The Most Important People On The Internet Returns
As promised, welcome to a long overdue, super-sized return of The Most Important People On The Internet that we didn’t feel like waiting until Saturday to post because half of you will already be balls deep in Christmas shopping by then, and possibly even hanging from an Old Navy dressing room because of it. (Earlier today, I was asked for my opinion on dinner plates. Save a stall for me.) Anyway, you’ll find comments spanning all the way back into September, so enjoy a little trip down memory lane but without each photo making you question what the hell you’ve been doing with your life because it’s Batman’s tits. I write about Batman’s tits for a living. How’s my brother the Army captain doing? Not writing about Batman’s tits in his jammy pants, sweet grandmother who thinks I don’t notice her changing the subject.