The Most Important People on The Internet:
Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we made sure to go back and scoop up all the little nuggets from Thanksgiving week so your efforts were not in vain, and more importantly, I love a good Macaulay Culkin joke. Haha! Michael Jackson touched him.
Let me handle your decision-making: This post > Christmas shopping,
– The Superficial