jets are gonna be pricelessly funny this year.
i don’t mind cheering for this guy but i feel so bad for all the mets and jets fans. didn’t exactly think things through w their lives.
inspired!
i just threw a retroactive grade 10 D&D boner
I mentioned in one of yesterday’s posts that I can only vote on certain comments. I’m not registered but I can still vote on most. It just seems to be random comments that have the option greyed out.
Brilliant, Sir William, brilliant
Hey Leave Danny a Lone, he has never done any thing to you. He is one of the Good Guys
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best comment ever!
Geez, Get a few ropes and tent poles and you can sleep six.
Derrrrrp I dunno why I wrote that Leia remembered her mother but I made her mother die in childbirth in the prequel … I’m a moron?
Dude took a dump on the original trilogy and cashed out. Jar Jar Binks… really?
Maybe the baby stuck a looking glass out her vagina??
Star Whores: Through The Vaginal Looking Glass
looks like she peeled a pool table and wore it.
Rogue from X men is ageing bad
I knew it. He couldnt stay skinny and i support him for that. I mean really, what would life be if John Candy was thin? eat up Jonah your next Double Double on me.
Have you seen John Candy lately ? He’s pretty much just skin and bones! WAKA WAKA WAKA
hahahahahaha that’s terrible/hilarious
she is definitely a ten, unfortunately her IQ is the same number
She’s pretty friggin’ ugly. Ugly face, stupid fake boobs, fake fake fake…. Even if you were trying to be funny, please don’t suggest this is the appearance women should strive for. We can do much better.
Are you an idiot? She has no hips, her boob implants look stupid and not natural, her face is weird…Come on, a ten? If Kate Beckinsale was her, hell yes, but KENDRA? Dear lord…
“I don’t know how this happened, I just slipped and my penis got jammed in there”
its Vincent Benedict !!!!!!! Dannys cool yo
Damn Jesse Spano got ugly
He seems to be the new K-Fed.
this is the modern black face shame on you James
gross!!!! forget Bill, Kill Belly
Teblow!!!!!!
aye its not my fault your music sucks
hahahaha
THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE
I’m sorry, but women with that body type should not wear a swimsuit (or whatever that is) like that. It’s more for women with wider hips. It make her already bigger upper body, bigger. :S
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I think that’s Spencer Pratt
Lay off Chaz Bono.
He sucks in every way possible. No talent, no looks, no personality…
Nice shit-eating grin on that dude.
That has always been her type. Remember that football player, Romo? God I wanted to punch him in the face.
That’s genious