The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson‘s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I’d be a shitty purveyor of breasts and wiener jokes if I didn’t bring it to your attention.
Serious note, I joke about the midwest, but best of luck to everyone out there who can’t even sit down for a cup of coffee without a tornado punching their house in the dick. So if you’ve got a couple bucks to kick to the Red Cross to help out your fellow Americans, Donate Here.
– The Superficial
This goes out to my boy Big Wheel, single wheeledly keeping the economy flowin’ by makin’ it rain on them bitches. And, yes, I am the whitest person alive: