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Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. Totally straight work practices aside, I make a lot of cracks about the comments leaving me curled in the fetal position with a loaded gun suckled in my mouth each night, but in all honesty, it’s a grenade we have a nice little dysfunctional community here. Granted, I’d never take a bullet for any of you, in fact I’d use each and every one of you as a shield without hesitating, but– Well, that’s actually all I wanted to say there. The shield thing.
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- The Superficial
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celebs in the states are’t used to show their naked body like europeans do………
uh….she’s underage in this photo – it would be illegal to print naked pics of her at this age (child porn).
They should include making the duck-face as child-porn.
@reading: couldn’t agree more!
Illegal to print, or illegal to imagine. Because I kind of need to know quickly.
Just kidding, she’s a hillbilly duckface, and as a Tennessean in possession of 3 boxes of cold pills and a book of matches, I can get my fuh-real on, what!?
thats true im 10 iv seen most of the leked vids and pics i even saw the paper wats going on with her these days miley cyrus a.k.a destany hope in hannah monntana yh ok behinde the scenes i find out ur smoking bong salvia wat happend 2 the lil girl that i saw on facebook having a photo shoot come on man cut some sense in your head and i wanna see the miley i used 2 no bye and plzzzz change but thats ur desegion and if i hurt u sorry over and out …………………………………………………………………….
wow, i forgot how a 10yr old can see this crap…go the internet
Nice one BB.
Down’s syndrome catfish, yes, that was truly great.
That’s his look. It’s taken him to this weird place & I don’t think he’s changing it.
$3.50
I’m hoping he somehow sinks the whole K clan empire. He might be our best hope.
Not to my knowledge.
LOL
The handle & the comment compliment each other so well.
Damn, what a great batch this week.
SO damn funny.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Wait, seriously?!?! All that money and she buys an ‘E-Class?’
God Miley Cyrus is just awkward in that picture. I imagine her sitting at a kitchen table eating pancake batter out of a bowl .
Eating pancake batter out of a bowl seems a likely post bong hit activity.
Then there’s the naked fun game. Keep those Cyrus cameras rolling.
“I’m gonna make you love me, so help me!”
*jabs tounge down throat*
Good one, Fig. I LOL’d.
I guess I’ll start paying attention to her in another six years.
LOL…. You and me both!!!
BRILLIANT !
Wow. I think that picture is pretty hot. Does anyone really give a shit what I think? Probably not.
Then why am I wasting my time typing this comment? Well, I’ll tell you…
NOTICE ME…NOTICE ME…NOTICE ME…
Greetings and salutations.
LOL
Best one.
lmao, so true now that i think about it…AMERICAN PSYCHO!
It’s hard to say if Cam Diaz has been to see the hormone man. She already had terribly bad skin.
WTF is Cristian Castro doing on the Fish-all?
He loves her SOOOOOOO much.
No, it won’t LOL
Miley is just too precious. 6 weeks or so at Boot Camp Ronson would teach her the meaning of the word RESPECT.
hilarious
Actually, the Father-Daughter theory (the Electra complex) was proposed by neo-Freudians; Freud himself considered women the “dark continent”.
GAWD! I *hate* this face – reminds me of catfish afflicted with Down’s Syndrome.
You are boring. You try too hard to be sexy. you are too young. Go on amusement park dates. Stop whoring yourself around. it is so damn common. it is for Rock and roll backstage band slut meat. grow up,read,sleep in. not ever superficial ,boring common thing you do must be published. you make me hurl. what is next porn/ Or have you already become the next Traci lords ,but not as Sexy -by a long shot. go away. go on a Bieber date-compare pubes-blog about it. oh i am to puke.
YOU are boring. Everyone does silly stuff when they’re young.
The difference is we didn’t do it with expectations that it would show up on the Internet and follow us into old age.
Roland, is your first language anywhere close to english? Christ, learn how to punctuate and capitalize.
beiber pubes to cyrus pubes…i feel dirty
yay
LMAO
I need olio, for my bunghole.
Aw, shucks…
Personally I don’t care if nipples point in the same direction, I just prefer they NOT point at the individual’s feet.
That’s not really a paraphrase, but ok.
Right…and not ok. There were plenty of hilarious comments on that thread, but this wasn’t one of ‘em.
Nice! My New Year’s resolution was to use “bukkake” more often in conversation.
Well done.
Kelsey: “Just wait until we get back to the trailer park, then I’LL give you something to cry about..!”
This “kissy-face” pic trend must stop. I feel like someone needs to pull a “12 Monkeys” and send someone back in time to stop the first person who made that face in a pic and thought it was cool… BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Wait… Actually, WAS that the real message in “12 Monkeys”?? Terry Gilliam can be so confusing…
Almost a Gravy free week of Most Important.
The streak continues.
Damn!
There’s no stopping The Leg. I, for one, welcome my new gravy overlord.
GravyLeg just has better marketing people. Jojo is the young upstart to keep your eyes on. Basically GravyLeg is Lady Gaga, and Jojo is Justin Bieber.
Ha! I guess that makes McFeely a little Madonna and a lot Cher. Might be a man but most definitely a cross dresser.
LOL – Well, I can’t take them all… They must and should spread the love….
Bring it Jojo!! I can always use another good laugh… :)
Cher is a good foot taller than me, and Madonna about 30 years older (she’s like 70 now, right?)…No comment on the cross dressing.
The index finger forward sideways peace sign must also stop as it often accompanies the kiss face.
MY EYES!!!
She’s legally barred from moving 2 feet away from his face.
I have to say, that suit isn’t helping matters.
The rumor is she’s already done a sex tape where she did oral, 69 and doggy; supposedly, it’ll be “accidently” released very soon, as a way to show the world “I’m not a little girl anymore”. What a stupid dumbass; it’s the subject of blind items everywhere…
are you sure that’s a rumor?
Are you sure its not nothing?
Sounds like you’re the only one who has heard or read this rumor….it’s probably as real as the nude Miley pix from Spain were!
How many more hours ’til I get this guy off me and back on his walker?
Waiting for the cash, baby…
“I really think you’re hot!”
Pinochio
“Please God, don’t make me look at that thing up close!”
Waiting for the cash
best one
haha okay, i lied about the khloe cake one…this one’s the best. mel ftw
Someone’s gonna have a lot invested in photoshopping the scunge off that!!!
The vagina in her armpit is quite nice.
That’s a Norplant pockmark…
What’s missing is a fat floater chillin in the toilet. Not THAT would have made the picture interesting.
Funny shit right there ^^
hahahaha
Awesome.