The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.12

March 10th, 2012 // 115 Comments

Welcome to this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all over again for the very first time. Think of us as almost-Christ-like figures with similar re-virginating powers as Jesus, except after we revirginate you we go, “So… wanna get naked?” And, yes, I realize that was the most accurate description of this feature I’ve ever written. I’m in awe myself.

Blessed be the penis jokes,

- The Superficial

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  1. Paula Deen
    americana
    Commented on this photo:

    EWWWW. WHa’ts that on my neck y’all?

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      home made cheese puffs y’all!

  2. americana

    First

  3. steve canyon

    her chin looks like a BUTT with a big pimple on it.
    …AGREE?

  4. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
    Commented on this photo:

    White guy with a Poped collar. Too easy….

  5. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Er…shouldn’t you have put this one *before* the Chris Klein/Sean William Scott one? Just sayin’.

  6. Paula Deen
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Y’all Come Back Ya Hear? To the Negro Gentleman of the North.

  7. God is Black

    Being GrandDragon of the KKK will give you Melanoma ,the cancerous type.

  8. Snooki
    pbal
    Commented on this photo:

    she has the most unattractive lips

  9. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to Bite that Ass so Bad

  10. Paula Deen
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm…pretty sure its a microphone y’all

  11. Snooki
    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    she has the most unattractive… everything.

  12. Cock Dr

    “So… wanna get naked?”
    Oh all right. Pour me a schnapps first please.

  13. Paula Deen
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A Dr could take that off for her…..just sayin’.

  14. Taylor Swift Justin Bieber
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Clever

  15. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those shirts do not do those moobs justice.

  16. Shia LaBeouf
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at him is such a libido killer.

  17. Jenelle Evans Teen Mom Mugshot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake tits do NOT equal “better” tits.

  18. Shia LaBeouf
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate Joaquin Phoenix for starting this whole Hasidic Rap trend.

  19. Ali Lohan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep hoping some really rich dumb celebrity smitten Arabs come over here, abduct the whole damned Lohan female clan out of the country and install them in their harems.
    Not sure what the end result of this might be (possible downfall of the Saudi ruling family?) but it would surely be entertaining.

  20. Amanda Seyfried
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    She probably has a stuffed baby or two lying around already. Amanda says the only two certainties in life are death and taxidermy.

  21. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that’s a fashion trend that’s sure to catch on with the masses.

  22. edamame

    “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam!”

  23. Snooki
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! Good one :).

  24. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  25. Paula Deen
    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    Get better monitors, y’all

  26. Poppi Lolipop Gumball Surprise

    These scene girls are taking it too far.

  27. Paula Deen
    IhateAriespeople
    Commented on this photo:

    she has nice eyes

  28. Taylor Swift Justin Bieber
    IhateAriespeople
    Commented on this photo:

    shes not attractive

  29. Shia LaBeouf
    IhateAriespeople
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwwwwwww disgusting

  30. Paula Deen
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    wow didn’t even notice that. wonder if she’s related to lemmy

  31. Ali Lohan
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Demetri Martin in tighter clothes.

  32. Snooki
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    unfortunately for the rest of us, she still has a vagina. and that’s all that some people ask for

  33. Bonk

    She looks republican.

  34. Taylor Swift Justin Bieber
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    she should go all garth brooks and make an alternate personality that does drugs and makes sex tapes

  35. Shia LaBeouf
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    michael cerra looks way more molestier

  36. Jenelle Evans Teen Mom Mugshot
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    i agree w you on tits but in some cases some bitches wouldn’t have careers in hooking, stripping, hollywood etc. if they were flat chested

  37. Paula Deen
    ohellno
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a bad case of cameltoe neck…

  38. Jenelle Evans Teen Mom Mugshot
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
    Commented on this photo:

    It may not be fair to point this out, but shouldn’t half the kids in her school have a mug shot as their yearbook photos? It’s oddly fitting, considering.

  39. Paula Deen
    hhh
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy Perry in 25 years.

  40. January Jones
    Bobu
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch has a default setting: cunty, miserable cow.

  41. Joel Madden
    Commented on this photo:

    I won’t lie, I LOL’d.

  42. I get the feeling this week’s was phoned in.

  43. Shia LaBeouf
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did Even Steven glue pubes to his face?

  44. Ali Lohan
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Shoes from the Herman Munster Collection.

  45. Rumer Willis Cleavage Elastic Dress
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Rumer has it ,she’s a celebrity.

  46. Taylor Swift Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha!

  47. Shia LaBeouf
    terry
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s has the look down pat. Now all he needs is the pick up truck, check, some coked out skinny bleached blond Russian skank, check, marijuana, check, booze, check , coke, check, speed, check, crack, check.
    Well! That has all the makings for a nice goddamn homicide along the pacific coast highway.

  48. Ali Lohan
    LilDeuceDeuce
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly thought this was a Sascha Baron Cohen character at first. Not even joking.

  49. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Another black microphone joke…

  50. Rumer Willis Cleavage Elastic Dress
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Most of these were pretty funny this week.

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