The Most Important People On The Internet: January 2017

Welcome to the latest installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our now-monthly grab bag of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. As promised in the Holiday Edition, this collection features all of your gems from January, and once again, I had to make some tough choices because you guys and gals brought it. In fact, I’m already sitting on a healthy trove for February, so don’t ever stop farting these out. On that note, I’m going to get out of the way because I already feel bad about how this post is clearly going to run right over the Super Bowl. Those players work hard, and I just barged in with my dick joke jamboree and ruined their big weekend. Tom Brady’s probably going to cry, isn’t he? Ah, man, Ben Affleck’s not going to like that.

*hears a car pull up, “Sister Christian” blares from the speakers*

Son of a bitch…

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