The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all over again for the very first time. Think of us as almost-Christ-like figures with similar re-virginating powers as Jesus, except after we revirginate you we go, “So… wanna get naked?” And, yes, I realize that was the most accurate description of this feature I’ve ever written. I’m in awe myself.
Blessed be the penis jokes,
– The Superficial