The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.13

March 24th, 2012 // 122 Comments

After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into the gallery that gave me an asshole of time trying to decide who gets the coveted last spot which I’m already thinking about changing to the Michael Bolton one. Or, no, the Jon Hamm app one.

Goddammit,

- The Superficial

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  1. The Situation
    Samantha
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    HAHAHAHAHA

  2. Tara Reid Bikini
    Mirko
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    Wow, epic product placement.

    The marketing guy who paid her really knew what he did…!

  3. Tara Reid Bikini
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I feel so validated!

  4. Snooki Bikini Pregnant
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    OMG! This troll-doll/garden gnome is EVERYWHERE! Why, please tell me why? All of these worthless, skanky, no-talent, f**ked-up fame-hoes need to frikkin disappear.

  5. The Situation
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    Like I said, all of these f**ked-up fools need to go away and stay away.

  6. Snooki Bikini Pregnant
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    I feel SO sorry for that baby, cause this dumbass can’t take care of herself, much less an infant….

    • Brink

      I feel SO sorry for you, you hate the Jersey Shore cast so much that you find every picture of them to comment on how much you hate them. Isn’t that embarrassing?

  7. Tara Reid Bikini
    turd da third
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    That is just nasty, a definite spermbelly without a doubt!

  8. The Situation
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    He looks like the Devil.

  9. Tara Reid Bikini
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    I think she looks good. I’d fuck her.

  10. Snooki Bikini Pregnant
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    I want to suck on those tits. Mama!

  11. Miley Cyrus
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    What is up with the teeth on this chick. Is Thor’s brother brave enough to put his dick near those teeth? He’s a better man than I am.

  12. Courtney Love
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    She is seriously competing with Keith Richards for the award for “best impression of a zombie”

  13. Paris Hilton Bikini
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    Let’s face it. Paris needs the valtrex more than Nicky.

  14. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Spring Breakers
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    She should feel honoured to do so.

  15. Russell Brand
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    What is he, a magician or something? Douchebag the Amazing.

  16. Johnny Galecki
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    I would be smiling like that too if I got to stare at Kaley Cuoco’s pokies everyday at work.

  17. Jessica Simpson
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    WOW. I’ve never seen a woman put on so much weight before, even in pregnancy. She found the perfect excuse to let herself go and gorge on whatever she feels like, didn’t she.

    Look forward to her multi-million dollar deal with Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers next year.

  18. The Situation
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    LOL!

  19. Olsen Twins
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    I would spend the next 7 days fucking them.

  20. Kim Kardashian Flour Bomb
    Isa
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    Hahahahahahahahaha, the first one that actually makes me laugh.

  21. Kim Kardashian Flour Bomb
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    This was my favourite.

  22. Johnny Galecki
    Sin
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    OH. Its the guy who plays Leonard on Big Bang Theory.

  23. Jessica Simpson
    Sin
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    One thing her man likes about it, she loves to give head because of the payout she gets. Makes him happy and she gets fed.

  24. Vanessa Hudgens
    Sin
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    DAMN!! What an upshirt moment lost.

  25. Mama Pinkus

    please, please, ENOUGH of this ugly fucking little troll – ENOUGH ALREADY

  26. Kim Kardashian Flour Bomb
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    Well, did they find her Vagina yet?

  27. Snooki Bikini Pregnant
    jeffiner
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    i don’t understand this picture. why are her legs so far to the left?

  28. Paris Hilton Bikini
    jeffiner
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    and ‘bottom left girl’ wasn’t texting, she was reading.

  29. Russell Brand
    jeffiner
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    he’s katy perry in the male form.

  30. Courtney Love
    Buddy the Elf
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    brilliant

  31. Jessica Simpson
    Buddy the Elf
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    WHoa.
    Check out George Hamilton to the left – rocking he herringbone jacket, top siders, scarf and he even managed to airbrush his calves.

  32. JWoww Bikini
    Ted
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    She has the torso of a man

  33. Michael Bolton
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Niiice! :D

  34. vandinz

    I hate the cunt but I would suck on those fuckers all day long.

  35. The Situation
    jimmy
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    Smell me Balls, and Love em

  36. January Jones
    mr natural
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    See what I mean!? 0 for 2…

  37. Michael Bolton
    mr natural
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    That was good. But, not as good as the first time I read it.

  38. Kevin Smith
    Id hit that
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    I’d hit that, might take 4 bong hits but I’d totally hit that and laugh a lot afterwards.

  39. Russell Brand
    electricgrl
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    hell yea

  40. Tara Reid Bikini
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    I think she is just trying to live her life and sadly she made an awful surgery mistake in her 20′s.

    • blurpy

      I’ve always wondered what happened with that. Turns out she wanted a six pack for a movie, so got plastic surgery. In her 20′s. Seriously, do some exercise like everyone else, what the fuck!

  41. Snooki Bikini Pregnant
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    I know i understand the meaning ” they’re useless like tits on a boar”

  42. The Situation
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    this is a real gay Situation

  43. Michael Bolton
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    I’ll be pissed If were Micheal Bolton too

  44. Tara Reid Bikini
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    One time in Band camp I stuck a Torta up my ass

  45. Kevin Smith
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    who agrees with me that this guy is a little too full of himself . Am I alone here, Clerks sucks Dogma is the only credibility i’ll give him and that goes same for Chris Rock minus the full himself part, Rock rules

  46. Miley Cyrus
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    Are her tits dirty?

  47. Courtney Love
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    An extra from the walking dead got loos again

  48. Jessica Simpson
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    I thought woolly mammoths were instinct

  49. Tara Reid
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    still have that Torta up my ass

  50. JWoww Bikini
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    The cartels in mexico can redeem themselves my kidnapping this bitch

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