The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

February 19th, 2011 // 170 Comments

Have a seat right over there.

Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. Totally straight work practices aside, I make a lot of cracks about the comments leaving me curled in the fetal position with a loaded gun suckled in my mouth each night, but in all honesty, it’s a grenade we have a nice little dysfunctional community here. Granted, I’d never take a bullet for any of you, in fact I’d use each and every one of you as a shield without hesitating, but– Well, that’s actually all I wanted to say there. The shield thing.

XOXO,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. aretha

    celebs in the states are’t used to show their naked body like europeans do………

    • bitingontinfoi

      uh….she’s underage in this photo – it would be illegal to print naked pics of her at this age (child porn).

      • reading is sexy

        They should include making the duck-face as child-porn.

      • bitingontinfoil

        @reading: couldn’t agree more!

      • Maplewood

        Illegal to print, or illegal to imagine. Because I kind of need to know quickly.

        Just kidding, she’s a hillbilly duckface, and as a Tennessean in possession of 3 boxes of cold pills and a book of matches, I can get my fuh-real on, what!?

      • thats true im 10 iv seen most of the leked vids and pics i even saw the paper wats going on with her these days miley cyrus a.k.a destany hope in hannah monntana yh ok behinde the scenes i find out ur smoking bong salvia wat happend 2 the lil girl that i saw on facebook having a photo shoot come on man cut some sense in your head and i wanna see the miley i used 2 no bye and plzzzz change but thats ur desegion and if i hurt u sorry over and out …………………………………………………………………….

      • Chuk

        wow, i forgot how a 10yr old can see this crap…go the internet

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    Cock Dr
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    Nice one BB.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Down’s syndrome catfish, yes, that was truly great.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s his look. It’s taken him to this weird place & I don’t think he’s changing it.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    $3.50

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m hoping he somehow sinks the whole K clan empire. He might be our best hope.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to my knowledge.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The handle & the comment compliment each other so well.
    Damn, what a great batch this week.

  10. The Superficial Comments
    Commented on this photo:

    SO damn funny.

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    Anon
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    Winner winner chicken dinner.

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    joja
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    Wait, seriously?!?! All that money and she buys an ‘E-Class?’

  13. mamamiasweetpeaches

    God Miley Cyrus is just awkward in that picture. I imagine her sitting at a kitchen table eating pancake batter out of a bowl .

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    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna make you love me, so help me!”
    *jabs tounge down throat*

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    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one, Fig. I LOL’d.

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    AG
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    I guess I’ll start paying attention to her in another six years.

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    Badrouchka
    Commented on this photo:

    BRILLIANT !

  18. vitobonespur

    Wow. I think that picture is pretty hot. Does anyone really give a shit what I think? Probably not.

    Then why am I wasting my time typing this comment? Well, I’ll tell you…

    NOTICE ME…NOTICE ME…NOTICE ME…

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Best one.

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    moshimoshi
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    lmao, so true now that i think about it…AMERICAN PSYCHO!

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    Urbanspaceman
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    It’s hard to say if Cam Diaz has been to see the hormone man. She already had terribly bad skin.

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    Mancuso
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    WTF is Cristian Castro doing on the Fish-all?

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    ad naseum
    Commented on this photo:

    He loves her SOOOOOOO much.

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    ad naseum
    Commented on this photo:

    No, it won’t LOL

  25. Bucky Barnes

    Miley is just too precious. 6 weeks or so at Boot Camp Ronson would teach her the meaning of the word RESPECT.

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    Krystle
    Commented on this photo:

    hilarious

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    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, the Father-Daughter theory (the Electra complex) was proposed by neo-Freudians; Freud himself considered women the “dark continent”.

  28. bitingontinfoi

    GAWD! I *hate* this face – reminds me of catfish afflicted with Down’s Syndrome.

  29. Roland

    You are boring. You try too hard to be sexy. you are too young. Go on amusement park dates. Stop whoring yourself around. it is so damn common. it is for Rock and roll backstage band slut meat. grow up,read,sleep in. not ever superficial ,boring common thing you do must be published. you make me hurl. what is next porn/ Or have you already become the next Traci lords ,but not as Sexy -by a long shot. go away. go on a Bieber date-compare pubes-blog about it. oh i am to puke.

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    black
    Commented on this photo:

    yay

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    GravyLeg
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO

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    The Great Cornholio
    Commented on this photo:

    I need olio, for my bunghole.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw, shucks…

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Personally I don’t care if nipples point in the same direction, I just prefer they NOT point at the individual’s feet.

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    Andriiya
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not really a paraphrase, but ok.

    • flo's flow

      Right…and not ok. There were plenty of hilarious comments on that thread, but this wasn’t one of ‘em.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice! My New Year’s resolution was to use “bukkake” more often in conversation.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelsey: “Just wait until we get back to the trailer park, then I’LL give you something to cry about..!”

  38. This “kissy-face” pic trend must stop. I feel like someone needs to pull a “12 Monkeys” and send someone back in time to stop the first person who made that face in a pic and thought it was cool… BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Wait… Actually, WAS that the real message in “12 Monkeys”?? Terry Gilliam can be so confusing…

  39. anonymoose

    MY EYES!!!

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    TheAdmiral
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    She’s legally barred from moving 2 feet away from his face.

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    TheAdmiral
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    I have to say, that suit isn’t helping matters.

  42. Wow

    The rumor is she’s already done a sex tape where she did oral, 69 and doggy; supposedly, it’ll be “accidently” released very soon, as a way to show the world “I’m not a little girl anymore”. What a stupid dumbass; it’s the subject of blind items everywhere…

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    peorio
    Commented on this photo:

    How many more hours ’til I get this guy off me and back on his walker?

    Waiting for the cash, baby…

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    peorio
    Commented on this photo:

    “I really think you’re hot!”

    Pinochio

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    peorio
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please God, don’t make me look at that thing up close!”

    Waiting for the cash

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    best one

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    haha okay, i lied about the khloe cake one…this one’s the best. mel ftw

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    Marko
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    Someone’s gonna have a lot invested in photoshopping the scunge off that!!!

  49. Paloma

    What’s missing is a fat floater chillin in the toilet. Not THAT would have made the picture interesting.

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    Radlad
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    Awesome.

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