The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 13

February 5th, 2011 // 127 Comments

Welcome to the lucky number 13 installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which happens to be our second largest, and probably most offensive. Then again, you’ll have this when Anderson Cooper is put in a situation involving fists, and Spider-Man is given super power bottom strength. But it’s not all man-love jokes: Kelly Ripa makes several appearances along with whatever the hell this is and Charlie Sheen‘s red flag-raising taste in porn stars. So basically everyone gets it in the butt, let’s leave it at that.

Plug away,

- The Superficial

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    kara
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    no hips AND no boobs. that’s impressive

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    lori
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    Ah hahahahaha!!! HILARIOUS!!! Crimes against humanity. I love it!!

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    s'up bitches
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    She’s just so happy that the Clydesdale horse pull is coming soon. She took first place last year!

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    GravyLeg
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    Just doing my part to keep the Fish rolling in his “click” money. :)

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    cj
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    i know her dad, haha

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    Jenn
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    the anderson cooper gay jokes are really really stupid and unoriginal.

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    RS
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    Yep. Would have been funnier if the poster weren’t illiterate.

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    RandaI
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    Superb Mr. Leg!

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    Awol
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    You forgot to add really, really, really funny.

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    Awol
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    Oh no! Not in my eyes!

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    Awol
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    “I lasted this long!”

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    Awol
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

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    Elliott
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    Um, well she really does look like a female Willem Dafoe. I thought it was funny.

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    chaching!
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    Pretty much looks like a little boy dressed in drag/wearing lingerie

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    Zee Brat
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    @s’up butches Well now we all know you’re from Detroit.

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    go yankees
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    So everyone thinks Desssssssspicable is spelled correctly?

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    Neen
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    HAHAHAHA!

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    Tom
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    Approaching chubby AND with no tits, how awful is that?

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    Superficial Bitch
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    OMG this comment is EPPPPPPPPIC.

    just brilliant, never thought I’d say this and mean it but: Well don’t Mr. Hogan.

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    Superficial Bitch
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    ha ha hey man, old habits…. *well DONE Mr. Hogan.

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    Superficial Bitch
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    Outstanding with a flash of offensive (until you realize that, no- no one is surprised). Well done.

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    Superficial Bitch
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    that’s one spooky looking bitch.

    ha ha excellent comment.

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    Superficial Bitch
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    I’m with Awol.

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    Superficial Bitch
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    The first AC is the best, this is cloooose second.

    Where’s the photoshop now marketing fools?!

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    Superficial Bitch
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    Finished with a stellar one!

    BANG!

  26. Superficial Bitch

    The first AC one is the best. they were epic. I missed the Kelly Ripa story and shall enjoy reading those comments next!

    You bitches are hysterical.

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    the sad thing is i would probably fuck it. the one thing i wouldn’t do is pay for it.

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    Dude, Bro
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    You ARE the only one that noticed.

    So.. you know how I know you’re gay?

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    Isa
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    xD

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    dk
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    odd I went to high school with a guy named bucky barnes

  31. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    she is an unattractive little girl. She may be be 23, but she looks like she is 12. Anyone who wants to watch this girl fuck is sick.

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    cc
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    way sexier than prison sex.

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    gogo
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    now really now, I made that joke FIRSSSST..

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    Hal Jordan
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    This photo frightened my seven year old son. Please take it down.

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    hah
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    lmfao

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    hah
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    That white shit isn’t a web

  37. captain america

    yep, “cupcakes” are always a point of discussion on the net, folks.

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    MissAmy
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    She’s not naked.. you can see the strapless bra =/

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    greg
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    Who is it? Is a pornstar Eva Angelina?

  40. atotalcad

    Who gave her the lyric sheet? Robert Goulet?

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    Rebecca
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    what a hideous dress…. funny comment though :O)

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    That’s bullshit, Willem is way prettier.

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    Don’t Cry For Me California

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    hmm
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    Who is this ?

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    U.T
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    And as we all know, in order to rag on a woman that beautiful and built you either have to be a jealous queen or maybe hetrosexual but with a really, really tiny one! I never heard of the girl, but good lord, she’s fine, and built like a real woman!

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    Kate
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    I too grow weary of the celebrity look-alike joke, but apparently the Superficial writer pisses his pants over it every time.

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    rama
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    flat chest no tits no ass no curves…nice face but really generic..how can she be a pornstar???

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    eat ass
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    ehh

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    not easily amused
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    Fair to middlin’

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    Cindy Elmwood
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    WIN!!

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