The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

February 19th, 2011 // 170 Comments

Have a seat right over there.

Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. Totally straight work practices aside, I make a lot of cracks about the comments leaving me curled in the fetal position with a loaded gun suckled in my mouth each night, but in all honesty, it’s a grenade we have a nice little dysfunctional community here. Granted, I’d never take a bullet for any of you, in fact I’d use each and every one of you as a shield without hesitating, but– Well, that’s actually all I wanted to say there. The shield thing.

XOXO,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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    Janny
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    nope

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    Janny
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    pure trailer trash

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    Janny
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    seems like an ok dude. pretty messed up family though

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    Janny
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    wax museum

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    Janny
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    is he dating buffy the vampire slayer?

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    Heyzeus Hosay
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    It isn’t?

  7. kara

    why is she trying to be mary kate olsen? i’ll never understand the fucking duck face look. it annoys me to tears.

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    LiLi
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    Who talked her into wearing that?!!!

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    LiLi
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    so wrong in so many ways

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    LiLi
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    I think she just realized she got an over-bearing father figure.

  11. joyce

    WTH….This looks absolutely ridiculous!

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    Hot Tamale
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    Mystery of the missing slipcover from my couch: SOLVED!

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    Carolina_D
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    This picture just makes me want to barf! I’ve been ‘surfing’ for over 2 hours now, and this was the first picture I’ve been ‘inspired’ to comment on. YUCK! She looks like SHE wants to barf too!

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    Carolina_D
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    She looks like a ‘Black Russian’…LOL! Really though, I think she just wants to experience everything…a few months ago she posed as a male in some mag. Who knows what’s next with her.

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    Carolina_D
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    Hey, he’s still a good looking dude. I’d help console him. (But NOT in THAT kitchen…nasty.)

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    Carolina_D
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    She’s beautiful. Anyone who says she isn’t is jealous for real. She’s also got a LOT more class than most of the “Disney Princesses’. (I don’t know WHAT that studio does to it’s young actresses, but they all seem to go wild after a short time with them.)

  17. zilly

    She needs to work on her stomach fat.

    • hazel

      what stomach fat you idiot? i can see her insides!!!! quit hatin!!!!! you need to work on your tongue fat if you know what i mean

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    Carolina_D
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    And SHE looks like a little girl playing ‘dress-up’ with her mum’s clothes and make-up. It’s all just too much for her, she needs to go for a sweet, young look, not these over-the-top looks the rest of her family ‘rock’. The others can ALMOST get away with it (although they ALL need to tone it all down a few notches) but she really needs to find her OWN look. I have no words at all to express what I think about HIM!

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    Carolina_D
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    They look like ‘normal’ boobs to me. Most of us don’t have make-up artists to cover the veins or don’t hire someone to photoshop our pics. I think they look just fine, really.

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    36-COLE SEELY
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    Jwoww fans are going insane with cuts, likely 36% of it

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    David King
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    I guess i’m suppose 2 say this is not hot…

  22. STOPTHEMADDNESS

    I just DON’T get it… She is NOT good-looking AT-ALL….

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    STOPTHEMADDNESS
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    HOLY SHIT… SHE”S A DUDE!!!

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    STOPTHEMADDNESS
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    Does she have a tattoo in her ear??

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    Mel
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    How many gallons of makeup do these sisters really need?

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    Mel
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    He’s turned into a prick and look like one too….

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    LAprincess2011
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    Now that’s a real duck face!

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    LAprincess2011
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    OMG… Cameron’s a man!

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    LAprincess2011
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    LAprincess2011
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    What kind of dress is that?! Seriously now…

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    LAprincess2011
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    I would fire whoever did her makeup here. Whyyyy make her look so ugly?!

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    LAprincess2011
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    Remind me of gaga… someone she DOES NOT want to be compared to or like…

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    LAprincess2011
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    I like kk more with her hair down….

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    LAprincess2011
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    They look like veins to me too. But even if she had stretch marks.. who carress? She’s gorgeous!

  35. TellitlikeiT-I-S

    Miley will be sorry one day for a lot of the selfish and thoughtless things she has done as a youth (just like many of us). She should take a pic because her body will continue to change as she ages (just like many of us) and she will be even crazier because of that! Lastly, she is not cute, not sexy, and she is not a woman, she is a lucky, famous, and spoiled child.

  36. hazel

    hey if i had to go on the disney channel as hannah montana i too would lose my mind and take pics of myself i think are sexy but in reality like this one look like a seven year old boy with long hair. i hate these damn hollywood people they are nothing but brain washers, messing up our kids minds, trying to feed their minds whats beautiful and what isn’t, what they should wear, what they should do. since when is a broom stick like miley cyrus sexy? in fact i bet the reason everyone makes such a big deal about jennifer lopez having a huge butt is cus these bitches are soooo skinny they’ve never seen a lil meat on someone. f*ck famous people… you’ve done nothing but made the world worse… instead of spending money on silicone why not feed people that have no food, or build people homes or just give it to people who need it. wtf? you want millions sittin on a bank for? why spend thousands of dollars on a ridiculous dress? hundreds on a pair shoes? human beings are helpless and very unhappy individuals… but who the hell will agree with me? everyones head is so busy up their ass they cant see what matters anymore… blah!

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