The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 10

January 15th, 2011 // 115 Comments

Welcome to the 10th – and largest – installment of The Most Important People On The Internet. There were so many ridiculous comments this week, I’m actually going to need you guys to tone it down before I’m out of a job. I’m joking, of course, because let’s not pretend I wouldn’t kill you all in your sleep before going back to retail. (I have your IP addresses.) On that note, I honestly couldn’t be more proud of this gallery. The largest installment until now had 23 comments, this bad boy is packing a whopping 36. That’s a 400% increase for you math majors out there.

Dig in,

- The Superficial

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Photo: WENN

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  1. dude

    I LOVE this feature!

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    swalton
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    That comment is inspiring.

  3. Marceelf

    This is some funny shit. I do love me some most Important People on the Internet.

  4. Cock Dr

    You just want us to click a lot.

    I wonder how many Gravyleg got this week.
    But I guess I have to click 36 times to know.

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    Cock Dr
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    Worthy.

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    Cock Dr
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    Dammit, why did you make me look at this one? That hurts man.
    Put a star on that shit for us delicate folks.

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    Cock Dr
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    Getting numbed to it now.
    Gawd, she is ugly. It ain’t just the lighting.

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    Cock Dr
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    She must have lived in one of the fancy type neighborhoods.

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    Cock Dr
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    Nice.

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    ChonchArcola
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    i would wreck that like a rental car.

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    lady_lynna
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    Best comment ever!

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    Best one so far…

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    GingleJanglez
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    seriously get these retarded advert videos off your site.. i don’t give a fuck about having a healthy digestive system by eating dog shit dannon yogurt.. nothing is more annoying that intrusive advertising

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    Love it.

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    dangermike
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    That would be the first time something *didn’t* penetrate her.

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    Jennny
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    hahahaha. good one

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    dangermike
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    Is that Lupe Fuentes on the right?

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    guy rossi
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    I would bang Nicole

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    Brooke
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    I laughed at a lot of these. People are awesome.

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    MrsEllis
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    Hahaha, that’s the best comment overall I think.

  21. GravyLeg

    Hmmm… The Rumer Willis stuff didn’t make the cut? LOL
    Guess, I will just have to snark it up more next week.

  22. Aussie Mama

    Julian Assange should be on there as #1. Keeping the bastards honest. Fighting for freedom of speech. I used to wonder why all the tree huggers were always out there protesting etc. Now I know it was for all of us and all of our rights. Hands off Assange!

  23. Aussie Mama

    PS: Gravy Leg has got to be the best name I have ever seen. And Johnny Cage the best purrrrrson!

    • GravyLeg

      Lol. Thanks! So what is this Conan reference I keep getting?

      • dude

        Hey there GravyLeg. A month or so ago Conan had a bit on where he was mocking Marvel Comics, he pointed out that one of the characters legs looked like lightning bolts of gravy and dubbed him “GravyLeg”.

        btw, you’re a talented commenter, you never fail to crack me up.

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    Donger
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    Penis goes where? Oh that’s right, here.

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    Gene
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    Not with your dick. No no NO!

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    Gene
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    Sometimes…you just want to skull fuck ugly, know what I mean?

    A good kick in the nuts usually pulls me out of it though.

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    Nice!

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    Gene
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    No tweens in red heads. They’re either total disasters or natural aphrodesiacs.

    …and Cruise couldn’t bend her to his weirdness. She wins all round.

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    Gene
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    Too much ass and ego, and too little gray matter for me. Kind of like Hilton. But I’d bang em both, What the fuck, you think I’m nuts?

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    Gene
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    She just get her ass kicked in the parking lot or something?

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    Gene
    Commented on this photo:

    No no no no, I can’t take it no more….

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    Gene
    Commented on this photo:

    The Depper is looking WAY the fuck out there…

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    Gene
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    I’d pay her to pop the poop shoot my damned self…

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    I wish I had made this comment.

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    Aussie_Gurl
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    Oh look, the Oompaloompas procreated on a tan bed!

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    Aussie_Gurl
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    Overrated trash…

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    Aussie_Gurl
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    Whatever takes the focus off your face….

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    Aussie_Gurl
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    Never thought he was hot to start with but DAMN he is aging baaaaad…

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    oldfool
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    Dr Girlfriend is way hotter, “Go Team Venture.”

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    s'up bitches
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    You have my IP address? Of course, I am not worried Fish. You are perhaps the best blogger in the United States, and even the world! I love you and would follow you into battle. Is that sufficient enough? Should I build an altar?

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    noooooooooo
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    She should really take that paper bag off her hea…dooh shit it’s her face.

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    noooooooooo
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    Nothing could penetrate her anymore, not even the hubble telescope

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    noooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought that was the MTV Teen mom post-op, was going to say it’s not much of an improvement but it beats what they started with.

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    Nik
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    Face= DO NOT WANT

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    Virgodoll
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    That snooki kid is adorable :) awwww

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    Delta4
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    I can haz tears?

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    Delta4
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    Taking a limo to Hooters…classy

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    Delta4
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    Wicket was less than happy that we would be forced to read about Amy Winehouse

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    Delta4
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    And so the experiment to put the rest of her body in proportion to her ass began!

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    Jade
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    She’s the ugliest creature ever posted on this site. And with Samantha Ronson also being featured here, that’s quite a feat.

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