The Most Important People on The Internet

November 13th, 2010 // 48 Comments

Welcome to another installment of “Comments of the Week,” except not entirely because I renamed it after realizing 50 other websites have the same feature under the same generic name. (Haha! I’m original.) I like to believe “The Most Important People on The Internet” not only captures the gravitas of my users’ word power, but also presents them with absolute humility which is the only way to approach a mind such as “stinky mcpoop,” who somehow appears twice this week.

On that note, enjoy the gallery, and don’t forget to check out the supplemental Ke$ha post that’s almost like walking through the Louvre if the Louvre was built to mock flat asses.

- The Superficial

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  1. dude

    Sweet. I love this feature. Maybe I’ll make the hall of fame someday.

  2. Bret Michaels
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    best one!! Hilarious!!

  3. Tara Reid
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  4. JN

    Is this bitch dead or somethin’?

  5. Lindsay Lohan
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    Her hand looks like she just walked off the set of The Walking Dead

  6. FattyFatty2X4

    Fish, you just made Mr. McPoop’s life.
    He’s gonna be hell to deal with at the bath house.

  7. Ruth

    Makes me wish I comment.

  8. herbiefrog

    ok… so were sposed to say fish ?

  9. JesseJimmy

    I took a break from destroying the self-esteem of pudgy housewives to ponder the significance of this achievement. And then I realized I needed to rub one out to Miley’s cooter.

  10. Pheodor

    This is really blowing my mind !

  11. Bret Michaels
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    Win :D

  12. Lindsay Lohan
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    Sounds about right.

  13. Tara Reid
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  14. Miley Cyrus
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  15. Taylor Momsen
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    Every time I see Taylor Momsen’s face I get sad…maybe because i remember back when she was just a budding actress. Sigh.

  16. Miley Cyrus
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    lols luv this one :D

  17. Miley Cyrus
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    LOL Classic!

  18. fester

    Probably not but with a name like “stinky mcpoop” it must be REALLY good jam.

  19. JollyJumJuck

    More like, The Most Self-Important People On The Internet

  20. Biff Dickslap

    Who’s the guy in the last pic, the Times Square bomber?

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy
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    If I had down syndrome, I’d be pissed that someone compared me to HER.

  22. Tara Reid
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    hahahah ugh best one.

  23. cardinal10

    i’ve been reading this site for at least a year and a half and have never commented. now i must say, this feature is currently my favorite thing on the internet.

    • FattyFatty2X4

      Favorite thing?
      So you’ve never been to Redtube or Pornhub?
      I’m going there now, thanx for the reminder.

  24. Taylor Momsen
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    Tylor Momsen actually looks like the bride from the movie ‘The Bride of Chuckie’

  25. Kanye West
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    definitely the biggest douche of the doucheallstars presented here

  26. Taylor Momsen
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    She needs a pearl necklace.

  27. Miley Cyrus
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  28. Taylor Momsen
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    Hard to believe this panda faced little attention whore was once cindy lou who in the grinch.

  29. wim

    unfortunetely for her even some americans require talents……………

  30. Taylor Momsen
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    So what’s the age of consent these days?

  31. Michael Lohan
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  32. Demi Lovato
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    Tell us who these people are.
    We…THE UNCOOL don’t know who some of these people are.

  33. Wilmer Valderrama
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  34. Demi Lovato
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    Taylor “Try Hard” Momsen, Mr “Fucked In The Head” Lohan, “Miley “Hillbilly Trash” Cyrus,
    Demi “Cutter and Coke” Lovato, Brett” Bald Underneath the bandana” Michaels,
    Tara “Wonky Tits” Reid, Lindsay “Coke and Booze” Lohan, Charlie “Hookers, Coke, Booze and Hookers” Sheen
    Kanye “Douchebag” West, Kendra ” Fucks old Men for fame” Wilkinson,Taylor “Try Hard: Momsen
    Wilmer “If it has tits and a vagina, I’m putting my dick in it” Valderramas

    does that help?

  35. Miley Cyrus
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    That comment is hilarious and so is Miley thinking she is hot…Yuck.

  36. Kanye West Matt Lauer
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    ” That’s right Yuri, I’ve been working with my team of scientist’s, and I think that we’ve come up with a solution for world hunger”.

  37. Lindsay Lohan
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    ” scuse me, scabies give me gas”.

  38. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Why do people still take this dickweed’s photo? Didn’t That 70′s Show end like in the 70′s?

    • Okayno

      Because the boy has other talents. He’s pedo, fucks virgin teens and doesn’t go to jail for it.

  39. Kendra Wilkinson Playboy
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    She looks great

  40. Charlie Sheen
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  41. Miley Cyrus
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    Lulz :D

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