Welcome to the 16th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this edition is extra special because strategically placed within are every single photo from the Gary Shirley ass-crack post. Think of them as hairy landmines – with a tail. In the meantime, I want to give a special thanks to the following commenters who made me laugh this week, yet didn’t make into the gallery. The unsung heroes, if you will.
In no particular order:
- The Scientologists on the Bald John Travolta post who were ordered to comment how handsome he looks without his wig on. Your dedication to your faith is admirable even if it is under investigation by the FBI. That don’t mean nothin’.
- The “Infowarriors” who claim Alex Jones is a very serious “scholar” while simultaneously saying they only come here for the pictures. I know the words are hard, but goddammit, don’t you ever stop trying.
- Everyone who called me a racist for the Chris Brown thinks the Devil leaked the Rihanna photos post because – wait for it – I don’t “go after Charlie Sheen.” That just happened.
You’re all Daddy’s favorites,
- The Superficial