After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into the gallery that gave me an asshole of time trying to decide who gets the coveted last spot which I’m already thinking about changing to the Michael Bolton one. Or, no, the Jon Hamm app one.
Goddammit,
- The Superficial
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HAHAHAHAHA
Wow, epic product placement.
The marketing guy who paid her really knew what he did…!
I feel so validated!
OMG! This troll-doll/garden gnome is EVERYWHERE! Why, please tell me why? All of these worthless, skanky, no-talent, f**ked-up fame-hoes need to frikkin disappear.
Like I said, all of these f**ked-up fools need to go away and stay away.
I feel SO sorry for that baby, cause this dumbass can’t take care of herself, much less an infant….
I feel SO sorry for you, you hate the Jersey Shore cast so much that you find every picture of them to comment on how much you hate them. Isn’t that embarrassing?
That is just nasty, a definite spermbelly without a doubt!
He looks like the Devil.
I think she looks good. I’d fuck her.
I want to suck on those tits. Mama!
What is up with the teeth on this chick. Is Thor’s brother brave enough to put his dick near those teeth? He’s a better man than I am.
She is seriously competing with Keith Richards for the award for “best impression of a zombie”
Let’s face it. Paris needs the valtrex more than Nicky.
She should feel honoured to do so.
What is he, a magician or something? Douchebag the Amazing.
I would be smiling like that too if I got to stare at Kaley Cuoco’s pokies everyday at work.
WOW. I’ve never seen a woman put on so much weight before, even in pregnancy. She found the perfect excuse to let herself go and gorge on whatever she feels like, didn’t she.
Look forward to her multi-million dollar deal with Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers next year.
LOL!
I would spend the next 7 days fucking them.
Hahahahahahahahaha, the first one that actually makes me laugh.
This was my favourite.
OH. Its the guy who plays Leonard on Big Bang Theory.
One thing her man likes about it, she loves to give head because of the payout she gets. Makes him happy and she gets fed.
DAMN!! What an upshirt moment lost.
please, please, ENOUGH of this ugly fucking little troll – ENOUGH ALREADY
Well, did they find her Vagina yet?
i don’t understand this picture. why are her legs so far to the left?
and ‘bottom left girl’ wasn’t texting, she was reading.
he’s katy perry in the male form.
brilliant
WHoa.
Check out George Hamilton to the left – rocking he herringbone jacket, top siders, scarf and he even managed to airbrush his calves.
She has the torso of a man
Niiice! :D
I hate the cunt but I would suck on those fuckers all day long.
Smell me Balls, and Love em
See what I mean!? 0 for 2…
That was good. But, not as good as the first time I read it.
I’d hit that, might take 4 bong hits but I’d totally hit that and laugh a lot afterwards.
hell yea
I think she is just trying to live her life and sadly she made an awful surgery mistake in her 20′s.
I’ve always wondered what happened with that. Turns out she wanted a six pack for a movie, so got plastic surgery. In her 20′s. Seriously, do some exercise like everyone else, what the fuck!
I know i understand the meaning ” they’re useless like tits on a boar”
this is a real gay Situation
I’ll be pissed If were Micheal Bolton too
One time in Band camp I stuck a Torta up my ass
who agrees with me that this guy is a little too full of himself . Am I alone here, Clerks sucks Dogma is the only credibility i’ll give him and that goes same for Chris Rock minus the full himself part, Rock rules
Are her tits dirty?
that’s lace, dumbass
An extra from the walking dead got loos again
I thought woolly mammoths were instinct
still have that Torta up my ass
The cartels in mexico can redeem themselves my kidnapping this bitch