Welcome to this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all over again for the very first time. Think of us as almost-Christ-like figures with similar re-virginating powers as Jesus, except after we revirginate you we go, “So… wanna get naked?” And, yes, I realize that was the most accurate description of this feature I’ve ever written. I’m in awe myself.
Blessed be the penis jokes,
- The Superficial
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EWWWW. WHa’ts that on my neck y’all?
home made cheese puffs y’all!
HAHAHA. Dude that is so gross.
First
GOOD, FUCK OFF FIRST
TUTU: Nice name.
her chin looks like a BUTT with a big pimple on it.
…AGREE?
No. Now fuck off.
White guy with a Poped collar. Too easy….
Poped … too easy …
Er…shouldn’t you have put this one *before* the Chris Klein/Sean William Scott one? Just sayin’.
Y’all Come Back Ya Hear? To the Negro Gentleman of the North.
Being GrandDragon of the KKK will give you Melanoma ,the cancerous type.
As opposed to the non-cancerous type?
she has the most unattractive lips
she has the most unattractive everything!
I want to Bite that Ass so Bad
Ummm…pretty sure its a microphone y’all
IT IS A MIC !!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU !!!! All along I thought it was all the butter excess in her body about to burst out.
You are brave and devoted to look close enough to decipher that!
she has the most unattractive… everything.
i obviously didn’t read any comments before commenting.
“So… wanna get naked?”
Oh all right. Pour me a schnapps first please.
A Dr could take that off for her…..just sayin’.
Clever
Those shirts do not do those moobs justice.
Looking at him is such a libido killer.
Fake tits do NOT equal “better” tits.
Doctor could you please make some really ugly scars on my breasts?
I hate Joaquin Phoenix for starting this whole Hasidic Rap trend.
I keep hoping some really rich dumb celebrity smitten Arabs come over here, abduct the whole damned Lohan female clan out of the country and install them in their harems.
Not sure what the end result of this might be (possible downfall of the Saudi ruling family?) but it would surely be entertaining.
I don’t think any Saudi princes are looking at a picture like this and saying “That…….I want that!.”
…or maybe yes, but only to keep as an Afghan hound.
She probably has a stuffed baby or two lying around already. Amanda says the only two certainties in life are death and taxidermy.
Taxidermy is fucking creepy. I don’t how much I love something or how proud I am of it. I ain’t mounting your dead fucking body on my wall.
Yeah, that’s a fashion trend that’s sure to catch on with the masses.
“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam!”
Rat’s take quarters now? This economy sucks for everyone.
Thiought the same!! from Uncle Buck
Ha! Good one :).
LOL!
Get better monitors, y’all
These scene girls are taking it too far.
she has nice eyes
shes not attractive
Which one?
ewwwwwwwww disgusting
wow didn’t even notice that. wonder if she’s related to lemmy
She looks like Demetri Martin in tighter clothes.
unfortunately for the rest of us, she still has a vagina. and that’s all that some people ask for
And that’s why guys like doggie style.
She looks republican.
she should go all garth brooks and make an alternate personality that does drugs and makes sex tapes
michael cerra looks way more molestier
True
i agree w you on tits but in some cases some bitches wouldn’t have careers in hooking, stripping, hollywood etc. if they were flat chested
She has a bad case of cameltoe neck…
It may not be fair to point this out, but shouldn’t half the kids in her school have a mug shot as their yearbook photos? It’s oddly fitting, considering.
Katy Perry in 25 years.
BEST COMMENT EVER :D
LOL
Exactly what I thought in the first 5 seconds… Beat me to it
You win the internet. Forever.
This bitch has a default setting: cunty, miserable cow.
I won’t lie, I LOL’d.
I get the feeling this week’s was phoned in.
Why did Even Steven glue pubes to his face?
Shoes from the Herman Munster Collection.
Rumer has it ,she’s a celebrity.
Ha!
He’s has the look down pat. Now all he needs is the pick up truck, check, some coked out skinny bleached blond Russian skank, check, marijuana, check, booze, check , coke, check, speed, check, crack, check.
Well! That has all the makings for a nice goddamn homicide along the pacific coast highway.
I honestly thought this was a Sascha Baron Cohen character at first. Not even joking.
Another black microphone joke…
Most of these were pretty funny this week.