The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 13

February 5th, 2011 // 127 Comments

Welcome to the lucky number 13 installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which happens to be our second largest, and probably most offensive. Then again, you’ll have this when Anderson Cooper is put in a situation involving fists, and Spider-Man is given super power bottom strength. But it’s not all man-love jokes: Kelly Ripa makes several appearances along with whatever the hell this is and Charlie Sheen‘s red flag-raising taste in porn stars. So basically everyone gets it in the butt, let’s leave it at that.

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- The Superficial

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  1. The Superficial Comments
    Bucky Barnes
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    LOL!
    Well done, Mr. Leg, if that IS your real name…

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Excellent!

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Well spotted.
    No question, that is INTENTIONAL, er, “product” placement.

  4. Smaug

    Phist

    • mmmmMMMaaaaahahahahahahaah
      Let me be the first to congratulate Christina Aquilera in fucking up the most iconic song in America.
      Piece of Advice.
      Learn the lyrics to the song you are going to sing in front of the largest televised audience of the year.
      F-F-f-ailed!
      :)

  5. Bucky Barnes

    Good week. Gravy Leg’s comment about Anderson Cooper (pic 10) and Bubba’s comment about Charlie Sheen (pic 20) are probably my favorites.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s a very big black cock symbol back there….much more suitable for a Kardashian.

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    Trixie
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    GravyLeg is my favorite

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    Trixie
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    Hahah I like it.

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    Michelle
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    That’s awesome!!!

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    Michelle
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    If this what true love looks like – I will take meanless sex for a thousand Alex.

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    Ruth
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    Best week so far Fish!

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    Still laughing.

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    Nice!

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    Lara
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    lol

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    mean tina happy for a sec
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    :)

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    SaraBell
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    I specifically recall her saying “Insert ANYTHING.”

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    flavorfest
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    i hate lingerie that doesn’t match! :P

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    flavorfest
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    lololol

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    ad naseum
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    Brilliant.

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    ad naseum
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    Yep, thats him alright.

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    Jerry Jones
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    Burn it with Fire!!

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    Joe Blow
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    This is the funniest one. LOL

  23. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Gravy’s the BEST.
    I skip the entire story when it’s a post about men or what it takes to please a woman, so this is a cool feature.

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    moshimoshi
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    ha my favourite one!

  25. Galtacticus

    As usual these type of girls that love attention are most of the time acting they know it all. But they know nothing. Not my type at all.

    • Rhialto

      Hmm… Allright, it’s game over anyway. But… Most of the time girls who are into meditation aren’t from that level… It’s just to keep her free from the cockroaches.

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    s'up bitches
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    eeeeekkkkkk!!!

  27. Galtacticus

    Typically the kind of girl to take oversized implants …. What kind of people don’t know limits as well?

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    s'up bitches
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    I understand he was in harm’s way, and it must feel scary, but when he stated it was the first time he was ever punched, I thought “dude, where the fuck did you grow up”? For me, growing up, getting into fist fights was called “Saturday night”.

  29. Nero

    I guess the good girl is just trying to make a living.

    • bimbamboing

      She gotta work hard to earn those implants…..

      • Rhialto

        Just posing on a pic and after that doing nothing, that’s just not enough. But… Maybe someone got to do the dirty job…

    • Burt

      Dude, a so-so looking girl getting 30000$ so a crack addict can have a place to park his dick for 3 minutes, that’s not trying to earn a living…That’s being lazy as fuck.

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    Jennny
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    funniest one so far.

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    Jennny
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    lol

  32. Jennny

    disappointed that there weren’t a lot more of the Ripa comments. that topic held one of the funniest comment threads ever.

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    Harriscanoit
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    Cant a person pick and flick in peace!

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    LULZ!

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    Excellent. Daffy owns.

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    Those hips make me salivate :d~~~

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    Nice one Jade :)

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    Give us the Precious.

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    Chair-arm envy. Good catch!

  40. s'up bitches

    tiny + titty = : (

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    Brooke
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    Man, two Sylvester the Cat references for Kelly Ripa.

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    GravyLeg
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    Yep. Laughed again. Lol

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    GravyLeg
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    Lol. So true.

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    GravyLeg
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    Lol

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    going…going…gone! it’s a grand slam for GravyLeg!

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    jim
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    ha. he/she/it misspelled you’re and it even got reposted. sets the bar pretty low for what gets posted as “best of.”

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    jim
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    It only took 17 pictures before someone did this tired tired tired joke.

    [Unpretty Person A] = [Unpretty Person B, of opposite gender]

    Insert laughter

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    Autumn
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    best one out of all 13 issues

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    lori
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    It’s pretty funny, but would be funnier if he used “you’re” instead of “your”. What is it with the American public education system?

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