The Most Important People On The Internet

By voluminous demand, welcome to a long overdue installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our now whenever the fuck grab bag of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. It’s hard to believe it’s been almost exactly a year since the last edition. And by hard to believe, I mean for you people. I know how lazy and easily distracted I am. It’s damn near supernatural. Anyway, you’ll find a healthy assortment from the past few months because, yes, I’ve been watching. And, no, I haven’t had my faces eaten by Michael. Yet. So on that note, maybe I’ll have another one of these in December if you little shitbirds fart out enough gems between now and Christmas.

Or not. Life’s a series of disappointments.

Happy Thanksgiving! See you Monday.

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