The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

February 25th, 2012 // 120 Comments

After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort of weird Christmas-themed elf-fucking fetish. (Not to be confused with my love of Dinklage.) In which case, bring tissues.

Feliz Navidad,

- The Superficial

P.S. There will be more Stephen Hawking. Oh, yes, there will be more…

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard
    Carolyn
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    Why does ANYONE think this guy is good looking? He has a totally forgettable face.

  2. Alexander Skarsgard
    Alitax
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    His accent and way of speaking make him Hottie McHotness. Oh, and his delightful body. But yea, sure, “forgettable”…

  3. Janice Dickinson
    Buddy the Elf
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    BRILLIANT.

  4. Mariah Carey
    Buddy the Elf
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    as attention starved as ever.

  5. Tom Jones
    Buddy the Elf
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    The mock turtleneck club.

  6. Lindsay Lohan
    Buddy the Elf
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    after this weeks lip injections that is actually Linds with her mouth closed.

  7. Whitney Houston Dead
    Shutter Speed
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    So some Dj’s got suspended for stating she was a crack whore? can people not handle the truth anymore?

  8. James Franco
    Yatz
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    Funny but true.

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    Yatz
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    win.

  10. Janice Dickinson
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    Ha!

  11. Derek Hough
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    Scary.

  12. Kate Upton
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    I loved that movie when I was young. If only he could be real, and kill the shit out of these annoyances.

  13. Lindsay Lohan
    Jimmy
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    O Come on now the bitch does coke, open’s her legs to who ever and she thinks a pair of glasses are going to make her look good?
    A Whore is a Whore!!
    Enough of this Bitch already!!

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jimmy
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    You go girl and screw dumb ass people who have shit to say!
    What is everybody so pose to be a size 0!
    We are living in a real world, people eat!

  15. Whitney Houston Dead
    Jimmy
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    RIP Whitney!! The Rest of you,,, Like your all a bunch of Angels?
    No one is perfect and those who say they are F*** U for not telling the truth!

  16. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Jimmy
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    Dirty Whore not even the amish want her ass around!!!

  17. Mariah Carey
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just look at me darling, I’m so perfect with all of my spanx on..
    And of course nothing is real on me…

  18. Derek Hough
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Whores do swim, who knew…..

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s F*** Nut with her F*** Nut sister

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    cringle
    Commented on this photo:

    one does not simply walk into mordor.

  21. Helen Flanagan
    Fondue
    Commented on this photo:

    Her breasts are in a different time zone … I’ve got nothing.

  22. Jennifer Aniston Malin Akerman
    Eric Cartman
    Commented on this photo:

    Do it!

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    Minzy
    Commented on this photo:

    Why couldn’t she be the one found in the bathtub.

  24. Janice Dickinson
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks about their combined age, too :O

  25. Lindsay Lohan
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    woody allen

  26. Alexander Skarsgard
    My Right One
    Commented on this photo:

    Forgettable? Uh huh, riiiight. Keep telling yourself that.

  27. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t wait to see her in the geriatric years with all of those tats.

  28. Lindsay Lohan
    Bandonbound
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Ed needs his glasses back. Actually look better on him.

  29. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    KTI
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate tattoos as it is, but the forehead tattoo has to be the worst. And of all things to have it say. I’d mock her if she wore a t-shirt with that on it. Not hot. Not sexy. DO NOT WANT!!!

  30. Janice Dickinson
    KTI
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha!

  31. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    KK-Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    What can I add, her top says it all. Word!

  32. Helen Flanagan
    KK-Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    She traded showing one canyon for the other. I prefer the lower section but I’m not complaining, I’d climb those mounds ANY DAY!!

  33. Michael Bay Candice Swanepoel
    chrisbrown
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mister Bay, do you need me to wash your car again? I put on that special car-washing outfit that you picked out for me.”

    “Not now, sweetheart, Mikey’s taking pictures of things going Boom.”

  34. Michael Bay Candice Swanepoel
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    (Guy in white) what time does she star getting naked am bored

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    They dont smoke it they eatit .. Que dijo.?

  36. Whitney Houston Dead
    on
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    Huhuhaha where is my banana

  37. Jennifer Aniston Malin Akerman
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    After here were goin to get ice cream ok

  38. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    So LA ink o what

  39. Tom Jones
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s like what chiken on dinner what

  40. Mariah Carey
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah f*@# quicktrim

  41. Helen Flanagan
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    After that everyone left

  42. James Franco
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    Hes freestyling Yo yo yo hu

  43. Stephen Hawking
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    She is trying to fix the head o what ….. It is like that

  44. Kate Upton
    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    AHHH Friends reference Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Love it!!

  45. James Franco
    Nuggets
    Commented on this photo:

    Fave comment of the day… this guy is such a douche.

  46. Stephen Hawking
    Nuggets
    Commented on this photo:

    There is something so sad about this photo… like a drag queen granny wiping her grown grandson’s face and fixing his hair because he can’t… and then I read the referenced headline. WTF! I clearly have been asleep all week.

  47. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    note to Lindsay, glasses only make you look smart if they actually have lenses in them!

  48. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Moe
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty eyes. I’d do her, in a school cafeteria dumpster with her face buried in pool of milk soaked meatloaf.

  49. Derek Hough
    Moe
    Commented on this photo:

    They were probably rein-acting that lift from dirty dancing until he lost his grip on her flabby waist and her vagina ate him up. He was able to barely escape, but the satisfaction on her face says it all.

  50. Tom Jones
    Moe
    Commented on this photo:

    Christopher Walken playing C. Thomas Howell in broadway’s rendition of Soul Man

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