Welcome to the lucky number 13 installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which happens to be our second largest, and probably most offensive. Then again, you’ll have this when Anderson Cooper is put in a situation involving fists, and Spider-Man is given super power bottom strength. But it’s not all man-love jokes: Kelly Ripa makes several appearances along with whatever the hell this is and Charlie Sheen‘s red flag-raising taste in porn stars. So basically everyone gets it in the butt, let’s leave it at that.
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no hips AND no boobs. that’s impressive
Ah hahahahaha!!! HILARIOUS!!! Crimes against humanity. I love it!!
She’s just so happy that the Clydesdale horse pull is coming soon. She took first place last year!
Just doing my part to keep the Fish rolling in his “click” money. :)
i know her dad, haha
the anderson cooper gay jokes are really really stupid and unoriginal.
Yep. Would have been funnier if the poster weren’t illiterate.
Superb Mr. Leg!
You forgot to add really, really, really funny.
Oh no! Not in my eyes!
“I lasted this long!”
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Um, well she really does look like a female Willem Dafoe. I thought it was funny.
Pretty much looks like a little boy dressed in drag/wearing lingerie
@s’up butches Well now we all know you’re from Detroit.
So everyone thinks Desssssssspicable is spelled correctly?
HAHAHAHA!
Approaching chubby AND with no tits, how awful is that?
OMG this comment is EPPPPPPPPIC.
just brilliant, never thought I’d say this and mean it but: Well don’t Mr. Hogan.
ha ha hey man, old habits…. *well DONE Mr. Hogan.
Outstanding with a flash of offensive (until you realize that, no- no one is surprised). Well done.
that’s one spooky looking bitch.
ha ha excellent comment.
I’m with Awol.
The first AC is the best, this is cloooose second.
Where’s the photoshop now marketing fools?!
Finished with a stellar one!
BANG!
The first AC one is the best. they were epic. I missed the Kelly Ripa story and shall enjoy reading those comments next!
You bitches are hysterical.
the sad thing is i would probably fuck it. the one thing i wouldn’t do is pay for it.
You ARE the only one that noticed.
So.. you know how I know you’re gay?
xD
odd I went to high school with a guy named bucky barnes
she is an unattractive little girl. She may be be 23, but she looks like she is 12. Anyone who wants to watch this girl fuck is sick.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
Girl? No tits, no hips, no ass. Looks like an underage boy. Do not want.
Dude, 12 year old girls have a rough looking face like that where you live?
way sexier than prison sex.
now really now, I made that joke FIRSSSST..
This photo frightened my seven year old son. Please take it down.
lmfao
That white shit isn’t a web
yep, “cupcakes” are always a point of discussion on the net, folks.
She’s not naked.. you can see the strapless bra =/
Who is it? Is a pornstar Eva Angelina?
Who gave her the lyric sheet? Robert Goulet?
what a hideous dress…. funny comment though :O)
That’s bullshit, Willem is way prettier.
Don’t Cry For Me California
Who is this ?
your real mom
And as we all know, in order to rag on a woman that beautiful and built you either have to be a jealous queen or maybe hetrosexual but with a really, really tiny one! I never heard of the girl, but good lord, she’s fine, and built like a real woman!
U.T knows what’s up!
I too grow weary of the celebrity look-alike joke, but apparently the Superficial writer pisses his pants over it every time.
true that! “That looks like ____ with down’s synrome.” GOLD!!!
flat chest no tits no ass no curves…nice face but really generic..how can she be a pornstar???
ehh
Fair to middlin’
WIN!!