The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

February 19th, 2011 // 170 Comments

Have a seat right over there.

Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. Totally straight work practices aside, I make a lot of cracks about the comments leaving me curled in the fetal position with a loaded gun suckled in my mouth each night, but in all honesty, it’s a grenade we have a nice little dysfunctional community here. Granted, I’d never take a bullet for any of you, in fact I’d use each and every one of you as a shield without hesitating, but– Well, that’s actually all I wanted to say there. The shield thing.

XOXO,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. The Superficial Comments
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    In that case, I wish him godspeed.

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    LOL… Nice one Richard.

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    +1

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    Richard’s kickin’ ass :)

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    Virgodoll
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    Donald Duck?

    • The O

      What is it with her and that damn duck face she makes all the time. it’s like she’s intentionally trying to appear retarded.

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    miguelito
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    They’re veins.

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    miguelito
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    yeah, i love dude@dude.dude

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    God
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    yes and you can quote me on that

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    It’s nice to see Miley’s just like practically every other 18-year old girl in this country: An attention whore.

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    Yan
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    Pure Gold!

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    Lisa
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    Could he be a bigger tool? A bow tie? Seriously?

  12. herbiefrog

    nice panties sweetheart…
    and no bb piercing

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    This is Truth!
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    Seriously. This girl is transforming herself into manbearpig.

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    The Mulleted One is going to regret a bit more when Miley turns to porn.

  15. Cher X

    She’s too young to have eye bags like that. Lay off the coke sweetheart.

  16. I wonder if the Mulleted One looks at this pic in private.

  17. The Superficial Comments
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    It looks like A-Roid let her play around with the contents of his medicine bag.

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    Seriously, this picture looks like it was taken in the Mulleted One’s trailer after a three day Thunderbird and Salvia bender. I suppose that the Taco Bell ‘Party Pack’ in the background adds a certain level of sophistication, though.

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    Cute girl. I guess she’s after Bieber’s bearded clam because Samantha Ronson is already taken.

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    J-Dizzle
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    Hi, I’m Miley Dickface… I mean Duckface

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I can’t wait for her sex tape!!!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    are her tits big enough???

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I’m praying for a murder suicide. That would be amazing news.

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    hbw
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    nicely done

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    hbw
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    I wondered when Gravyleg would show up this week.

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    hbw
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    You were looking at her mouth?

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    Mia
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    LOL

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    jim
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    This was the best series so far. Good work team. You get friday off.

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    Hahahahaha! So true!

  30. aine

    Nice Duckface.

  31. Jeff in St Louis

    Ugly, duck faced, big gummed hillbilly. Next.

  32. The Superficial Comments
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    “I’m Whoopee Goldberg, and I approve this message.”

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    Awesome! Though I have to give credit, the toss salad and scrambled eggs was my favorite.

    I was hoping my Bieber Jesus Kwitatz Haderach comment would make it. I thought for sure TSW was a Dune fan.

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    Steve
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    Open Letter to America – please stop watching/buying anything related to the Kardashians. If you stop, I guarantee they will go away and the world will be just a little bit better.

  35. Dani

    She looks like an E.T.
    No, ugliest that an E.T.

  36. Pigeonbut

    Cameron Diaz and Miley look alike except that Cameron is a man

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    Opps
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    What is with those lips? She looks retarded. Stop trying to resemble an over botoxed 40-year-old! You’re young!

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    Melchor
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    It’s a great picture, all you have to duck is crop it so the duck wont spoil it.

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    flo's flow
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    A funny one! Who woulda thunk it!?

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    ubergoober
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    She’s longing to go back to the TSA rep who was much gentler…

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    veiny cleavage alert
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    ugh…put some foundation on that left boob…or somethin!

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    Kelly O
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    Leave the girl alone, if any of you grew up in that environment you would grow up fast as well!

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    Kelly O
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    if not it should be! Lol

  44. Megs

    Nice role modeling Miley.

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    testington
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    She isn’t even kinda cute, she is average in the face and has like no tits. She has really hot legs but that is the only attractive thing about her.

  46. ash

    What a ridiculous pic.

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    Jackie
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    No. He’s Patrick Bateman. And by “he’s Patrick Bateman” I mean he’s Patrick Bateman. He is exactly Patrick Bateman. Bret Easton Ellis wrote this guy.

  48. Christina

    Ugly attention whore.

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    DMan
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    If she keeps up this physique, she could play Sarah Conor.

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    Diana
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    He looks like Evil! Michael Scott.

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