The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

March 31st, 2012 // 87 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.

On that note, everyone needs to scope out Shasta’s commenter page which is just full of ridiculous photo gems that make the new comment threads worth their weight in the occasional beaver shot I have to moderate out. Also, someone of you haven’t figured out that you need to register to vote on comments, so do that if you want to be part of our little democratic slut archipelago and soon the most thumbs up’d comments will be highlighted right in the thread. It’ll mouth sex your socks off.

*slashes the letter Z into Photo Boy’s shirt*

- The Superficial

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  1. Terrific. And now begins the deluge of Shasta copycats, infesting the comment threads with “photo gems” *cough*. It’ll be like having to navigate through public-park minefields of dog turds…only with more turd.

  2. Patricia Clarkson
    Commented on this photo:

    That one makes me jealous.

    The comment, not the cape.

  3. Steven Tyler
    Popeye
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like sheryl crow’s mom

  4. And then the lord said: BEHOLD TARP JESUS! And it was green…

  5. Paris Hilton
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    I watched that movie for a buck back in the ’80s. The Gay Blade was actually Zorro’s flamboyant twin Bunny Wigglesworth.

  6. Danny DeVito
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    The man is a giant among little people.

  7. Elaine Lancaster Joe Francis Mario Lopez
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no incorrect answer, right?

  8. Pink Middle Finger
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Best for last.

  9. Jeremy Piven
    Miss Moppet
    Commented on this photo:

    Not THAT well.

    BAZINGA!

  10. Jonah Hill Fat
    Beez
    Commented on this photo:

    so friggin funny :D

  11. James Franco
    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha, he looks exactly like Axl Rose xD Best comment so far…

  12. Thanks for the mention, thanks for letting us post and thanks for checking out the photos I enjoy making them.

  13. Steven Tyler
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    All that effort at a grand entrance and still no one’s looking at him.

  14. Josh Duhamel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Fergie do this to him?

    • tweety bird

      he applies vaseline on his forearms before a fisting session…else his skin would be gone as well!

  15. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    that nancy sinatra song should be like her real life leitmotif music for when she’s just walkin around every day in real life

  16. Jeremy Piven
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    he was awesome in PCU

  17. Steven Tyler
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    wow he does look like sheryl crow’s mom

  18. Jonah Hill Fat
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    if this guy really gets that sweet hollywood pussy there really is hope for all us fat boy lunchboxes after all

  19. Danny DeVito
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    whoops! I dropped my magnum condoms for my monster dong

  20. James Franco
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    willvin axco federose doin it for justice! and the ladies!

  21. Tim Tebow
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    manning shoulda went to SF…
    the jets are gonna be pricelessly funny this year.

    i don’t mind cheering for this guy but i feel so bad for all the mets and jets fans. didn’t exactly think things through w their lives.

  22. Jude Law
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    inspired!

  23. Patricia Clarkson
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    i just threw a retroactive grade 10 D&D boner

  24. Anon

    I mentioned in one of yesterday’s posts that I can only vote on certain comments. I’m not registered but I can still vote on most. It just seems to be random comments that have the option greyed out.

  25. James Franco
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant, Sir William, brilliant

  26. Danny DeVito
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Leave Danny a Lone, he has never done any thing to you. He is one of the Good Guys

  27. Jonah Hill Fat
    sb
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best comment ever!

  28. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez, Get a few ropes and tent poles and you can sleep six.

  29. George Lucas
    W.C. Fields
    Commented on this photo:

    Derrrrrp I dunno why I wrote that Leia remembered her mother but I made her mother die in childbirth in the prequel … I’m a moron?

  30. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she peeled a pool table and wore it.

  31. Steven Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Rogue from X men is ageing bad

  32. Jonah Hill Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it. He couldnt stay skinny and i support him for that. I mean really, what would life be if John Candy was thin? eat up Jonah your next Double Double on me.

  33. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she is definitely a ten, unfortunately her IQ is the same number

    • Brooke

      She’s pretty friggin’ ugly. Ugly face, stupid fake boobs, fake fake fake…. Even if you were trying to be funny, please don’t suggest this is the appearance women should strive for. We can do much better.

    • BAHAH

      Are you an idiot? She has no hips, her boob implants look stupid and not natural, her face is weird…Come on, a ten? If Kate Beckinsale was her, hell yes, but KENDRA? Dear lord…

  34. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t know how this happened, I just slipped and my penis got jammed in there”

  35. Danny DeVito
    Commented on this photo:

    its Vincent Benedict !!!!!!! Dannys cool yo

  36. Elaine Lancaster Joe Francis Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn Jesse Spano got ugly

  37. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    Monica
    Commented on this photo:

    He seems to be the new K-Fed.

  38. James Franco
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the modern black face shame on you James

  39. Uma Thurman Pregnant Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    gross!!!! forget Bill, Kill Belly

  40. Tim Tebow
    Commented on this photo:

    Teblow!!!!!!

  41. Pink Middle Finger
    Commented on this photo:

    aye its not my fault your music sucks

  42. Josh Duhamel
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha

  43. Danny DeVito
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE

  44. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    PopPopPop
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but women with that body type should not wear a swimsuit (or whatever that is) like that. It’s more for women with wider hips. It make her already bigger upper body, bigger. :S

  45. George Lucas
    darthy
    Commented on this photo:

    rrrrrrribbit
    rrrrrrribbit

  46. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    Heidi
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s Spencer Pratt

  47. Jonah Hill Fat
    Becky
    Commented on this photo:

    Lay off Chaz Bono.

  48. Jeremy Piven
    W.C. Fields
    Commented on this photo:

    He sucks in every way possible. No talent, no looks, no personality…

  49. Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson
    KatnissHo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shit-eating grin on that dude.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      That has always been her type. Remember that football player, Romo? God I wanted to punch him in the face.

  50. Joanna Krupa
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s genious

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