The Most Important People on The Internet: Ke$ha Edition

November 13th, 2010 // 45 Comments

Despite being virtually non-existent, Ke$ha‘s ass was truly your muse this week. So, in honor of that, here’s a quick little gallery dedicated to some of the better comments inspired by her bland, almost geometrical haunches that touched something so deep inside of you, Indiana Jones had to hire another Asian kid to get it out. (Why does he do that, by the way?)

- The Superficial

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Photos: INFdaily

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  1. dude

    RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!
    (okay, it’s old, but it’s all I got I’m so hungover)

  2. Hemingway

    A comment-recap story at the end of the week? LOVE the idea.

  3. I’ve seen more ass on a cat

  4. nicole

    Where did her butt go? She has no ass.

    • aury

      the damned thing is practically concave, it’s so small. & i don’t even wanna know what her hand was doing. *throws up in mouth*

  5. Ke$ha Bikini
    Becky
    Commented on this photo:

    Aww, I feel famous now! haha

  6. Ke$ha Bikini
    Raven
    Commented on this photo:

    Look good I am single and i been miss use by female
    i have a big hart i am 30

  7. Ke$ha Bikini
    katelyn
    Commented on this photo:

    ehh whatever she looks alright. anyways she isn’t paid for her ass.

  8. probono

    I have a whole new appreciation for my own ass

  9. Ke$ha Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally I win something and no money is involved.

    ;-)

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hiding out with the other girl’s chin.

  11. I find it amazing that so little could inspire so many.

    Reverse ass.

  12. Ke$ha Bikini
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody needs to call Kim Kardashian’s Doctor….stat!

  13. Kesha = chinese(?) for “transvestite son of Judd Hirsch”. It wasn’t posted here, but I know you LOL’d when you saw it.

  14. jonathan

    This woman is disgusting, So disgusting, She gives me no sexual thoughts at all, and I get sexual thoughts by almost any woman, but, she is just repulsive, God I feel sick looking at her, I think if she was naked in my bed I would have a Limp Noddle the whole time, and I would HAVE SEX WITH COCO,

    gross GROSS SHE IS GROSS

  15. Ke$ha Bikini
    Micro
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the V-type body. Skinny legs and ass. I think she looks all right, maybe some more sun. Face is young and fresh.

  16. Casey

    Fish…I really want to like this new idea. I REALLY do. But so far, the comments you’re choosing to show just aren’t that funny. And no, I’m not into the “I’d drink her bathwater” comments or any bullshit like that. It’s just that some of the comments posted really are gems, and many of the ones you choose are just…generic. Didn’t make me smile the first time. :(

    • jonathan

      Yeah I agree The comments are not funny at all, and I have read some really hilarious comments in here, Specially, My favorite all time favorite comment was the comments made on Aaron Carter, specially the “The Machinist ” one, It kept me laughing for days

  17. rub-me-if-you-can

    $haple$$ Ke$haaaaaa. If I were her, I’d hide in a tent-like dress.

  18. michy

    i now feel much better about the size of my ass after seeing hers.. she has no ass, at all.

  19. JesseJimmy

    She has more talent in her left ass cheek than Lady Gaga. Which is to say, no talent. As she has no left ass cheek.

  20. s'up bitches

    I’d shove my tongue in that kraken ass any day of the week! I jizzed all over my Hobbit DVD’s! Sessy!

  21. Ke$ha Bikini
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    Young John Travolta.

  22. Ke$ha Bikini
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    Young John Travolta.

  23. Ke$ha Bikini
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    Young John Travolta.

  24. wim

    you’re allowed to use bad language now.
    …………GO ON!!

  25. tish

    if she were 50 id say she looks good

  26. Ke$ha Bikini
    atomicmug
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not so much that she has too-little ass as that she as too much mid-back.

    She’s about as sexy as my college roommate’s tube of toothpaste.

  27. Ke$ha Bikini
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHA. Great observation…

  28. 539

    It’s a man. DUDE ALERT!

    539

  29. Ke$ha Bikini
    craigj
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT is the best of this litter.

  30. Cardinal Fang

    She’s a 2:00 when the lights are low and the buzz is still there.

  31. vicki

    Setting this picture up to people to comment personally exacerbates body image issues facing our society, where people go to extreme measures to meet the perfect body expectations.Encouraging people to find fault in each other makes us more aware of ourselves therefore spreading more negativitiy.

  32. Goodlook

    KESHA IS GROSS!!!!

  33. Ke$ha Bikini
    Nettie
    Commented on this photo:

    holy crap look at pic 5/6 her ass in non existent what ass? no ass! never seen such flatness someone teach her to do squats

  34. Ke$ha Bikini
    MICHELLE
    Commented on this photo:

    U NO ONE THNG BOUT THZ GURL IS THT SHE HAS THE MONEY 2 DO A BOOB JOB N A BOOTY JOB BUT SHE IS HAPY WIT THE WAY SHE LOOKS.
    SHE DNT WANA LOOK FAKE LIKE KIM OR MARIAH OR LIDSNEY…I GIVE HER PROPS….

  35. Ke$ha Bikini
    cassie
    Commented on this photo:

    How did this girl get famous? No talent AND no body?

  36. Ke$ha Bikini
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s pretty much some “granny panty” shit right there.

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