The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.11

March 3rd, 2012 // 85 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson‘s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I’d be a shitty purveyor of breasts and wiener jokes if I didn’t bring it to your attention.

Serious note, I joke about the midwest, but best of luck to everyone out there who can’t even sit down for a cup of coffee without a tornado punching their house in the dick. So if you’ve got a couple bucks to kick to the Red Cross to help out your fellow Americans, Donate Here.

- The Superficial

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This goes out to my boy Big Wheel, single wheeledly keeping the economy flowin’ by makin’ it rain on them bitches. And, yes, I am the whitest person alive:

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    lmao we have a winner

  2. Taylor Swift
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that comment, earns an honest “lol”

  3. janyce

    no joking, thanks for the tornado alley plug, it’s been really crazy here and we can use all the help we can get.

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Truk
    Commented on this photo:

    BWA-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

  5. Cock Dr

    Perhaps next week the blog’s political topic can be “Human Caused Global Warming and What it Might Be Doing to Our Weather”.

  6. Jessica Simpson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that’s good.

  7. Steven Tyler Erin Brady
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo so creeps me out.

  8. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Perry’s Dress > Dita’s Dress

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hair & makeup FAIL

  10. Jessica Simpson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m expecting her to squat and pop at any second.
    God, the calories that must be obtained to sustain that…..

  11. Doomsday 2012

    It’s not weather anymore it’s now a reaction.

  12. forrest

    ……….Hooters?
    (chicken wings)

  13. Chris Brown
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    Lulz… nice one Tom.

  14. Jessica Simpson
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    Be a lot more fun if she births an actual (giant) beetle.

  15. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    Russell Brand and Marilyn Manson’s seconds. THIS is why the CDC needs a Predator drone…

  16. Jessica Simpson
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be stupid, only tits can fire lasers.

  17. Benicio Del Toro
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy must get annoyed with people constantly offering him coffee to help him wake up.

  18. Chris Brown
    Cholo Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a funny way to have gay sex.

  19. Jessica Simpson
    hide yo chicken
    Commented on this photo:

    The Anti Angela’s leg

  20. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    AAA+

  21. I could swear I made that Chamillionaire joke last week.

  22. Kyle MacLachlan Heidi Klum Desiree Gruber
    Commented on this photo:

    Turns out that’s his wife. LOL, I had no idea.

  23. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    In every TMIPOTI like this, there is always a Star Wars reference saying it all with its massive gut and/or ass.

  24. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Fried gold, TomFrank.

    Now where the fuck are my shoes?

  25. 50 Cent
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a shred of dirty laundry on this fella. Weird.

  26. Benicio Del Toro
    Commented on this photo:

    @Not Marvel: nice work. Hilarious comment.

  27. Snooki JWoww
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks, Fish!

  28. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy’s face muscles still work which should count for something.

  29. Steven Tyler Erin Brady
    Erie Music
    Commented on this photo:

    Apes will rise.

  30. Gwyneth Paltrow
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    correct answer: many bothans

  31. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Zombie
    Commented on this photo:

    Their boobies are touching nip to nip

  32. Taylor Swift
    Cotton Eyed Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Sally Stud Wood? Okay.

  33. Steven Tyler Erin Brady
    turd da third
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was two girls in the thumbnail view before I saw the full size pict……..ewwwwww

  34. This website is broken as fuck. My old account doesn’t post comments half the time so I made a new one. Now my new one won’t let me reset the password, and logs me in as my old one. WTF guys?

    • What everyone sees when you post

      Oh noes! Somebody call 911 and get the whaambulance, the internet is broken! Oh em gee for real u guys! I clicked three times and no posts!
      “That’s the last time I’m coming here I quit this nonsense! I yabba dabba doo dabba doo!”
      “I’m fucking Mister Potato Head King of All Importance, yippity flippity I’m serious ippity”
      “All you guys are a bunch a morons and dooty heads! I clicked submit and my toast popped up what the hell guys for real are you for real”
      “Is this real?”

  35. Jessica Simpson
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh..3 kicks…we get both!

  36. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Dita won

  37. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    D-chi
    Commented on this photo:

    Dita > Katy

  38. Katy Perry Dita Von Teese
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Simply sublime….

  39. Chris Brown
    UJ
    Commented on this photo:

    I he grilling up some Rianna scabs?

  40. Clarence Beeks

    I want to fucking roundhouse kick him in the face so hard.

    • Eddie

      He looks like a poster boy for faces of meth.. Crackys love the bleach blonde hair do they not? Ahem LLohan.. A FUCKING HEM.

  41. Chris Brown
    cb
    Commented on this photo:

    “the trick is you have to beat the eggs and whip the cream”

  42. Jessica Simpson
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha.

  43. Chris Brown
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh right, he’s black

  44. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    no, she wasn’t in a reflective mood. She was just wondering where the ****k she parked the car.

  45. Benicio Del Toro
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    This caballero has been rode hard and put away wet!

    An uglier, fatter, and older brunette version of Brad Pitt!

  46. Jon Lovitz
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice his and hers sweaters!

  47. Jessica Simpson
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Contemplating…………nah, she’s too stupid to pull that off!

  48. Chris Brown
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    NOTHING SAYS I’M SORRY I BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS LIKE A NICE SOUL FOOD DINNER!!!!

  49. Snooki JWoww
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    You earned it. That was good.

  50. Carolyn

    Ugly little shit. What is he, 22 or so? His forehead has more wrinkles in it than mine does and I’m YEARS older than he is.

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