After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort of weird Christmas-themed elf-fucking fetish. (Not to be confused with my love of Dinklage.) In which case, bring tissues.
Feliz Navidad,
- The Superficial
P.S. There will be more Stephen Hawking. Oh, yes, there will be more…
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Bahaha…well done.
do ya see it do ya see my dong starting to grow!!
Good thing she has a facial tat as the only way I could see fucking this broad would be up her ass and doggy style.
Oh God! That comment is just too funny! Can’t type…crying…
Is that Keanu Reeves back there? My has he fallen…
Too bad they don’t give out a Nobel in Materials Science, because whatever is keeping that dress covering those tits would win, hands down.
She’s still hot, I would still fuck her and so would the rest of you.
Oh ahe’s English, that’s why she has class.
She was always one of the hottest women in Hollywood. I would wreck that. I like hot, short women like her.
The beauty of seeing a real women eat!!
Can you imagine what her life and world will be like in about 15 years? When she hits 40, and she’s competing against girls half her age for the attention of not great guys or even decent guys but SKUZZY guys, the only kind of guys who would be mildly interested in someone like her to begin with. And on top of all that, there will be an entire generation of trashy women in the exact same boat she’s in, unattractive in body and soul, saying to themselves ” I didn’t think it would be like this”…wow….enjoy it while you can, ladies; the 15 minutes of fame, and the fleeting feeling of it being YOUR world…cuz it will not last…sooner than you might like, all the dogs (female AND male) will be eating one another very, VERY soon…
hahaha nice