The Midget Circus is in Town! And Other News

(You thought about this was going to be about Snooki, didn’t you? FACE.)

- Justin Bieber is your new Ashton Kutcher. [Dlisted]

- Reese Witherspoon is somehow getting hotter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s brother who basically lived at Burning Man died of a drug overdose. — No comment. [Popeater]

- Marisa Miller next to a car. In underwear. The world is in balance. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Audrina Patridge on Dancing With The Star needs to be my guilty pleasure. Today. [The Chive]

- Keira Knightley got a haircut. How is that possible?! [Popoholic]

- Alexander Skarsgard makes threesomes happen. He can’t help it. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Bar Refaeli has Leonardo DiCaprio doing yoga. [PopSugar]

- Lauren Conrad has no business being in this post. None. [Hollywood Life]

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