The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 16

February 26th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Welcome to the 16th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this edition is extra special because strategically placed within are every single photo from the Gary Shirley ass-crack post. Think of them as hairy landmines – with a tail. In the meantime, I want to give a special thanks to the following commenters who made me laugh this week, yet didn’t make into the gallery. The unsung heroes, if you will.

In no particular order:

- The Scientologists on the Bald John Travolta post who were ordered to comment how handsome he looks without his wig on. Your dedication to your faith is admirable even if it is under investigation by the FBI. That don’t mean nothin’.
- The “Infowarriors” who claim Alex Jones is a very serious “scholar” while simultaneously saying they only come here for the pictures. I know the words are hard, but goddammit, don’t you ever stop trying.
- Everyone who called me a racist for the Chris Brown thinks the Devil leaked the Rihanna photos post because – wait for it – I don’t “go after Charlie Sheen.” That just happened.

You’re all Daddy’s favorites,

- The Superficial

Click Here to Start The Gallery

Photos: Flynet


  1. MLVC

    Where’s Jett????

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  3. natty

    He’s turning into a bear… where’s the flannel???

  4. Nice job Fish. It’s got to where I look forward to these each week.

  5. Cock Dr
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    So true.

  6. Mia

    Gawd, look at these men. Seriously, are you trying to turn all your heterosexual female readers into lesbians?…..because it’s working…..

    • Cock Dr

      Mia doesn’t seem to appreciate all the terrific examples of “manbearpig” physique recently posted. Isn’t it great what age and/or a typical American diet does to the human body?
      The site isn’t really for us. Think of it as a weird locker room for observation of the perverse male mind.

  7. Cock Dr
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    It sure looks like a vestigial tail to me.

  8. Cock Dr
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    I imagine it would be difficult to tune in a lot of today’s current shows if you had such a thing.

    • Don’t worry, the funding that is trying to be cut doesn’t go to abortions anyway. So…she should still be able to get one. However, the funding does go towards helping women prevent pregnancies.Does this mean there will be more teen moms having more bebehs they can’t take care of? Possibly.

      Can I smack her over the head with a sex ed book?

  9. dani
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  10. Superficial Bitch

    Short, but fantastic! thanks for taking a boozing break to post this SW!


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    Haa… right on the money, Diane.

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    Nice one slappy.

  14. The Critical Crassness

    The quality of humor exemplified by your selections for this week is only lacking one thing…….HUMOR!
    Just Kidding, Another great week of insightful commentary by the fans of “The Superficial”. Too bad….CNN or FOX couldn’t afford to hire them!

  15. Pit BuLL LOVER

    what IS the BFD about travolta??? Doesn’t ANYONE remember that movie he (supposedly) SHAVED HIS HEAD FOR??? There were pictures of him totally bald all over the net and he looked way better than he does with the hair he has left naturally…

  16. The “Unsung Heroes” had me rolling… Great intro Fish!!

  17. Bill
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    I lol’d

  18. doodles
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    Why does she always look like a tranny?

  19. lori
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    I don’t get it. I thought Log Cabin Republicans were self-loathing gays.

  20. suck it
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    That comment made it to Most Important People on the Internet???? Meh not that witty/funny.

  21. Trixie
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    haha I am embarrassed that my terrible pun made the cut.

  22. Megan
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    Is he wearing a tamagotchi?

  23. miguelito
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    Spread’em, boy!

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  25. Linkio
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    This one sounds like it was written by Gary Larson.

  26. Michelle
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    Best comment!

  27. hbw
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    that’s pure genius. well played.

  28. hbw
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  29. ughly
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    I can’t believe no one said anything about his vestigial tail. I hate to look that closely, but what is that thing?

    • ughly

      On second thought, maybe it’s some sort of runaway hemmarhoid. Eat enough McDonald’s, your colon’s bound to take matters into its own “hands” eventually…

      • hmm

        i think its a pilonidal cyst… the result of being sedentary, over weight or obese as well as having excessive hair in the butt crack region

  30. stacy
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    mm id love to be the tp that wipes his sexy butthole.

  31. Blech
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    Shannon Doherty?

  32. Rhialto

    *Penny falls* What have we ever!? Are you kidding me? Is that really his hairdo?

  33. Nero

    I guess it’s just like any soccer match. The baldies are everywhere.

  34. Gando

    Probably one of the very few with the same testosterone level.

  35. Galtacticus

    Dependable on what purpose the hormones are serving. Hair transplant is the answer.

  36. me

    his wish?

  37. Nup
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    Brad Bellick?

  38. gerry and the pacemakers

    Girl on a swing, swing, swing…

  39. Rhialto

    And the hunt for the most sickest loop goes on… (Inside joke folks).

  40. flo's flow
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    Good one jojo

  41. creamcookies99

    Where’s my personal plane, runway, and mansion??? I want a personal plane, runway, and mansion ! ! !

  42. LittleBit
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    Wait… you get a Kelly bag if you marry him? ….ok, maybe.

  43. LittleBit
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    Goshdarnit, why’s I hafta carry around Hannah Montana’s dang shoes…? Oh, hey, waitaminnit!

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