The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.1

December 3rd, 2011 // 174 Comments

Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we made sure to go back and scoop up all the little nuggets from Thanksgiving week so your efforts were not in vain, and more importantly, I love a good Macaulay Culkin joke. Haha! Michael Jackson touched him.

Let me handle your decision-making: This post > Christmas shopping,

- The Superficial

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  1. Christina Aguilera Fat Gut Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Trannies of the world, unite!”

    • sarahmay

      hot mess.

    • karlito

      i guess she thinks that by piling on the makeup and wearing skin tight outfits that she all sexy again. she could be in one of the Internet…”look at who’s shopping at Walmart” photo spreads. she used to be so fucking hot, i can’t believe she looks like this and she only 30. i guess being rich and famous and pretty much locked up in your mansion, so you can have privacy, makes you eat and eat and eat.

  2. Mila Kunis Marine Corps Ball
    Commented on this photo:

    “I like my Marine peen to be this big. Anything smaller is just an insult.”

  3. Mickey Rourke No Eyebrows Throwing Wine Bottle
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Fireman Bill.

  4. Pamela Anderson Bob Barker PETA Stamp
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow Bob Barker does not look good at all.

  5. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one!

  6. Pamela Anderson Bob Barker PETA Stamp
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Barker: “Has this bitch been spayed yet?”

  7. Matthew Perry
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Chindler rules!

  8. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith
    Friday Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    ! But I think you’re giving these two idiots too much credit.

  9. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Church
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some monstrous fucking hooker heels.

  10. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the most awkward looking butt ever.

  11. stevebeagle

    lil fatty

  12. Stacy Keibler Mario Lopez Phone Number
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol!

  13. Kim Kardashian Homeless Shelter Volunteer
    jenyjenjen
    Commented on this photo:

    You know half those homeless are shaking their heads at how she got all that wealth and fame. They agree to get pissed on all the time and all they get is a sandwich and maybe a better spot at the homeless encampment.

  14. Kim Kardashian Homeless Shelter Volunteer
    Commented on this photo:

    LOLGAG

    …nice one Ina.

  15. Kim Kardashian Hiding Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Georgio ftw.

  16. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Abraclam, even :D

  17. Kim Kardashian Jennifer Love Hewitt Homeless Shelter Volunteer
    Commented on this photo:

    Win.

  18. Shaquille O'Neal Reading To Children
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaaaaa!

  19. Matthew Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Chnandler Bong…. and holy shit was Minky accurate on that.

  20. Khloe Kardashian Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Quality.

  21. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Go Tom.

  22. Christina Aguilera Fat Gut Tight Dress
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    still extremely fuckable.

  23. Lady Gaga Giant Scissors
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do we need either one of them?

  24. Daniel Day Lews Abraham Lincoln
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s eerie how much he looks like Lincoln.

  25. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    They thought that was a good comment???

    • Venom

      They are horrible at picking good comments. Maybe 25% are right on and the rest of their choices suck ass. Then they don’t even space them out, like this one they put like 5 fucking Kardashian posts in.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        It’s a quote from the perfection that is Dumb and Dumber! What are they teaching kids in school these days?

  26. Pamela Anderson Bob Barker PETA Stamp
    narddog
    Commented on this photo:

    “tastes like liver.”

  27. Chrstina Aguilera Fat Tight Dress
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    When fucking women like her, you don’t have to worry about getting poked by their hip or rib bones. Lots of cushion for the pushing there.

  28. Daniel Day Lews Abraham Lincoln
    Jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    i

  29. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
    George Costanza
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely Fantastic! I can’t stop laughing, I am crying it is so funny.

  30. Chrstina Aguilera Fat Tight Dress
    sprub
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes Britney look thin,,,

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church Dress
    Bobby Light
    Commented on this photo:

    lol at the chicks face in the background

  32. Matt Bellamy Bag On Head Kate Hudson
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    She only just noticed how violently hideous he is? Wow, being squinty can be a real problem.

  33. Carla

    that there’s some glittery sausage casing

  34. Kim Kardashian Hiding Face
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant.

  35. Matt Bellamy Bag On Head Kate Hudson
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    He doesnt want all the other dudes in hollywood and the music biz that have banged her to recognize him.

  36. Lady Gaga Giant Scissors
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Scarlett O’Hara on acid.

  37. Usher Justin Bieber The Today Show
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    There is isnt enough MAN in both those two combined to make ONE heterosexual male.

  38. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes!

  39. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Church
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She went to church like that? Jeezus fucking christ.

  40. Justin Bieber Jaden Smith
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The little white girl is kinda cute…all dressed up like a Canadian.

  41. Chrstina Aguilera Fat Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You could bounce on that like it was a trampoline.

  42. David Arquette
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    RASPBERRY – not pink.

  43. Katy Perry Cleavage
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    Extremely ugly.

  44. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe
    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    That was piss your pants funny!

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmmmm….can I have that?

  46. Kim Kardashian Hiding Face
    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one!

  47. Christina Aguilera Fat Gut Tight Dress
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    God I wanna Fuck her brains out!

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church Dress
    Can
    Commented on this photo:

    WIN

  49. Stacy Keibler Mario Lopez Phone Number
    qwerty
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing

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