Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson‘s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I’d be a shitty purveyor of breasts and wiener jokes if I didn’t bring it to your attention.
Serious note, I joke about the midwest, but best of luck to everyone out there who can’t even sit down for a cup of coffee without a tornado punching their house in the dick. So if you’ve got a couple bucks to kick to the Red Cross to help out your fellow Americans, Donate Here.
- The Superficial
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This goes out to my boy Big Wheel, single wheeledly keeping the economy flowin’ by makin’ it rain on them bitches. And, yes, I am the whitest person alive:
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
lmao we have a winner
(point of this segment)
Now that comment, earns an honest “lol”
Agreed.
no joking, thanks for the tornado alley plug, it’s been really crazy here and we can use all the help we can get.
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
Perhaps next week the blog’s political topic can be “Human Caused Global Warming and What it Might Be Doing to Our Weather”.
Yeah, that’s good.
This photo so creeps me out.
You aren’t alone.
Perry’s Dress > Dita’s Dress
Hair & makeup FAIL
I’m expecting her to squat and pop at any second.
God, the calories that must be obtained to sustain that…..
It’s not weather anymore it’s now a reaction.
The truth!
……….Hooters?
(chicken wings)
No, crickets. Now fuck off.
Lulz… nice one Tom.
Be a lot more fun if she births an actual (giant) beetle.
With all the fartin’ it’d be a dung beetle for sure.
Russell Brand and Marilyn Manson’s seconds. THIS is why the CDC needs a Predator drone…
Wouldn’t fight too hard over dumb and dumber.
LOL
Don’t be stupid, only tits can fire lasers.
This guy must get annoyed with people constantly offering him coffee to help him wake up.
That’s a funny way to have gay sex.
:D
The Anti Angela’s leg
AAA+
I could swear I made that Chamillionaire joke last week.
I think you were robbed.
I’m not even going to pretend I didn’t rob that joke for here and the second round of recordings from TomFrank and the handful of other people in the threads and Facebook that immediately thought of Chamillionaire way before we did. I’m still kicking myself. It’s the perfect Big Wheel theme.
Turns out that’s his wife. LOL, I had no idea.
When I heard they were both into bondage and dominance, this is not how I pictured it.
Really? I think I would have imagined a German dominatrix was involved.
All, German dominance looks like this now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTUCZ7wPG6w
In every TMIPOTI like this, there is always a Star Wars reference saying it all with its massive gut and/or ass.
Fried gold, TomFrank.
Now where the fuck are my shoes?
Not a shred of dirty laundry on this fella. Weird.
@Not Marvel: nice work. Hilarious comment.
Thanks, Fish!
Katy’s face muscles still work which should count for something.
Apes will rise.
correct answer: many bothans
Their boobies are touching nip to nip
Sally Stud Wood? Okay.
I thought it was two girls in the thumbnail view before I saw the full size pict……..ewwwwww
This website is broken as fuck. My old account doesn’t post comments half the time so I made a new one. Now my new one won’t let me reset the password, and logs me in as my old one. WTF guys?
Oh noes! Somebody call 911 and get the whaambulance, the internet is broken! Oh em gee for real u guys! I clicked three times and no posts!
“That’s the last time I’m coming here I quit this nonsense! I yabba dabba doo dabba doo!”
“I’m fucking Mister Potato Head King of All Importance, yippity flippity I’m serious ippity”
“All you guys are a bunch a morons and dooty heads! I clicked submit and my toast popped up what the hell guys for real are you for real”
“Is this real?”
Ooh..3 kicks…we get both!
Dita won
Dita > Katy
Simply sublime….
I he grilling up some Rianna scabs?
I want to fucking roundhouse kick him in the face so hard.
He looks like a poster boy for faces of meth.. Crackys love the bleach blonde hair do they not? Ahem LLohan.. A FUCKING HEM.
“the trick is you have to beat the eggs and whip the cream”
Hahaha.
Oh right, he’s black
no, she wasn’t in a reflective mood. She was just wondering where the ****k she parked the car.
This caballero has been rode hard and put away wet!
An uglier, fatter, and older brunette version of Brad Pitt!
Nice his and hers sweaters!
Contemplating…………nah, she’s too stupid to pull that off!
NOTHING SAYS I’M SORRY I BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS LIKE A NICE SOUL FOOD DINNER!!!!
You earned it. That was good.
Ugly little shit. What is he, 22 or so? His forehead has more wrinkles in it than mine does and I’m YEARS older than he is.