After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into the gallery that gave me an asshole of time trying to decide who gets the coveted last spot which I’m already thinking about changing to the Michael Bolton one. Or, no, the Jon Hamm app one.
Goddammit,
- The Superficial
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Haha!
I loled heartily and knowingly.
I’m not sure if that’s snooki or the other one, but it needs to be milked.
That’s Snooki?
Well it’s almost noon on a Saturday, I suppose I can start drinking now.
Why does she do this? If it’s just a simple cry for attention is there any way to do it without hurting my eyes so?
I has no idea that Pumpkinhead’s cocktoy was so tall.
George Lucas must have left Death Star hookers on the cutting room floor. Just one of many mistakes made with that franchise.
There’s an excess of male hormones in that one. She probably shaves stubble off of that mean mug every day.
Drowning in a bathtub? Liver destruction via alcohol abuse and various strains of hepatitis? Car wreck? Bar fight? This weeny will not live to collect Social Security.
But it’s entertaining rambling and he’s giving his fans what they want.
I defy any of his fans to sit through his stuff without 4 bong rips before hand.
I used to be a Kevin Smith fan… before his podcast.
jason mewes is still funny as hell and i’m fine w the whole 4 bonghits idea.
Laughed out loud.
I see what you did there!
Win.
Are you sure the sandwich isn’t singing, “Feed me, Tara…feed me allll night long”—specifically, feed it human blood?
I lol’d
Fart
LOL!
The much coveted “parlor pallor.”
I’m pretty sure “bottom left girl” is Nicky Hilton. I guarantee she needed Valtrex long before this party.
She wrote that on her hat so if she forgets where she is all she has to do is look in the mirror. “Oh, THAT’S right, I’m in Nucnac!”
Whoa, a reference to The Prisoner. Cool.
oooh she looks good here… it has been a few years since I have said that…
wtf…. she literally is looking like something from the Walking Dead. Wow. Terrible. Shoot it in the head now. NOWWW!
but…Hutch is so cute…and Tom Cruise is third thank you. Dinklage, Hutch then Cruise. But again.. HE’S JUST SO CUTE AND FUNNY I WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET AND KEEP HIM FOREVER.
He and Skarsgaard need to start a business for women having trouble conceiving. They just sit in a room, you pay at reception and are told where to go. You walk in, one of them looks at you and BAM! instant zygote forming.
if she doesn’t smile I could hit that.
News flash: there are sexual positions where you don’t see the face. This has probably been a key factor in the continuing human population explosion.
ok…I lawled. Good job.
Sven Golly I think I love you.
Does he use a Scully box in the movie?
“The Situation’ doing his Weston Cage impersonation for the paparrazi… not only does he need rehab but serious mental health therapy.
Apregnant Snooki looks like a minature whale…. God please forgive and protect that child… she really does not know what she does…
I can see the sweep of Linsay’s straw mid-center right, just before someone pulled her away yelling, “Its Flour Lins, FLOUR!”
I mean she tries so hard, it must be tough for her knowing she will NEVER be thought of as cute again.
Wait, people thought she was cute?
Normally, bewbz always do it for me… Snooki proves there are exceptions to everything!
I’d make a map of hawaii on those
ahh yes – that cleavage looks like it’d be a nice cushy landing for a throbbing member…can’t say much else for her tho
Like my teef yall?
I’m glad this made it.
loved it
Just what we need…another Mario Lopez…bleh
BAHHAHAHAHA
haha
EWOK siting! Someone tell George!!
Finally, a funny one.
Since I only watch his movies and listen to his commentary on DVDs I am still a Smith fan, but this made me laugh. Good show.
I had heard his podcasts which is really just hm complaining about everything. Too Fat for 40 just pushed me of the edge though. He’s just a middle-aged rambling stoner. If I wanted to see that, there are mirrors in my house.
Nice one, Uncle Phil.
Lol
Holy fuuuuuuck….
tizznitties!
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Boy, an edit feature would be kickass…
How about THIS
So like…. do photos only show up in the regular comments section?
A preview option would be pretty stylin’.
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I think you have to be registered to pull this off, Brooke.
Yeah thats definitely Nicky Hilton.
you could sweep a floor with those eyelashes.